Title: The Angelic Dynasty of DX: The King and Queen of Egypt
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: T
Characters: Shawn, Cameron, Cheyenne, Rebecca , Amy 'Lita' Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Joanie "Chyna" Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, , Tamara and Tristen Nash, Scott Hall, Sean Waltman , Trish, Randy and Randy Orton Jr, Melina, Johnny and Romeo Hennigan, Jeff, Stephanie and Elizabeth Hardy, Angelo and Angela Jericho, John, Marion and Mickie James Cena, Kelly Kelly, Dolph Ziggler, Kofi Kingston, Adam, Angelina and Angelica Copeland, Phil "CM Punk", Velvet and Ravine Brooks, Dave and Maria Batista, Vince McMahon, Tanya Madison, Melissa Turnbull, Jamie Albright, Charlene McKenzie, Cassidy and Brandon Montenegro, Mark and Garrett Calloway and Charlotte, Dan and Carla McCool.
Summary: The Road to Wrestlemania is full of surprises but will DX make it back from Egypt in time for the biggest pay-per-view of the year? Find out what happens to the DX family next!
Chapter Eleven – The Rocky Road
Cairo, Egypt
Trish and Randy Orton arrived from America along with Hunter and the rest of the Helmsley clan. Now that the extremists terrorizing Cairo were gone all that was left for the President of Egypt to do was officially crown Melina and Johnny Henngian as the new King and Queen of Egypt. You'd think on such a momentous occasion everyone would be celebrating and certainly the ARK Angels of DX were very happy for the new Royal Couple, the other members of the angelic family however were not happy at all and two of those individuals were expressing their emotions very loudly in the Presidential palace right now…
"I can't believe you rejected my son, after he saved your life! What kind of girl does that? Oh wait don't answer that question, a Heartbreak kid would. You're just like your father Remi, all you do is go around collecting hearts and now you've taken my son's heart and crushed it in your tiny yet pretty little hands!" John Morrison said furiously.
Remi had decided not to agree to marry Romeo Perez Henngian in the future and so Romeo was very upset and that's putting it lightly. RJ Orton on the other hand was ecstatic because Remi didn't close the door on him and now Trish and Randy were having to deal with the fallout along with Shawn and Amy. Remi was perfectly calm about the whole thing; while ATM were inside bickering the people of Cairo were outside rejoicing because Jesus Christ had set them free from tyranny and oppression. It was a beautiful day and Remi wasn't about to let her family and friends spoil it, so she stared out over the balcony into the big blue sky and thought of the A Twins. If things went well this summer, next year she'd be at Harvard with Angelo Jericho and Hayworth Horace Helmsley. The genius boy child was only 8 weeks old and already he was the smartest member of the Helmsley household, the dumbest member was just about to make his presence felt.
Hunter walked in on the soon-to-be crowned King and Queen of Egypt arguing with the Anointed Couple and the Truth Tellers. He instantly dodged them and went to find LC who was outside in the huge Presidential garden teaching some women how to use weapons. The sight of his eldest daughter waving a halberd around like it was a toy brought a smile to his face.
"I always knew Aurora would have a good role model for a sister," Hunter said to Cameron who wasn't watching LC, his thoughts were on what happened between Remi and Romeo last night after his sister rejected his betrothal proposal.
"Dad is mad at the Hennigans for forcing Remi to be with Romeo instead of RJ and the Hennigans are mad at Remi for choosing RJ over their son. What is it with my family? We keep on breaking people's hearts," Cameron said to Hunter and the Cerebral Assman looked at his son-in-law cautiously.
"Is that a hint that you and LC are having problems? Is there somebody else you'd rather be with? Are you cheating on her Cameron, tell me right now if you are so I can get her to cut your head off and hang it from a pike!" Hunter said to Cameron and the Amazing One looked at Hunter like he was crazy.
"And I thought you'd lighten the mood around here, nice talking to you Hunter. Why don't you go and stand next to my sister instead?" Cameron said walking away from Hunter to find Remi and make sure she was still in a good mood.
"You better run you lousy Heartbreak Punk!" Hunter said and LC hit her father on the shoulder with Henry. "Ow, man that thing is sharp!" Hunter complained holding his now sore shoulder in pain.
"Why are you upsetting my husband?" LC asked her father.
"Because he's Shawn little boy, what did you think I was going to go easy on him because he got you pregnant? As long as he's a Michaels, he's my bitch," Hunter said and LC hit Hunter on the other shoulder with Harry. "Ow quit hitting me!"
"Well then stop talking smack about my husband, did you fly all the way from home to aggravate me or do you actually have a good reason for being here?" LC said and Hunter nodded.
