Hey guys, here is another installment of Duelists of Zero. This card is Yugi's Grandpa, also known as Yugi's Grandpa, and yes Yugi, he does have a name.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything from Yugioh or Familiar of Zero.

It is a beautiful day in Domino City. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, and best of all for Solomon Muto, Yugi was going out of the house. This gave Solomon the time to go to his lover, Black Luster Soldier. Let's catch up with Yugi's grandpa as he is in his shop.

"Okay bye gramps, I'm going to play children's card games with my friends." Yugi said as he left the house.

"Oh there goes Yugi, playing card games with his imaginary boyfriend." Solomon said as he went in front of the counter. He then walked to the front of the store and put the closed sign on the door. He then turned to a poster of Black Luster Soldier and stared at the poster with lustful eyes.

"Oh Black Luster Soldier, how I've missed you so." Grandpa said as he put his right hand on the poster and ran it down Black Luster Soldier's body.

"I beg of you….."a female voice suddenly said.

"Hmmm, I must be hearing things." Grandpa said after he looked around.

"My servant who lives somewhere in the universe!"

"How rude, kids these days, can't you see I am busy?" Grandpa shouted at the ceiling.

"Oh sacred, beautiful and strong familiar spirit!"

"Whoever you are, go away! I am having an intimate moment with Black Luster Soldier." Grandpa boldly declared while pointing his finger at the ceiling.

"I desire and here I plead from my heart!"

"Seriously kids these days, with their Ipods, and MP3 players, and Millennium Items, and their voice activated light systems, and their telepathy, and their computers, and their…" Grandpa said before he was interrupted.

"Answer to my guidance!"

"Ahhh! Yugi, don't buy Duel Monsters merchandise with my credit card on Ebay….." he shouted as he was absorbed by a portal.

10 Hours later.

"Phew. Who knew playing children's card games would take that much out of you?" Yugi asked as he walked into the store with Joey, Tristan, and Tea following closely behind.

"I know, but nothing beats card games before bedtime." Joey said in his Brooklyn accent.

"Hey guys, isn't something missing here?" Tea asked as she looked around.

"What do you mean Tea?" Joey asked.

"I mean Solomon Muto is missing."

"Whose Solomon Muto?" Yugi asked as he put down his backpack.

"He is your grandpa."

"He has a name?" Yugi asked in a surprised tone.

"Yes. So where would he be?" Tea continued.

"Who cares. He is probably off having an affair with Black Luster Soldier." Yugi dismissively said.

"Shouldn't we go and look for him?"

"And cut into my precious screen time? No way. I'm sure he's fine wherever he is." Yugi remarked.

Meanwhile in Halkeginia

"Ow." Solomon said on the ground after he took a punch from Guiche's golem.

"How's that feel commoner?" Guiche smugly said.

Everyone is gathered in Vestri Court to see the duel between the old commoner man and Guiche. This all started when Solomon forgot who he was and wandered aimlessly around before bumping into Guiche, knocking the noble down. Guiche was so furious that he challenged him to a duel.

"Blast these kids with their magic, and golems. Wait! Yugi does magic all the time with his duel disk. Maybe I should use the duel disk which I stole from him." Solomon said as he steadily got back to his feet.

Flashback

"Hey guys, have you seen my duel disk?" Yugi asked in front of Solomon, to his friends. Solomon whistled and slid the duel disk that was by his feet to the right.

"Nope sorry." Joey replied.

"No. Ask your sexy alter ego." Tea remarked.

"In a few hours the sun will come up." Tristan said, earning stares from his friends.

'It is I who has it. I need this technology to bring Black Luster Soldier to life so we can finally be together.' Solomon thought in his mind.

Present

"Here goes nothing." Solomon said as he activated the duel disk and drew 6 cards.

"I summon Celtic Guardian and equip Horn of the Unicorn to it." Solomon said as the crowd gasped when Celtic Guardian was summoned.

"He's just a commoner! How can he do that?" A girl said in disbelief.

"He can summon creatures to do his bidding? He must be a great mage." A boy said.

"Celtic Guardian, attack that golem." Solomon said as Celtic Guardian cut down the golem.

Guiche was shocked to say the least but he quickly recovered.

"Nice tricks, commoner. But now face my power." Guiche said as he summoned up 4 more valkyries.

"I set 1 card face down and end my turn."

"Golems attack!" Guiche said as he sent all of his golems who were cut down by Celtic Guardian.

"My Celtic Guardian has higher attack points than your golems. It is my turn now, draw! Celtic Guardian, attack him directly!" Solomon said.

Celtic Guardian rushed at Guiche at a tremendous speed and slashed at him with a sword. Guiche was knocked down and started to bleed before getting back up.

"That's it! No more playing around!" Guiche said as he summoned up 10 valkyries.

"Destroy that commoner and his monster." Guiche said as he pointed rose at Solomon.

"Take this! Trap card activate! Mirror Force!" Solomon said as a mirror appeared in front of his Celtic Guardian. When one golem hit the mirror, it shattered and reflected back, destroying all of his golems.

Guiche was absolutely shocked when this happened. All of his precious golems were destroyed in an instant due to Solomon's trap card.

"My turn, draw!" Solomon said as he picked up another card. He couldn't believe what the card was and was dumbfounded when he say it.

"Oh my god. I can't believe that heart of the card stuff Yugi talks about actually works. You lose!" Solomon said as he revealed all 5 pieces of Exodia to Guiche, who paled at the sight of these cards.

A giant circle appeared in Vestri Court and Exodia slowly appeared out of it, stunning the crowd at the sight of this.

"Exodia, obliterate!" Solomon said as Exodia summoning a great ball of light, and threw it at Guiche. When it hit Guiche, it blinded every and Guiche screamed throughout the entire thing. When the light was gone, everyone saw Guiche lying down on Vestri Court, unconscious. Solomon Muto made his way out of Vestri Court and everyone in his path moved to the side, not wanting to be on the receiving side of Exodia's blast. Solomon went to a dark place behind the North Tower and looked through his deck to find a certain card.

"Black Luster Soldier, come forward." He said as he placed Black Luster Soldier on his duel disk. Solomon was in awe when his favorite monster appeared right before him. However Black Luster Soldier was confused when he was summoned.

"Wait a moment. Did you just summon me without a Ritual Card?" Black Luster Soldier asked in a noble voice.

"Yeah so?" Grandpa said as he powered down the duel disk before taking it off and placing it on the ground.

"That's against the rules isn't it?" Black Luster Soldier asked while concern crept into his mind when Solomon took off all his clothes.

"Screw the rules, I'm in love!" Solomon said as he tackled Black Luster Soldier.

During the rest of that day, sounds could be heard from the behind the North Tower, scaring away most of the children.

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