The lovebirds made their way out to the forest outside Castle Oblivion. Once they got there, they picked a huge tree with a large trunk and sat down beneath it. They looked at each other longingly.
"I have an idea," Marluxia began.
"Is it sex?" Zexion asked, cutting Marly off.
"Damn, you're smart Zexy!" Marluxia laughed. "How 'bout a quickie under the tree?"
"Okay, fine." Zexion agreed. Marluxia was seated on top of Zexion ready to begin, when all of a sudden they heard a noise.
"Oh, shit! What was that?" Zexion looked around. "I suggest you get off me and hide." They got up, still without their clothes on, and ran behind the tree. They sat there, close together, nervous they were going to get caught. They looked around the other side of the tree, checking for fellow members, when all of a sudden, they heard a voice.
"AHHH! MY EYES!!!" Axel screamed. "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU TWO THINK YOU'RE DOING???"
"U-uh, n-nothing, Axel, why do you ask?" Marluxia answered.
"If you're doing nothing, then why do you have no clothes on?"
"Well, you see Axel, our uniform is so incredibly warm, we thought we would come out here and cool off." Zexion tried to explain.
"What do you mean, the uniform is warm? I control FIRE and I'm not even warm. I want to know what's going on. You have five seconds to start explaining this or I'm telling the Superior." Axel started counting backward from five. "Five…….. Four……. Three……-"
"Okay, okay, you win." Zexion gave into Axel's threat, not wanting Xemnas to find out. "It's like this, Marluxia and I are…."
Marluxia and Zexion looked at each other. "In love." Marluxia finished.
"Oh, gross!" Axel exclaimed.
"Oh yeah, and you and Roxas being together isn't gross." Zexion retorted.
"H-how do you know about that?" Axel asked, genuinely surprised.
"You really shouldn't leave naughty pictures of Roxas lying around in your room, if you don't want anyone to know." Zexion explained.
"Shut up!" Axel started to flame.
"Okay, here's the deal," Marluxia started, "You don't tell, we don't tell."
"Can I tell Roxas?"
"Why?" Zexion asked.
"Well, both of you know about us, it's only fair that both of us know about you."
Zexion and Marluxia looked at each other and nodded. "That sounds fair, but you can't tell anyone else, if you do, we tell the whole group about you and Roxas."
"Okay, deal." Axel agreed, still standing over the two naked lovers.
"U-um, Axel?" Zexion started.
"Yeah?"
"Are you just going to stand there and watch or will you leave us alone?"
"Oh, oops, sorry, leaving now." Axel then left in a dark portal, leaving Zexion and Marluxia to their naughty games.
"That's better." Marluxia said, with a mischevious smirk on his face.
"Let's begin." Zexion smiled, kissing Marluxia passionately. Marluxia returned the kiss and began moving his lips down to Zexion's neck, then his chest.
"Oh, Marly!" Zexion exclaimed. Holding Marluxia close, he pressed their lips together.
After their little 'quickie', Zexion and Marluxia decided to sit under the tree for a while, thinking about what to do tomorrow. "We will have to go to our missions tomorrow, Zexy, are you going to be okay?" Marluxia asked, still concerned about his sexy Zexy.
"I think I will be okay, thanks for today Marluxia. Other than the little 'interruption' it was perfect." Zexion looked into Marluxia's blue eyes and smiled. He lied down on Marluxia's lap for the rest of the afternoon.
"I think it's about time we go in, before Saix starts wondering where you are." Marluxia suggested.
"Oh, right, Saix thinks I had a mental breakdown this morning." Zexion remembered. "What if he sees us walk in?"
"Don't you worry about that, Zexy. I have the perfect cover." Marluxia explained. "Just wait and see."