Since my return to Reikai, I have done nothing but work. They don't have any idea as to how the pile on my desk grew over the two-week (forced) absence. Why, it has even occupied half the floor space of my rather large office! In the ningen saying... Please, give me a break!
The oddest thing happened. I lost my journal for a day or so. When I got it back, there were other-worldly writings on it!
To Miss Dark Moose.... Yes, I agree. Enma help my Tantei. They have been doing nothing but sulk and mope about since getting back here. I'm half tempted to boot them out of my realm, if just to not hear them whine about Her loss. Then again, they have a lot of people to answer to. Especially Yusuke. Keiko isn't very pleased with him. This is frightening? I should hope so.
To Miss Sakurasango, are you by any chance a sadist? It seems to me that you're just waiting for something horrible to happen to me.
Itsuki, when did you come back? Is Sensui's body still with you? Enma knows how you got your paws on my journal. You were the one who took it, weren't you? But it's back, and for that I am thankful. I also thank you profusely for wishing for my well being.
People feel for me. As flattering as it sounds, I would not wish for civilians to feel my pain. Thank you for the concern, Miss whowhenwhat. Or should I say Miss Virgin? Is Torranin well? I should hope not.
That is a wonderful idea, Miss Hedi Dracona! I am, however, at a loss as to how Kuwabara will manage that feat. Should I warn the ningens who will be reading this journal in the future, should my efforts prove successful? Perhaps a large silver skull on the cover, and a note that this is only for the strongest of hearts....
Yes, Miss Sapphire Angel. It just gets worse everyday. What I did to deserve this, I will never know. Perhaps over the course of my seven centuries of life, some being became very displeased with me. Perhaps this is the manifestation of seven centuries' worth of sin. Enma save me.
Miss Fey Wind, as much as I would like for the whole thing to end now, it can't. She is still among the living, and tormenting us. No, until She has been sealed off (better yet, reduced to ashes), this horror cannot cease to progress.
Some... commentators are rather intimidating. Koenma-chan? You dare address a demi-god with -chan? But then, since you do sympathize with me, Miss Tweetyboo, I shall let it slide. I also appluad you for spotting the implication of Kurama and Hiei's eyes. Couple that with Miss Hedi Dracona's suggestion, and it is bound to work. If only I can get them together....
CWolf2, She is not just destroying my Tantei's characters, She is sucking them of their life and identity. Did you know that Kurama and Hiei have started letting Her call them odd, sappy names? You do not just call youkai with sweet nicknames like "Kura-pookins"! When this is through (if this nightmare ever ends), I shall never let Kurama and Hiei live this down. Never.
It is not funny. Why do people find this amusing? This is a matter of life and death, DarkWarLordofDoomness! If She succeeds, the three Worlds will fall! I am a very underrated god. My Father always took everyone's attention....
Humour? SPS-kun, you must be mistaken. This is, as Miss Hedi said, horror. I prefer calling it merely the statement of the truth, but not many people can handle the truth.... Then again, humour is a nice way of putting it. If you're not currently suffering from Her effects.
Why Shizu. I first beleived that it was Itsuki who stole my journal. Perhaps it was Kuwabara? How else could you have gotten your hands on this? As much as I would like to do as you suggested and 'weild my unholy demigod powers in her face' it simply cannot be done. There are things that my Father can do, and giving back life is one of them. All the energy stored would then just be rendered useless.
Keiko. The girls. Thank you for reminding me of them, Signorina da Fiamme. Perhaps they can also aid me in my endeavor. Goodness knows how Keiko has been displeased by what has been going on. Alas, she had been left in the Ningenkai whilst her fiance is (unfortunately) here in my company.
Are you quite serious, Doom Squirrel? There are beings who are immune to these so-called Mary Sues? Beings who can keep Her away from my sanity? If they succeed, I promise the life of grandeur for the next millenia!
I must admit, that instead of becoming frightened by these... commentators, it has spurred me on to be stronger. She cannot win. Her twin has started advancing on Gundara, but until Yomi and his army falls, I have time to come up with something to save the Worlds.
-- Koenma