Seals

"I'm just saying, if he messed up, Wendy coulda been turned into an amphibian or somethin'."

Everyone gawked at the sheer stupidity coming from Natsu's mouth.

"Natsu," Lucy said, "I believe we just went over this. Even if Rufus happened to mess up, which I highly doubt would actually doubt would have happened-"

"Thank you, Lucy."

"You're welcome Rufus." She smiled, then scowled, "BUT DON'T INTERRUPT ME!"

"Yeesh." Rufus took a quick step back. "Natsu, your mate is scary."

"Oi! Don't call Luce scary!" Natsu growled.

"Match made in heaven," Rufus mumbled, backing away by about ten feet.

"Anyways," the blonde said, "Even if Rufus had messed up, Wendy probably wouldn't have been turned into a seal, animal or otherwise."

"But what if she had though," Sting interjected.

"Lucy, don't even respond to that," Rogue said, "He's only thinking about it because he would've tried to teach her tricks."

"I am not!" Sting shouted, offended, "I would be very depressed over the loss of our dear sister! But sometimes loss can be a good thing."

"A good thing that you can teach to balance a ball on its nose and show to people for monetary gain?"

"Maybe..."

"What are you guys talking about?" a new voice asked.

"Oh, hey Chelia," Lucy greeted, followed by everyone else except Levy.

"We were talking about Wendy getting turned into a seal!" the male pinkette shouted.

"What, like a big sticker with her face on it?"

"Nah, the animal."

"Oh, so like a blue seal?"

"I guess..." Natsu trailed, "Levy! If Wendy was turned into a seal, you think she'd be blue?"

No response.

"Levy?"

Still nothing.

"Levy!"

"Huh!" the bluenette squeaked. She then closed her book to face her friends.

"Why aren't you talking to us, Levs?" Lucy asked.

"Well, there's a certain level of stupid I can tolerate in the morning," Levy boredly responded.

"Uh-huh." the blonde nodded.

"You all went past it an hour ago."

"Oh."

"Where's Wendy?" Chelia asked, mainly to change the conversation.

"Over there." Levy pointed to the bench where the sky dragon still slept.

"Why is she sleeping there?"

"Rufus put a spell on her to forget about a deal her and Carla made. Basically now she's going to ask Romeo out and if he passes certain 'tests' Carla's gonna make, she'll let him become Wendy's mate at the end of the season."

"Really?" the sky goddess asked. 'If I sabotage all his tests, Carla won't let him become Wendy's mate! Then she'll have no choice but to let me be her mate! Mwahahahah!'

"Yeah, I doubt that."

"Huh?" Chelia 'huh'ed, looking at Lucy. "Doubt what?"

"That Wendy will have you as her mate."

"Wh-what gave you that idea?!" Chelia blushed.

"You were saying your thoughts out loud."

"Dammit!" the female pinkette shouted, blushing immensely.

"Hey, don't feel to bad about it," Lucy tried to comfort the sky goddess, "It's just that Wendy's straight."

"Well so's spaghetti until you get it wet!"

"Yeah, no," Cana stated, walking into the room. "If these beauties-" She lifted up and started jiggling her breasts, giving Rufus a massive nosebleed. "-couldn't turn her, then nothing can."

"Hrm, I can still try," the god slayer groaned.

"Right, just try and mess with my otp. I dare you," the brunette threatened, "I'm sure they'll find your body someday."

Chelia was about to argue something back, but instead hung her head in defeat and sat on an open barstool.

"Yeah, that's what I thought," the alcoholic card mage gloated, also deciding to sit down at the bar.

"Oh, yeah, Carla," Lucy called, "Since you're letting Romeo and Wendy date, shouldn't you call Lily and have them come back?"

"Nah," the white exceed responded, "I'll just have Lily come back and send Wendy to Akane. I already paid for a week's stay anyways."

All the conscious dragon slayers stifled a giggle, but managed to hide it.

"Actually, I should probably call Lily now and tell him about that."

Carla then pulled out her phone and called Lily on speed dial.

Lily POV;

I woke up to what was probably the annoying sound of my phone rining. Back in my warrior days I most likely would've already been awake at this time. However, my time in Fairy Tail has made me much more "relaxed."

Well, that, and I have a huge hangover.

Groaning, I picked up my phone and answered it.

"What is it Carla?"

"Lily, you're coming back," she answered.

"Nani?" I ask, genuinely confused as to why I'm returning and why it's me specifically and not me and Romeo.

