"Awww cheese and whiskers!" Emmet shouted.
"What's up?" replied Rose's voice.
"The powers off! That means I can't keep on IMing with Jacob!"
"Why were you IMing with Jacob in the first place?" piped up Alice.
"Cuz IMing's cool as cheese bro! Wait! I have an idea!"
It was a few seconds before Alice replied "Oh, cool! I just saw what he's planning, and it's gonna be HILARIOUS!"
Alice danced her way over to the stationary cabinet and grabbed some paper and pens.
She handed everyone a pen and said "okay Emmet, go ahead and explain."
"Well, as you can see, the power has shorted, and I can no longer IM with my beloved Jacob, so we will now IM with each other using paper and pens, so, go ahead and right your pennames!"
"Just one thing" interrupted Edward.
"Why did you just say your beloved Jacob?
PENnames:
Edward – Emmett's beloved Jacob?
Rosalie- StupidJacob
Bella – GoEatABannana
Emmett- PurplePenandJacob
Alice – TarotCards
Jasper – QWERTY
Esme – Lampshade
Carlisle – WhatIsGoingOn?
WhatIsGoingOn? - So just a minute, why are we writing to each other when we are in the same room? And Esme, what is with Lampshade?
Lampshade- Well to answer your questions, I am lampshade because I just loooove the new lampshade I just bought,
WhatIsGoingOn? - More than Me?
Lampshade – of course not, now stop interrupting me, we are writing to each other on this piece of paper because Emmett is distraught that the computer is no longer working so he can't talk to his, quote, beloved Jacob *snorts*
Emmett's beloved Jacob / QWERTY- *snorts*
PurplePenandJacob - Hey, don't diss the Jake-dude!
StupidJacob - *growls*
PurplePenandJacob - That goes for you to Rose! I find that penname offensive!
StupidJacob- Alright then, I'll change it.
(Rose sits thinking for about all of two milliseconds)
StupidEmmett – There!
PurplePenandJacob – I find that hurtful…
QWERTY- *giggles*
Emmett's beloved Jacob –Dude, did you just giggle?
GoEatABananana – I feel left out
TarotCards – Me too Bells, let's start our own convo and ditch these losers!
GoEatABananana- Yeah! (Tries to high-five Alice but hits her on the head instead)
GoEatABananana- Owww
TarotCards- After we get ice for that…
Bella and Alices Convo.
GoEatABananana- Sooo…
TarotCards – Sup
GoEatABananana- The roof?
GoEatABananana – Anyways, whats up with TarotCards?
TarotCards – Well you see, Carot cards are…
GoEatABananana – Ha-ha! LOL ROFL! CarrotCards!!!! *snorts*
TarotCards – TAROT CARDS! I MEANT TAROT CARDS!!!!!
GoEatABananana – I liked you better as CarrotCards *Giggles*
QWERTY - *joins in giggling*
Emmett's beloved Jacob –Hey, I thought we got you over your giggling problem?
CarrotCards- Hey!!! Jazz! Edward! Buzz off, this is our convo!!!! X P
QWERTY – X P????
CarrotCards – it's a smiley face poking out its tongue, dummy!
QWERTY – Oh……….
(Edward and Jasper go back to their chat where everyone is still arguing about Jacob)
StupidEmmett- If you love me so much, then why do you insist on keeping that mutt in your penname?
PurplePenandJacob - It's not that I don't love you, it's just that I love Jake more
(Awkward silence (more like awkward lack of people writing things) Shut Up!) A fight with my multiple personalities ;)
StupidEmmett- What?!?!?!?!?
Back at Bella and Alices Convo.
CarrotCards- Wonder whats happening in the other convo with the losers that we ditched?
GoEatABananana- Probably nothing interesting
CarrotCards- Yeah…
GoEatABananana- Anyway, why CarrotCards, I thought it was tarot? Although personally, I like Carrot better but…
CarrotCards- Exactly! And I decided being liked better is more important!
GoEatABananana- Oh
CarrotCards- want to go see what everyone else is doing?
GoEatABananana- Sure!
(No longer in convo)
Alice and Bella walked into the lounge room to see everyone in a massive fight (exept Carlisle and Esme ;))
"How about we back away slowly right about now?" murmured Alice
"Good Idea."
Hi Guys My A/N is at the bottom because I'm cool like that
Anyway, thanks to those guys that reviewed, ILuvU like Emmett loves Rose (not as much as Jake LOL)
Anyways, heres my Disclaimer: I do not own an elephant named Twilight (but I own one named JoJo XD)
If you want to know, Go Eat A Banana, is my catchphrase, it basically means go die in a hole
LUA (Luv You All)
AMH