Angel: ok! That chapter was not a serious as I thought it would be! But then again I went over some ideas that I have been holding from Ani!
Ani: (looking proud)
Meki: what's with the look on your face Angel?
Angel: (has a grin on her face and her eyebrow is having a seizer) nothings wrong Meki-Chan!
Ani: LIAR!!
Angel: nope! Nothing wrong!
Meki: TELL US!!
Angel: you really wanna know? (they nod) well (takes a deep breath) VAMP YOU (BEEP)!!! I WAS GETTING REVENGE YOU (BEEP) (BEEP)!!! AND THIS IS JUST FOR COMICS REASONS!! YOU'RE LUCKY I PUT YOU IN YOU LITTLE (BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP)!!!!
Ani/Meki: O.O are there even that many swears in the English language!?!?
Angel: there are now!!! I was in no mood to come home and read that! so anyways: I would like to sank Heather for the help on this chapter! Seeing as how these two people are apparently brain dead! (points at Meki and Ani)
Meki/Ani: basketball/OGT
Angel: …shut up! And Danni: PUT DOWN THE FREAKING SHARP OBJECTS!!! DISCLAIMER!!
Lawyers: SUE SUE SUE SUE SUE SUE!!!
Danni: HI YA!! (throws Kunai at lawyers) Angel only owns most OC's, idea and the evil cliffe from last chapter!
Chapter 10: BAD GIRLS!! BAD!!
So, where did I leave you crazy people with the sharp weapons off yesterday? O ya!
I was being a betch and left off with Amber and Sarah going all evil! Yay! Wait! Not yay! They have read eyes and explosives! DAMN YOU HEAXHEART!! DAMN YOU!!
K! I'm done! Now lets take a look at DA shall we? It looked just like- WHY THE HELL IS IT ON FIRE!?!??! DAMMIT!! Kids were screaming and running! And is that a team of wrestlers I see running!?!? Good god!!
Amber was riding said team of wrestlers, and Sarah…where was she anyways? O! she was on…the…roof-THAT'S WEIRD!! EVEN FOR THEM!!! She was throwing exploding dummies off of the roof and onto Bastion who was running around like a chicken who lost his head trying to avoid the exploding dolls!
And who were the wrestlers chasing you might add? Chazz? Vamp? Crowler? NOPE!! All of the above!
Adrian
But how is Baka-San alive you ask? How much of this story has made sense anyways? Just don't question it. You can question. But you'll be on the wrong end of a evil very sharp slinky! And when I mean sharp: I mean sharp!
"HELP MMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!" Baka-San yelled running for what was left of that pitiful thing that he called life. "HEY!! IT'S NOT PITFUL!!" says you!
And where were the other GX gang you ask? Jesse was hidden in a safe place along with Syrus. Alexis and Blaire were with Mindy and Jasmine at the hot spring with the doors bolted shut and were Amber and Sarah proof. As I said, Bastion was running from exploding things. Crowler was trapped in his office by a pack of wolves that were being led by Pharaoh. And all the wolves were foaming at the mouth. Chazz was in the ocean running from a pack of sharks that seemed to like the look of his hair. He had been running for a good 2 hours now. And it looked like an octopus had just joined the sharks! Zane was in a fish tank with electric eels and jellyfish. And OMG!! IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS?!?!
Yes it is! Squidward was in a corner of the tank, with a rubber suit playing his clarinet! THE HORRER!!! Ironic no? Atty was trapped in the almost never used music room of DA with….O.o OMG!!! A mariachi band was following him around in Teletubbies outfits!! THE EVIL LITTLE CRAZY PEOPLE!!
As for Jim and Hassleberry…they were each trying to talk some sense into their girlfriends. Well, their type of sense anyways.
"COME ON!!" Hassleberry shouted, standing right behind Sarah. "SNAP OUT OF IT CADET!! THIS ISNT YOU!! Well the explosion part is- BUT NOT THE ATTACKING YOUR FRIENDS PART!!"
