DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto, yeah.
Deidara: Yeah. Rara-chan does not own Naruto, yeah.
I already said that Birdy-chan.
Deidara: Yeah…
Weirdo!! And that's why I luv ya!
Deidara: Fangirl.
I AM NOT A FANGIRL!! I REFUSE TO BE CALLED THAT! I'm just a tad obsessed, is all.
Deidara:
Ok. Let's start, shall we?
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"Itai!" Sakura cried, sitting up and rubbing her head.
"Who hit me?" she groaned. She was used to the early morning visits made by the guys to pick out her clothes.
Everyone immediately pointed to Naruto as Naruto pointed at Sasuke.
"Naruto…come over here for a sec" Sakura said softly, laziness in her voice.
The expressions on the others were slightly shocked since they expected her to yell and bash his head open.
"Heehee! Must be my lucky day!" Naruto grinned and cheerily walked over to Sakura.
Sakura smiled at him and motioned him to come closer.
So he did. His face was right in front of Sakura's and he expected a kiss. Sakura just grinned and clenched her fist under the covers.
BAM!
Did you guess? Naruto was hit. Terribly hit on the side. He was slammed into the wall and a 'crack' was heard. It was either the wall or his body.
Sakura closed her eyes and opened them again, getting up.
She ignored the injured Naruto and entered the bathroom. After a while, she emerged with a bathrobe on tightly.
"Hurry up and gimmie my stinky outfit…" Sakura yawned.
"Why are you in your bathrobe?" Naruto blushed.
"What happened to the blood that was gushing out of your head?" Sakura raised an eyebrow.
"Blood? There was no blood gushing out of my head" Naruto furrowed his eyebrows.
"Only in my pleasant dreams then, huh?" she smirked and extended her hand for her clothes.
When she got them, she went back to the bathroom. Her Saturday outfit consisted of a tight black polo with a white collar which would fit her curves perfectly. She undid the first 2 buttons because it was practically choking her. Then she slipped on her dark blue jeans. She put on her charm bracelet on her left hand, and 3 wristbands on her right. Sakura added a choker and she brushed her hair. Sakura also put on the usual black eyeliner and mascara, but today she wore red eyeshadow. She also smacked on the pale lipgloss they had selected for her.
I'm getting girlier every day…how troublesome…
HEY! THAT'S MY LINE!! An unknown voice said.
Sakura furrowed her pink eyebrows.
Shikamaru?
I'm his inner self! AND THAT'S MYY line!
This is weird…
HEY! ARE YOU IGNORING ME?!! Troublesome woman.
Very weird…
Sakura snapped out of her thoughts and opened the door to her room.
"I have the strangest feeling that I had an argument with Sakura…" Shikamaru frowned.
"Oh! Do you like her, man?! Well she's mine so back OFF." Naruto declared.
"Hey! I am NOT yours. As far as I know, I'm Bob's." Sakura said.
"Who is this "Bob"" Naruto did air quotes.
"My brother's unicorn" Sasuke sighed.
"Moo"
"There he goes again" Sasuke said, boredly.
"What? Isn't a COW supposed to say moo and NOT a UNICORN?" Naruto looked like he was straining himself due to all the thinking and confusion.
"Oh! No, really! I would never have guessed!" Sakura said, the sarcasm completely obvious in her voice.
"Yeah, I know. So I'm confused" Naruto said.
Sakura sweatdropped and smacked him.
"Baka. I was being sarcastic" she said.
"What is this "sarcastic" that you speak of?" he did air quotes again.
"Shut up Naruto. Now what do you people want, disturbing me on a beautiful Saturday morning." Sakura looked out the beautiful gray skies.
"You call that, beautiful?" Sasuke raised an eyebrow.
"Yes. I'm sorry. I don't come from 'happy wonder land' like you do ya chicken's ass" Sakura said.
"Watch it Haruno" Sasuke glared.
"Do you want another kissy, Sasuke-kun?" Sakura puckered her lips.
"I wouldn't kiss you if my life depended on it" he said.
"I feel so betrayed."
"HEY! YOU GUYS KISSED BEFORE?!" Naruto demanded.
They both ignored this.
"Hey!!! WHAT'S UP, BUDDIES?!!" Itachi came sliding through the door.
"Chi-san!!!" Sakura cried and glomped the Akatsuki member. She hugged him, very close to crushing his ribs.
Itachi squeezed back.
"I brought my friendly Butt with me!!" he said.
"Yay!!" Sakura cheered.
The expressions of Shikamaru, Naruto and Kiba were like this: OO
"Your friendly butt?" Kiba asked slowly.
"Yes! Wanna see?!!" Itachi asked, grinning, unbeknowst that the other boys thought of something else.
"NO!!" they all waved in protest.
"I wanna see! I wanna see!!" Sakura jumped up and down.
"Sakura-chan!! Why do you want to see this guy's butt? Mine would be so much better" Naruto said.
"No mine!!" Kiba argued.
Sakura's aura suddenly turned deadly.
"I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE DONKEY, DAMMIT!!" she yelled grabbing Kiba and Naruto's heads and smashing them together….but got a hollow sound.
"ZOMG! That sound was so cool!" Sakura cheered and bashed them again…and again…and again…and you know how far this goes.
Finally…the pink haired girl got bored. She left the boys with HUGELY GINORMOUS bumps on their heads.
"Ok! So where's Butt?" Sakura grinned at Itachi.
"Right HERE!!" Itachi pushed an invisible thing to the side.
Sakura grinned "Butt!!"
Shikamaru and Kiba sweatdropped "I don't see anything there"
Itachi appeared in front of them.
Begin Spongebob mode.
"That's because you don't have…IMAGINATIOOOONNNN" Itachi did the rainbow and everything.
End Spongebob mode.
"Oh my god!!" Naruto squealed "That's the cutiest donkey ever!!" he rushed over to hug it.
"Yeah. I know" Itachi said cockily as he blew his perfected nails.
"I still don't see anything" Shikamaru said.
"I see it now!!" Kiba's eyes widened.
He had crossed the border from having sanity into going mentally insane.
"You guys are weird…how troublesome" Shikamaru rolled his eyes.
SMACK!
Kisame had arrived and he was talking in a girly high pitched voice.
"Do not EVER" he moved his head and index finger around "EVER! Call Pinky or her friends. WEIRD. You are just jealous. Because you cannot experience the joys of life as we can!"
"What..the..fuck?" Shikamaru furrowed his eyebrows at Kisame's sudden change.