But Carla explained the situation. I thought it was nice that she was repaying the happy might-as-well-be-a-couple back with a romantic hotel stay, even if she wasn't directly saying that.

We said our goodbyes and hung up. I then threw my pillow at the also hungover Romeo in the bed next to me, causing him to jump up and act like we were being attacked.

"Gaah! Wha!? Who!" He turned towards me. "Lily!"

"Yes?" I smirk.

"Why the hell did you do that!?" Romeo angrily shouted.

"Because I thought it would be funny." I smiled. "I was right."

"Well screw you. Especially because I was just having a weird drunk nightmare."

"Hm? What was it about?" I asked.

"Well, it starts off with us getting captured by these guys who thought we were Natsu and Happy," Romeo explained.

"That sounds ridiculous," I scoff.

"Trust me, it gets weirder," he says, "Later on in the dream Wendy and Chelia show up-"

"Okay, on second thought, I don't need to know what you dream about."

"What!?" He shouted, blushing, "Not like that! Jeez! Besides, you know I only have feelings for Wendy."

"Hm, true." I nod. "You do act like a lovesick puppy around her."

"I'm not that bad!"

"You're right..."

"Thank you!" the ravenette cheered.

"You're worse." I smirk.

"Hey!" Romeo shouted. He then crossed his arms and continued his story. "Anyways, Wendy and Chelia were there to rescue us. Or, Wendy was anyways. I don't really know what Chelia was doing. I think she kicked a guy in the balls though..." Romeo trailed off.

"And how did it end?" I asked.

"Not sure. We were fighting some really strong evil dudes on a floating island, and I remember seeing a giant tornado with something in it. But before I could find out what it was someone-" He shot a pointed glare at me. "-woke me up."

He sighed. "Oh well. I doubt it would've ended that well anyways. Probably something ridiculous."

"You mean like you getting to have sex with Wendy?" I ask, earning a pillow getting thrown at my face.

"Jeez, since when were you a pervert?" Romeo glared.

"I wasn't being perverted," I said, "I was just pointing out the very little chance you have at having sex with Wendy."

"First of all, fuck you."

"No, no. You want to do that to Wendy."

"Ugh." Romeo held his head in his hand. "Did you just wake up today and decide you wanted to be an asshole?"

"Well I didn't decide it. It just happens." I shrug. "Anyways, did you have a follow up for that or...?"

"Yes. It was about how I'd want to have a relationship with her before doing anything intimate, but now I think it should be about how I'd push you out of this window if you didn't have wings." He glared, pointing at the window.

"Well, now you may have a chance at the relationship thing," I said.

"What?"

"I just got off the phone with Carla. It was the reason I woke you up," I explained, "I'm going back to Fairy Tail, and Wendy's coming here so you two can have a romantic getaway for the rest of the week."

"You're serious, right?" Romeo raised his eyebrow.

"Yeah, why?"

"Because you said Carla is doing this," he answered.

"I know it's surprising. But maybe you should have some faith in her." Honestly I'm surprised myself. Perhaps she's sick? Oh well, my OTP will come true now.

"Alright." He answered. "I'll go with this. But I'm still suspicious."

"Whatever."

A Few Hours Later; Normal POV:

Wendy and Carla just got off the train to Akane Resort. Romeo and Lily were already there waiting for the two, as per Carla's instructions. They conversed, though it was primarily Carla threatening Romeo. After that, Carla went back on the train with Lily, and Wendy followed Romeo to the resort.

The two made it to the resort, and Wendy dumped all her stuff on the bed Lily had used.(It was surprisingly clean of hairs) (Any of my fellow pet owners out there will know that wouldn't be the case in the real world. That shit gets everywhere.)

An awkward silence filled the room. Neither were quite sure what to do. Romeo was still thinking about Carla's motives, and Wendy was a blushing mess wondering how she would ask the boy out

"You alright Wendy?" he asked, pressing his hand gently to her forehead. The girl's blush only grew at the sudden contact.

'What's going on?' Wendy thought, 'Why do I suddenly have to ask him now?'

"You're even redder, but no signs of a fever," Romeo mused, completely oblivious to the situation.

"U-um Romeo..."

"Hm?" He removed his hand.

"Th-there's something I've been meaning to ask you."

"What is it?" he asked.

Wendy's face became completely scarlet. She couldn't even look at Romeo. "W-will you... will you..." She turned towards her crush.

"Wouldyougooutwithme!"

A/N;

Well, Wendy has finally asked Romeo out. Not for him to be her mate though, but that will come later. Till then I'll have to think of stuff for them to do (besides each other *ba-dum tss!*)

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