"CAN IT HUSSLEHARRY!!" Sarah shouted as she turned around to face Hassleberry. She started to walk towards him. "You're lucky that you're so cute that I can't hurt you." She said as she cupped her hand around his chin. He visibly flinched at her icy touch. She brought her mouth to right next to his ear and whispered into it. "So why don't you be a good little boy and leave me to my work?" she said seductively. She pulled away and went back to her explosives. Hassleberry was glued to the stop, in complete and utter shock.
Jim wasn't having any better luck, I'm afraid.
He was riding the wrestler that was behind the one that Amber was riding. He sighed and leaned on his right arm staring at her back. He had given up trying to talk her out of it LONG ago! He came to a conclusion: if she didn't listen to him when she was normal, then she would listen to him now why?!
So he just sat back and watched all of the wrestlers, cept the two that they were on, trample Baka-San. It was actually a good sight. He sighed again.
"MWHAHAHAHHA!!!" Amber suddenly shouted. "THIS IS COOL!!"
"Who gave you sugar?" Jim asked.
"…No one…." She said looking over her shoulder. She then glared at him and got an evil gleam in her eye. "Why? Got something against sugar?" she asked holding up a pipe bomb.
"No. just curious Shelia" Jim said not at all nervous at the fact that his girlfriend was threatening him with a pipe bomb. She shrugged and threw the LIT pipe bomb over her shoulder and it landed right in Baka-San's mouth. "You killed your pray again" he pointed at Baka-San.
"Then someone else will face the wrath of Roc' n Soc' wrestling team! MWHAHAHHAHAA!!"
"Mind if I watch?"
"Just don't get in meh way!" she said facing forward and waving him off with her hand. "CHARGE!!" she yelled and the team ran forward to unknown places.
MMMMMMM
All of these events didn't go unnoticed however. They were being watched by some creepy pedophiles. Well, one creepy pedophile. The other was being forced to watch 1500 seasons of Barney, Teletubbies, Sesame Street, and wind blowing. Good god!
"LET ME OUT OF HERE HEAXHEART!!" Vamp yelled from the room that he was tied up in and being forced to watch kiddy shows for hours on end.
"NO!" the creepy pedophile shouted at him. "This is what you get for failing at life you pedophile! And I'm a virgin thank you very much!" she then yelled at the ceiling.
Ok! One creepy pedophile and a hard ass!
"ANGEL!!"
You can't win with me Heaxheart! You just can't! and be lucky I stopped at hard ass!!
"(sighs) Fine! So ya! Vamp, you're being punished for making me do your job!" she then closes the door to the room that he was in and goes back to walking what was happening at DA….stalker. "ANGEL!!" sorry! Hard ass stalker! "GOD DAMMIT!!"
MMMMMMM
(time skip to a few hours later)
All the flames on DA were out, the wrestler team was nowhere to be seen, and everything else was fine! However, Amber and Sarah were still all evil.
"What are we gonna do?!" Hassleberry asked everyone else. After Amber and Sarah got bored, then went into the forest to do gods know what! "We can't just kill them! And we gotta save them!"
"You can't save us!!" they heard someone call from outside. They ran out and saw Amber and Sarah there. It was Amber who spoke. "We're evil now and we like it! so leave us alone!"
"NO!!" Jim shouted taking a step forward. "WE'RE GOING TO GET YOU BACK IF IT'S THE LAST THING WE DO!!"
"Well then," Sarah said. "looks like this will be the last thing you do!" they both pulled out evil looking duel disks, the one that Jay had when he was all Haou and such, and put them on their arms. "So, who's gonna duel us?"
MMMMMM
Angel: DUN DUN DUN!!!!
Meki: yay! Evil tapes of doom!
Ani: that was just weird!
Angel: don't care! Hope you people enjoyed it! Sorry it's a little short! But I wanted to end on another cliffhanger! But I hope to make the next one a bit longer than this!
Ani/Meki: YOU BETTER!
Angel: meh!
RAMEN IF YOU REIVEW!!
PUT DOWN THE SHARP WEAPONS!!! -Angel