"Why can't it be both? Now that I've gotten the first thing out of the way I can tell you the second thing which is that our move to L.A just got easier; with Melina and Johnny moving to Egypt we can have their house!" Hunter said excitedly and LC looked at him disgusted.
"Dad that is pathetic. You own two thirds of the wrestling business you can buy your own house! Plus Aunt Melina and Uncle Johnny aren't "moving to Egypt" they're being crowned King and Queen of Egypt, that's not the same as moving home," LC said.
"So they get to wear a crown and a sash, I do too I have one at home, ain't nobody trying a make a big deal out of it though," Hunter said and LC shook her head at her father's idiocy.
"Okay wearing a plastic crown and a sash that says 'King of Kings' does not make you royalty dad. Aunt Melina and Uncle Johnny will rule this country, you don't even rule the whole wrestling industry so technically that doesn't make you even close to a king," LC said.
"I'm still better than Shawn at everything I do," Hunter said and LC furrowed her brow at her father's random phrase.
"So you're stealing lines from Chris Jericho now? Dad seriously you need some new catchphrases," LC said and the women came over to her with Cheyenne.
"Hey Uncle Hunter, she also needs some new clothes to hide that baby bump," Cheyenne said and LC observed herself.
"I don't have a baby bump you can't even tell I'm pregnant," LC said and Hunter laughed.
"Are you kidding me? You're already glowing and you're getting a second chin," Hunter said.
"No I just ate too much candy," LC said touching her face. "Not as much as Shawn though,"
"That figures, he probably stuffed his face like the unwashed hog that he is," Hunter said and he pulled a cheeseburger out of nowhere.
"Um dad where did you get that cheeseburger?" LC asked her father.
"I always keep an extra one in my back pocket," Hunter replied and LC and Cheyenne exchanged glances thinking the same thing.
"Hayworth was right, too much time with you is bad for the brain. I'm going to turn this way now, hopefully you'll be gone by the time I look back," LC said to her father and she went back to teaching the women how to fight with weapons.
"By the way I just farted so you should leave too," Hunter said to Cheyenne.
"No its okay I've learned to survive; after so many years at the Sandbox I'm kind of immune to your farts now. I sure hope Garrett gets used to them," Cheyenne said and Hunter nodded.
"He's going to have to if he's going to get along with the DX family. Where is he anyway I haven't seen him since Shane's big announcement," Hunter said.
"He's still in Texas. I have a feeling he's not sure what side to be on during this whole war with Shane O'Mac over the WWE," Cheyenne said. "I think he wants to stay with his father and uncle and Kelly Kelly in Orlando but I also think he'd much rather be with me and my father in the WWE,"
"Do you want me to talk to him about it?" Hunter asked Cheyenne.
"Yeah convince him to do what's right for his future, even if it means being in Florida and not L.A," Cheyenne said and Hunter frowned at her.
"Wouldn't that be a big strain on your marriage? He'd be miles away from you if he stayed with TNA," Hunter said. "That's not a good situation for newlyweds to be in, look at Maria and Dave Batista, Maria moved all the way to L.A to find love and now they're moving to Orlando to be together in one place for New York's Finest. Long distance relationships don't work Cheyenne,"
Cheyenne nodded, "Still, I don't want Garrett to make his decision based on our relationship. He's got a bright future and that's what matters the most," Cheyenne said.
"No it's not you are what matters the most Cheyenne and if you keep saying that it's not I'm going to tell your father about this," Hunter said to Cheyenne.
"There's only one daddy's girl showing up on my father's radar right now and it isn't me so knock yourself out, try to get him to listen to anything that doesn't involve Rebecca Michelle, her many admirers and her first year at Harvard," Cheyenne said and Hunter frowned, Cheyenne felt snubbed by all the attention Remi was getting and Shawn seemed to not be aware of this. So after hugging each ARK Angel of DX and taking a moment to flirt with the women LC was teaching to fight, Hunter went back inside the Presidential palace to find Shawn and talk to him. Well he didn't talk to him so much as punch him in the side of the head and yell at him for neglecting his eldest daughter, after which Amy and Shawn tore into Randy and Trish for not warning them about what Hunter just did.
"I'm sorry but seeing Shawn get blindsided is one of the few pleasures I have left in my life," Randy Orton said.
"Hey it's your son my daughter chose, don't make me take sides with Melina and Johnny," Shawn responded.
"Remi chose our son fair and square just like we said she would because that's what God told us she was going to do, it ain't our fault RJ's got what it takes to win the heart of a Heartbreak Chick," Trish said.
"So our son's heart gets broken and all you can do is stand there and brag about what a better choice your son is than ours? What kind of parents are you?" Melina said to Trish and Randy.
