The First

Disclaimers: I do not The Chronicles of Riddick or Pitch Black or any characters related with their movies or universe. I am a broke college student just having a little fun. Please do not sue because I am in no way making any money off of this, again please do not sue me because no infringement is intended.

The Necromonger empire was collapsing. The Lords and Commanders constantly fought over the throne and who should rightfully rule the Legion Vast. Civil war had already taken hold of the Necromongers. The people were divided over finding Riddick and reinstating him and the other half wanted a new leader appointed. The Basilica was now littered with the bodies of new and old converts. The wars had killed so many men that women were now in seats of power and on the battle field. The old empire was dying and no one could prevent it. The Elemental seer said that a male Furyan would kill Lord Marshal Zhylaw and bring about the destruction of the Necromongers; however, she never said the he himself would destroy the empire.

A day after leaving the dead planet Takkari woke up.

"Where am I?" She asked looking around.

"On our way to Furya," Riddick said looking down at her. "I want the kids to be born on Furyan soil."

"So I am with child?" She asked looking at her abdomen.

Riddick nodded an looked at her.

"Two actually," He said pulling up a chair and sitting next to her. "I was thinking and I know that the kids are mine-"

"Your forgiven," She said looking at him with her shining silvery eyes. "I can understand your stance, but if you ever accuse me of being unfaithful I will break you in half and use your torso as wash board!"

"Yes mother dear." He said kissing her forehead. "Now let's eat, wanna make sure the kids come out kicking like their old man!"

Takkari looked at him and laughed.

"Well if they kick like you let them act like me," She said looking at her mate impishly. "That way we'll know they have some sense."

"Nice," Riddick said chuckling. "Well if one's a boy I hope he looks like me."

"What if one is a girl?" Takkari asked looking at her mate with playful inquisitive eyes.

"We'll lock her in her room 'til she's eighty." Riddick said looking at Takkari seriously.

"We can't lock our daughter up until she's eighty," Takkari said grinning. "Especially if she has her father's knack for escape."

"I'll build her room." Riddick said seriously. "No man is going to harm her."

Vaako walked in a pulled up a seat.

"What's going on?" Vaako asked sipping his coffee.

"We're discussing on what's going to happen to our daughter." Takkari said looking at Vaako. "Riddick wants to lock her in her room until she's eighty years old."

"What if she has her father's knack for escape?" Vaako asked looking at Riddick.

"I said the same thing." Takkari said sipping on the juice Riddick gave her. "I mean we can't protect them forever."

"I will," Riddick said looking at his mate. "Even if it kills me."

"I thought I was supposed to be the moody hormonal one," Takkari said crossing her eyes at Riddick. "I think you may be pregnant."

Vaako laughed and Riddick glared at him.

"Hey Vaako got a pussy to go with that hair?" Riddick asked giving a sarcastic smirk.

"No," Vaako replied flatly. "But I think you should see Dr. Benson about getting some pills to relieve your PMS."

They were about to go at another round when Vesarga pulled up a seat.

"Hi," Vesarga said drinking a glass of juice. "So real Furyans, what are you talking about?"

"Well," Takkari said cutting the meat on her plate. "I'm the pregnant one, but Riddick's the one who's moody, Vaako is acting childish and I'm stuck in the middle wondering if we have any pickles?"

"I'm not moody," Riddick said looking at Takkari. "I'm stating a point."

"The point is Riddick," Vaako said sarcastically. "That you need to get off your period and stop trying to lock your daughter in her room until she's eighty."

"My mother and father tried that," Vesarga said looking at Takkari and Riddick. "But I kept getting out, eventually I joined the healers of our people and they didn't mind me travelling so much after that."

"See she didn't turn out too bad, well except for the merc part." Riddick said looking at her with a "well" face.

"Did I forget to mention that my tribal nickname was Tel'lagea or in common tongue Phantom Woman," Vesarga said looking at the small group around the bed. "I kept vanishing from my home so much they began to think I was an actual phantom."

"If what Grandmother said was true if one child is a boy we will have our hands more than full," Takkari said looking at Riddick. "Grandmother said that the children I have will be worse than me or their father!"

Riddick looked at Takkari for a moment.

"It's not too late to use a condom is it?" He asked grinning as he sipped on his own coffee.

The small group's laughter drew Dr. Benson in.

"Well looks like Mommy is finally awake." He said looking at her vital signs.

"Dr. Benson," Vaako said standing up. "I have undeniable proof that the children Takkari bares are in fact the progeny of Richard B. Riddick."

"Really?" Dr. Benson replied with a quizzical look. "How's that?"

"Because" Vaako said with a straight face. "Like their father, they're as bald as a watermelon!"

Riddick got up and began to chase Vaako with a butter knife. Takkari looked at Vesarga and Dr. Benson.

"If what Grandmother said is true," Takkari said watching the two men fight like boys. "Then take this and multiply by ten."

"At least ship morale is up." Vesarga said looking at the fighting men then at Takkari. "On the other hand, maybe it isn't too late to use a condom."