Chapter 10 girly ninjas and EVEN MORE mewbies (no that is not a spelling error)

82 reviews?! Am I dreaming? IS THIS REAL *grabs identical twin's shoulders and shakes her around brutally, then throws her into a wall*?! IF Y'ALL CAN MAKE IT TO 100, THEN I WILL GO TO THE TOP FIVE MOST POPULAR STORIES AND SAY, 'BOB THE CHICKEN'! Oh, and please don't flame (coughcoughmysistercoughcough), because your reply will be deleted, or reported. My sister left two nasty comments, and I want to say this:

GO GET EATEN BY A UNICORN WITH A PICKLE ON ITS $$!

"coughcough" Oh, sorry Speckles. She wants me to reply to the reviews.

Nightflame1803: Sure! AND FINALLY, ANOTHER JUSTIN-HATER! REPLY 'JB, go jump off a cliff' IF YOU HATE HIM TOO!

xXSilverslashXx: I do have one! Sadly, I don't have a picture.

EmberFalls: I AGREE! I LOVE PICKLEBUTT!

Leopardbreath: I never knew it that way! And also, Willowpelt and Patchpelt aren't siblings. Leopardpelt and Patchpelt are. The authors can be stupid.

Leafshine: RAWR! THROW THAT GLASS AT BRAMBLESTAR, THROW IT!

CAN I EAT YOU: YOU'RE AWESOME! AND IT'S A BIT DISTURBING THAT YOU READ THIS ON THE GREAT WHITE OVAL OFFICE! WHY AM I WRITING IN ALL CAPS LOCK?! I HAVE NO IDEA! AND I WILL ADD IN FLUFFYFLYINGCOW! CAN I MAKE HIS DESCRIPTION UP?!

BUDDERGOLEM: I have never watched a Sky video, but I know that Golem is from LOTR and budder is from Minecraft! Is it Golem made of gold? Oh well. And thank you for loving this story! Did your friend read it? Did s/he laugh? Tell me! And I already have a Budderkit.

Nightflame1803: she comes in now!

Sienablaze: Yes, those were the ASDF movies.

Lilystripe608 :BOB THE CHICKEN WILL EAT YOU NOW!

CAN I EAT YOU: LIKE I SAID, YOU'RE AWESOME! I'M NOT JUDGING YOU, MY PICKLED MUSTACHE! Legaspe! WHAT IF GEORGE CLOONEY REALLY WAS RELATED TO BOB MARLEY?!

Moonshine57: your OC will come in this chapter!

Winxclubfan1: of course! Awesome name for a kit!

Tiger of spirits: Um... I did.

SUGAR COUNT!

Leopardbreath: 2 pounds

IslaTheFairyOfIce: 1 ½ pounds

Blazingnyancat: 1 pound

Guest Who Answered The Question But Doesn't Have A Name (ESCYOLO): 1 ¼ pounds

DeadDarkForest: 1 pound

LittleBittyKitty: 3 pounds

Lilacstream99: ½ pounds

Tansyfang: ½ pounds

xXSilverslashXx: 1 pound

Ligersrcool: 1 pound

Leafshine: 1 pound

Lilystripe608: 1 pound

Congrats to LittleBittyKitty! Now, give me your OC please!

FORWARD WITH THE STORY!

"We attack at once." A black-masked Twoleg whispered from behind a bush in the camp.

"Attack who?" An innocent dark-grey she-cat with green eyes asked sweetly.

"AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THEY FOUND US!" One of the Twolegs screamed. He ran into a den, and passed out. He started muttering about potatoes.

"Who found us?" one said.

"Us did!" a brown tabby tom squeaked, and farted in his face. The Twoleg crossed his eyes, and fell to the ground, gasping for air.

"You used wronger grammerer!" a rainbow kitten screamed, and chucked a unicorn at the brown kit.

"Hey! Who are you guys?" a fluffy brown-and-white tom with huge butterfly wings asked.

"I'm Nightflame!" The dark-grey she-cat squeaked. An explosion appeared above her head.

"I is Fartkit!" the brown tom farted.

"Well, I am RAINBOWSAREEPICKIT." The rainbow kitten squealed.

"Hi Rainbowsareepickit!" SwedishHouseMafiakit yelled.

"It's RAINBOWSAREEPICKIT!" Ra-, I mean, RAINBOWSAREEPICKIT screamed, and threw a Popsicle at SwedishHouseMafiakit.

"Hey, that's my thing!" Speckles yelled.

"Okay, RAINBOWSAREEPICKIT." SwedishHouseMafiakit said.

'THOSE OLD ENOUGH TO EAT A WAFFLE MEET NEAR THE GLITTER LEDGE!" Bramblestar screamed from the Highledge.

The whole clan rushed to the Highledge. A few minutes later, and all the kits had Warrior names.

Here we go:

Lordelily

TaylorSwift-ey

HarryStyleslookscreepy

OneDirectionisamazing

Minecraftandbudder

Budderandminecraft

Cokeisbetterthanpepsi

Pepsiisdisgusting

Imaginedragons

Dragonsimagine

ImagineDragonsiscool

Radioactiveradioactive

Demonshide

It'sTimetobegin

OnTopOfTheWorldhey

BabyBabyBabyohhsucks

JustinBieberisretarded

Royalsbreeze

Teamwe'reon

WhiteTeethTeensareout

Nyancat

Tacnayn

SwedishHouseMafiaissuperepic

Don'tYouWorryChildseheaven'sgotaplanforyou

NoOneLikesYourFaceface

Pinkypiemylittlepony

Poopyfaceismystupidsisterwhoflamesme

RAINBOWSAREEPICEPIC

Fartcloud

"Legaspe! Such amazing names!" Nightflame screamed.

"I WANT AN AWESOME CHEESECAKE TWILIGHT NAME!" Leopardbreath screamed, and threw a cheesecake at Bramblestar.

"Calm down." Speckles said. "AND LET'S PAARTAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!" Speckles turned into a pile of Popsicles.

Leopardbreath yawned, and started reading Twilight for the umpteenth time. She could basically recite it from memory.

"OMG I LOVE YOU EDWARD! AND JACOB'S HOT TOO, BUT EDWARD IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH BETTER!" Leopardbreath squealed.

"SHUTYOUR YAPS!" Twilightsukzkit screamed. Leopardbreath turned him into a cheesecake again.

Nightflame grabbed her 'secret' stash of explosives, and blew up Tigerstar's leg. Tigerstar turned into a stick of dynamite, then blew up again.

Then Picklebutt farted.

And everyone died.

JUST KIDDING!

Picklebutt farted, and turned into a unicorn.

"IT'S SO FLUFFY!" RAINBOWSAREEPICEPIC screamed, and turned into a sparkly pumpkin.

Nightflame chased everyone around with another explosive.

"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"

Question!

Which movie is the most grossing out of these three:

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Frozen

The Lego Movie