Chapter 10
J.K. Rowling was sitting in her office, reading a fanfiction of her work. Really? She thought. John Cena? In 1962? And as a girl? What is this crap? She continued to read the low quality pile of ass that lay within her computer screen. Now the story was mentioning Sailor Moon. Talk about no creativity, she remarked to herself. It was plainly the worst story she had ever read.
It was the worst story he had ever written. The author stared at the pile of ass that lay within his… no, he couldn't repeat that again, he already did it with J.K. Rowling. He was desperately trying to force some sort of connection between JFK and JKR. There was nothing to force, though, and no ships worth sailing. He was a failure.
Meanwhile, in the author's imagination, a picture of JK Rowling and John F. Kennedy procreating popped up. He vomited onto the floor and went back to work.
Okay, he thought. I'll just move on to the part where Hermione and Ginny are for some reason Sailor Scouts and also lesbians in love with each other. That'll give me enough of a delay to further develop Johanna Cena.