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A/N: I edited some mistakes on the previous six chapters before I done episode 10. Beware the story, as it didn't make any sense and everyone at their DW game personalities as quirky as they're portrayed.
Dynastic Kingdom Slugfest
Episode 10
After what happened moments ago…
Lu Bu and Ma Chao return to the mysterious man's office to tell the news of their contribution.
"Never felt this excited to do my special move again," Lu Bu said.
"You should have seen the look of Cao Cao," Ma Chao grinned crossing his arms standing against the wall.
"Thank you guys, however I regret stopping the Wu momentum, it was so exciting to see Sun Ce and Zhou Yu beating Dian Wei with a wrestling move," the owner soon stood up and prepare his bodyguards new orders. Wei Yan, Zhou Tai, Yan Liang, and Wen Chou stood waiting for their orders.
He hears the door knock as Ma Chao opens it. Zhang Jiao appears feeling comfortable with the competition. Behind him are millions and millions of Yellow Turban fans supporting him.
"Oh god, that's the largest fanbase I ever seen…" the owner winced.
"You're the man responsible for this…charitable event?" Zhang Jiao went face to face with the man.
The owner sees everyone exchanging looks at each other then he look back at Zhang Jiao as he state the obvious.
"Yes…" the owner replied.
"Ahh, so you have corrupted the whole world to watching inappropriate violence and gruesome content!" Zhang Jiao prosecuted.
"Are you here to talk about your match or talking smack about my tournament? There's an old saying, if you don't like it, don't watch it. Censorship is intolerant here," the owner crosses his arms ready to debate the matter.
"Well said, boss…" Zhou Tai applauded.
"You're lucky, Zhang Jiao. I put you in the list to see yourself qualified to win this tournament so that I won't host another kind of this again. If you win, that is," the owner sit back on his chair putting his foot on the table.
"I will win, now arise my children. We shall bring down this competition with my own fraction," Zhang Jiao soon left the room.
"You think a guy like that can possibly beat the Mighty Lu Bu?" Lu Bu was provoked by Zhang Jiao's confidence.
"He's just being full of it," Ma Chao walks out of the room to return to the box office.
"Censorship…is…. scary…" Wei Yan said.
"It amaze me he hasn't try to suit me yet," the owner smirked.
"Boss, shall we keep an eye on him? He has a huge army waiting inside to interference the ring," Yan Liang asked.
"Go on, but his men can be easily wiped out, they're untrained conscripts," the owner laughed so hard about the fall of the Yellow Turbans.
Why does everyone want to take over the battle royal?
Back in the ring…
Yuan Shao struggle to recover as he stand before the other officers laying on the ring. This is his moment of trumph.
"Hahah, Yuan Shao tttthe victorious!" Yuan Shao raised his sword of kings.
"BOOOO!" The crowd chanted.
"I outsmarted that disgraceful manager of the tournament and Cao Cao….haha, look at the so called "Hero of Chaos". Well Cao Cao, you may be the hero, but I'm the king," Yuan Shao glare at the whole audience.
"Yuan Shao sucks! Yuan Shao sucks!"
"Listen here, you fools. If it wasn't for that damned Guan Yu and Xu You, I would have won Guan Du, made Liu Biao a fool for ignoring me as I had plans of him to become King of Chu! And this man here…" Yuan Shao pointed at Sun Ce. "Is an even bigger traitor for betraying Yuan Shu after conquering Jiang Dong. The Yuan family would have reign supreme!"
"You Suck!" The crowd chanting continues.
At the boss room…
"Why is he still in the ring?" The owner groaned.
"…" Zhao Yun sighed.
At the box office…
Sun Shang Xiang and Diao Chan didn't bother to listen to Yuan Shao's rants as they continue playing Dead or Alive 4. Sun Shang Xiang picks Kasumi while Diao Chan picks Lei Fang.
"Why is Kasumi still the fastest character in the game? Her jabs have almost no frame data and I'm having a hard time trying to counter it," Diao Chan is referring to Kasumi's strings.
"Go, High counter hold," Sun Shang Xiang told her.
At the hall…
"You call this dancing?" Cao Pi is unimpressed of the game Zhang He's playing.
"Why not? It's so popular and Zhang He has an obsession with this game," Zhen Ji said.
"What else is new to this place unfamiliar place?" Cao Pi grunted
"My lady, care to join me in dancing together? There's another spot for a second player," Zhang He asked.
"You sure you don't want to join us, Pi-Pi?" Zhen Ji grinned.
