Jess isn't in this chapter. I sowwy peoples. I'll let you

Chapter 10.

AN: stup it u gay fags if u donot lik ma story den fukk off! No thanks. ps it turnz out b'loody mary isn't a muggle afert al n she n vampire r evil datz y dey movd houses ok! A muggle is someone without magical powers. Not a mortal.

I was really scared about Vlodemort all day. I would be too, dumbass. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. I am the lead singer of it and I play say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. That doesn't seem like it would sound good. The other people in the band are B'loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron (although we call him Diabolo now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it. What have you done to Ron?) and Hargrid. Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. As opposed to…? I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn't die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that You just did a little while ago! AND you wore cross earrings!) or a steak) and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride. That's not a depressing movie. I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobsand tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. Slut. You might think I'm a slut but I'm really not. Failure.

We were singing a cover of 'Helena' and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears. Your boobs cried?

"Ebony! Are you OK?" B'loody Mary asked in a concerted voice. Her voice was concerted?

"What the fuck do you think?"I asked angrily. And then I said. "Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! But I don't want to kill him, because, he's really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. But if I don't kill Harry, then Voldemort, will fucking kill Draco!" I burst into tears. I thought you already did?Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall. Like a frickin' ninja!

"Why didn't you fucking tell me!" he shouted. "How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!" (c is dat out of character? Only a little.)

I started to cry and cry. Draco started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying. How many times can you say cry IN ONE CHAPTER?

We practiced for one more hour. You're such a great girlfriend. Your boyfriend runs out crying and you stay to practice with your band. Then suddenly Dumbeldore walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't cause he had a headache.

"What have you done!" He started to cry wisely. How? With a book on his head? (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) "Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists." Didn't you just say he can't die like that?