"Collins you go in there and introduce her," Angel said picking Maya up out her stroller.
"What do you have planed?" Collins asked.
"Nothing, I just think she needs a proper introduction"
He obeyed her. Collins walked in, and saw the whole group including Benny, who was obviously unwelcome by Maureen, Roger, and Mimi, siting at a table.
"Hey guys," Collins greeted his friends.
"So what is going on, why did you have us meet you here?" Maureen asked
"Well I have someone for you guys to meet"
Mark pulled out his camera to film.
Collins went to the door to get Angel.
"Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you Maya Damita Collins," Collins said and Angel entered with Maya in a baby carrier.
Mimi and Maureen got up and went over and started to make faces at Maya, and she began to laugh.
"So is she like you niece or something?" Benny asked Collins as he took a sip from his beer, Roger had lessened his death glare towards Benny just a little.
"No, try our daughter," Collins said Benny and Roger both spit out the beer in there mouth. Mimi went over and hugged both Angel and Collins .
"YOU ADOPTED A BABY AND DIDN'T TELL ME," Maureen was shocked that she didn't know, and Maya laughed more.
Joanne was the only one not surprised by the new bohemian.
Mark started narrating the film as he normally did in moments like this.
"Zoom in on Maya Damita Collins, the newest bohemian, and the youngest at...," Mark looked up at Angel wanting her to tell him Maya's age.
"One month," Angel told the camera.
"And here are the proud new parents," Mark said turning the camera to Angel and Collins.
"And of course we have the aunts and uncles," he said and started to move the camera from bohemian to bohemian.
"Theres Uncle Roger, and Uncle Benny. Oh my god they are in the same room and not arguing it's amazing, trust me we won't see this again." Roger flipped off the camera, and Mimi smacked him on the back of the head.
"OW!! What was that for," Roger asked his wife as he started to wince a little.
"Don't do that in front of the baby," Mimi answered.
"And here is Aunt Mimi smacking a little sense into her husband,"Mark began to narrate again, Roger was tempted to flip him off but Mimi gave him a look of death.
"And of course we have Aunt Maureen and Aunt Joanne"
Then Maureen took Mark's camera.
"And last but not least theres Uncle Mark," Maureen said before Mark took his camera back.
Mark went over to Maya with his camera rolling. "We are quite a family Maya, trust me you'll get used to it."
A/N: A conversation with my head...I made this after I read something like it in another fan fic.
Mind: Okay can I ask you a question?
Me: WHY ARE YOU TALKING?!?!?!
Mind: Can I ask you a question?
Me: Sure, I guess
Mind: Okay, my question is...why is Angel still alive?
Me: Angel is still alive because she kicks ass, and is awsome, and never died to me, also I wanted Collins not to be single and such and I can't stand any thing with Collins and anyone thats not Angel so yeah.
Mind: Can I ask you one more question?
Me: Okay but make it quick I have a meeting with Dirty Dog, Mimi, Rupert and Elsie in two minutes.
Mind: You okay honey?
Me: I'm afraid so...WTF you got me doing that.
Mind: I know...
Me: This something is...Okay if you are gonna start with the lyrics I am done with this conversation
-Roger and Mimi-
Oh and if you want to know who Dirty Dog, Mimi, Rupert and Elsie are they are three stuff animals of mine.
Dirty Dog is a orange dog, Mimi is a Dog as well, and Rupert is also a dog, and Elsie is a cow that is wearing a T-shirt that says Moo With Me!! (I bought it at Rent when I saw it on tour in my town in October)