"Do as you wish? I find nothing interesting in this inventory," Cao Pi leaves Zhen Ji behind to find something worth his time as someone asked him for his autograph and he gladly accept.
"Ok, just the simple basic level," Zhang He choose what's selected on the menu and they both started. The crowd watches them perform.
"Jumping, stomping, like wild animals, ridiculous…" Cao Pi shook his head. It's like getting an exercise to losing weight, what if Xu Zhu played that game?
"Oh hush and watch this," Zhen Ji rhymed faster following up with Zhang He as more people are watching.
Xing Cai was one of the crowd watching Zhang He and Zhen Ji playing DDR, she was abit jealous of Zhen Ji because of how better she's at with the game than her.
"If my drunken father hadn't ruin the last part of the music with his breech noises," Xing Cai thought. Guan Ping on the other hand, being the second player with Xing Cai before, sucked at the game. He's so embarrassed watching the better pair playing it.
At the backstage…
Jiang Wei taught Lu Xun everything about the battle royal to survive it. When a staff man show up, he told Zhang Liao that he's up next. Zhang Liao nodded and finally move to the titantron hearing more of Yuan Shao's rants and ramblings.
Back in the ring…
Zhang Liao's music theme stars slowly as the drum beat volume rise. Yuan Shao's segment stops there when the Wei fans cheer latest contestant coming at number 38.
"What? Why are you cheering such a fluke? One of my finest generals defeated him before Guan Yu ruined it!" Yuan Shao grumbled.
That was before He Fei, before the legend started. Zhang Liao steps up to the ring and opens his eyes slowly scanning officers who are still knocked down from the intermission.
"Are you even listening to me, trailer trash?" Yuan Shao becomes more senile at the Wei officer.
Zhang Liao turn face to Yuan Shao giving him a roundhouse kick that slapped Yuan Shao hard like a ball hitting him on the head. His whole body prepares to drop, but bounced at the ring ropes back to Zhang Liao and Liao did another roundhouse, he drops again and bounces back with the same roundhouse hitting him. The action repeats 5 times driving the crowd crazy.
"Th…that hurts…" Yuan Shao felt the ground silly.
At back stage…
"That'll keep his mouth shut," Sun Jian grinned.
Back to the ring again…
The Qiaos wake up again with Xiao first as she sees Guo Jia drooling at the photos. She notice Da was on one of them.
"Oh my god! Da, wake up. Wake up!" Xiao shakes off her sister.
"What is it now? Is Sun Ce alright? Huh!" Da Qiao saw what Xiao Qiao pointed. Guo Jia is looking at the photos of them asleep and with Cao Cao's face showing up on all of them.
"You? Give me those you pervy?" Da Qiao went livid.
Guo Jia quickly hide the photos on his garments hoping he won't lose them for Cao Cao and ran back in the backstage. The Qiao sister didn't care about the tournament anymore than having themselves exposed by the whole land about the photos of them with Cao Cao. They jump over the ropes and chase after Guo Jia.
"Hm, at least I don't have to worry about hurting them…" Zhang Liao raises his halberd to give a huge crowd pop.
At the owners room…
"Well, the Qiao sisters eliminate themselves, how am I going to deal with their fanbase when they storm at my office?" the owner scratches his head thinking.
"Um, make a special match for them?" Zhao Yun advised.
"Yes, well the Qiaos vs Guo Jia on a street fight. If they can get the photos from Guo Jia, they'll win, but if Guo Jia secure the photos till he gets them back to Cao Cao on his debt in the ring, he'll win," the owner announced.
"Good…idea…" Wei Yan agreed
Outside the arena…
Dong Zhou's army is back for another operation to get inside the building and demand their right in the tournament.
"I want no more of those beasts chasing after me. How dare Meng Huo's spawns humiliate me," Dong Zhuo ranted.
"I capture a tiger my lord, we shall use this as an advantage against the mysterious man," Hua Xiong said.
"Yesss, love the thought of that guy tremble in fear by a tiger! Mahahahah! Oh look, it's those Yellow Turban losers…" Dong Zhuo points his sword at Zhang Jiao's fraction.
"People! This place is a disease to our land!" Zhang Jiao cried.
"He's still a nuisance my lord…" Li Ru sighed.
Back in the owners room…
"Great more trouble and we're lacking recruits on the DKS security team," the mysterious man hands are on his face disappointed.
The ring is now set with ten men as nine of them struggle to get up after the intermission attack. What's going to happen next?
See you next episode…