"The parents of a very happy little boy," Randy Orton replied.
"Your little boy was the reason Remi almost lost her life! Our little boy is the reason Remi isn't swinging from a noose right now and this is the thanks he gets?" Johnny said angrily.
"Don't blame us Remi made her choice Johnny, we didn't force her to pick RJ and we didn't tell her not to pick Romeo. She's free to pick whoever she wants," Amy said.
"I don't even think she's done deciding, when I was on my way down here I on the balcony talking to someone with a big smile on her face," Hunter said.
"You were eavesdropping on my daughter?" Shawn said.
"Well at least one of us cares about what's going on in your girls' lives Shawn! I just had to comfort Cheyenne because you were too busy in here bragging about your daughter Remi," Hunter said.
"I'm not bragging about Remi," Shawn said.
"Yes you are, she's all you've been talking about for the last 12 hours," Melina said. "If your daughter is so great why hasn't she said anything to Romeo since she turned him down? Why is my son so upset right now? Why didn't Remi have the class to let him down easy?"
"How did she break it to him?" Hunter asked the Hennigans.
"She said no to his betrothal proposal and then she smiled at RJ. My son was devastated!" Melina replied. "And now that little tramp is texting some random guy on the balcony like nothing happened!"
"Hey my daughter is not a random tramp, don't start hating on her because she has options," Amy said.
"Oh you mean like you do Amy? I mean let's face it are you ever really going to give your heart to Shawn or are you going to see what happened with Edge and Angelina before you break up yet another marriage?" Melina said and Amy stared at her sister in Christ in shock.
"I can't believe you just said that," Amy said.
"Melina's got a point," Shawn said to his wife.
"You're taking sides with her after what she just said about me?" Amy said offended.
"I'm not taking anyone's side. Melina just said what I've been thinking for the past week, why didn't you kill Edge with your Righteous Indignation after he tried to kill LC and Cameron's baby?" Shawn said. "Isn't it because you still have feelings for him?"
"No its because I don't want him to die, I'm not a heartless murderer Shawn, unlike your former buddy Kevin Nash but you weren't so eager to kill him when you found out he was trying to destroy DX were you? That's a little hypocritical isn't it?" Amy said to her husband.
"Alright I admit it you were right about the Kliq but you're wrong about Edge. Melina's right Amy, if you don't do what has to be done, not only will you wreck our marriage but you're going to wreck the lives of all the people you care about and that sounds a lot like something the old Amy Dumas would do, doesn't it?" Shawn said to his wife.
"Yes it does," Amy admitted and she sighed before turning back to Melina. "I'm sorry I should have been more sensitive about Remi not choosing Romeo over RJ, I just want her to be happy,"
"And I want her to be happy too Big Red; I just don't think RJ should be the one to do it, not after the crap that he's pulled this year. He didn't even warn her about my kidnapping and he certainly didn't give her a heads up about being killed yesterday. How can you trust someone so irresponsible with their Gift from God to be with your little girl? Remi's a very special woman of God; doesn't she deserve to be with a boy equally as special?" Melina said to Amy and Shawn and Trish and Randy were furious now.
"How dare you make our son sound like some third rate charity auction candidate, RJ Orton is everything that Romeo P. Hennigan is and more!" Trish declared.
"Is that the Truth or just wishful thinking?" John Morrison said.
The Ortons didn't answer.
Actually it was a bit of both; Trish and Randy knew that RJ hadn't been in his right mind because of what the Kliq put them through and they also knew that they had to give him all the support and encouragement in the world to make up for the lousy year he'd had, even if that meant not telling the whole Truth about Romeo not being the one for Remi. The Truth was RJ Orton hadn't won the war for Remi's heart yet, the battle was still on and it was very much open season.
The Hardys, Cameron, NC
Angelo Jericho smiled at his cell-phone causing his twin sister Angela to raise her eyes to his as he wondered over to his bedroom window and looked out at the sky going pink and purple, not just because the sun was going down but because his love life was looking up.
"That was Remi she said she misses me and she can't wait to see me when I come to Cairo," Angelo said to his sister. "Looks like she's not in love with RJ or Romeo, I just might be the guy she's looking for Angela,"
Angela's face soured at that idea, "I don't think so AJ, the only thing that girl sees in you is a friend so don't get your hopes up," Angela replied going back to the latest edition of MyHair magazine while her brother's mind floated away to an imaginary place where he and Remi were together in love. Angelo thoughts were very much still in the air as things were looking up for the Hardy family and as Jeff Hardy tried to make things right with Edge in New York City, things were going to be very interesting when everyone arrived in Cairo to congratulate the future King and Queen of Egypt.