Well here begins the chaos that Naruto has to deal with.
This will be a short chapter because I had to get something cut out of my foot and whatever was left frozen so I am going to be on what the doctors say will make me high as fuck, so don't expect any chapters soon.
In this chapter Tayuya will raise hell and cause all sorts of problems for poor Naruto. So lets start.
Thank you Gold Testament for pointing out I screwed up on a name. I will go back and fix that soon.
I don't own Naruto.
Uzu's Knight of Storms
-Konoha hospital-
Naruto was standing in the room waiting to hear from Tsunade about if the girl would be ok, and Shikamaru and Tamari were staring at him with angry looks. Why you might ask, it is because he brought back the girl who tried to kill both of them.
When he arrived back in Konoha the guards were weary of him because of his mask. It's not every day that you see a person wearing a mask with a red skull on it. Though the guards let him in seeing that he had the crest of the Uzumaki on the armor he was wearing. His troubles began when he arrived at the hospital.
Temari was the first to spot him when he walked through the entrance of the hospital. She also tried to attack him when she saw whom he had in his arms.
Naruto had to dodge a giant metal fan until Tsunade came down to see what the ruckus was about. After that he was sent to a waiting room to wait as Tsunade examined the girl and her injuries.
That brings us to the present.
"Do you two have something against that girl?" asked Naruto.
"Not exactly. She-" Shikamaru tried to start. "She just tried to kill us both until I thought I killed her in my last attack when she was buried under all those trees." Temari interrupted.
"Well you don't need to worry about her anymore. Orochimaru abandoned her when he took the cursed seal away from her when he believed she was going to die." Said Naruto.
Just then Tsunade came in and motioned to Naruto to follow her.
When they arrived at the room Tayuya was in they both sat down in a chair beside the bed.
"Shattered legs, large cuts on torso and legs, blunt force trauma, minor blood loss, and a few broken ribs. What did you say happened to her?" asked Tsunade.
"Basically Shikamaru and his moody girlfriend dropped a good part of the forest on her." Said Naruto.
"So she is the sound Nin that they fought. Why did you bring her here?" asked Tsunade.
"Well at first I thought she had just gotten stuck in the crossfire, but when I saw her seal and heard her say that he abandoned her. I then knew she was a sound Nin and I thought since he had left her for dead she would give you information on Orochimaru." Said Naruto.
"Well when we get the information out of her she is your problem and responsibility," Said Tsunade as she stood up and walked out of the room.
'That went well. Well it is almost midnight so I guess I should get some shut eye.' Naruto thought as he fell asleep in the chair.
-Morning-
Naruto was woken up by a fearful shriek and saw that the girl that he saved was awake and now trying to throw something at him.
"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, YA ARMORED MOTHER FUCKER, AND WHERE IN THE BLOODY HELL AM I?" Yelled Tayuya.
"First please tone your voice down you are in a hospital, second you are in Konoha, and I am Naruto Uzumaki." said Naruto. "What is the last thing you remember… ah what is your name miss?" he asked.
"Why the fuck do you want to know you red headed bastard?" asked Tayuya.
"Well so I can know who I have saved, and so the hospital can put your name in your file." Said Naruto.
"It's Tayuya. The last thing I remember was getting fucking buried in trees by that sand bitch." She said.
"Well that's were I found you. By any chance would you know any information on Orochimaru?" asked Naruto.
"Well of fucking course dipshit. I did work for that snake bastard until he left me to fucking die." She answered.
"Would you like to share some of that information so we can find him?" asked Naruto.
"I would gladly betray that snake fucker if it meant I could have a chance at killing him." Said Tayuya.
"Well let me get the hokage then you can begin." Said Naruto as he made a shadow clone to alert the hokage.
"Hey dipshit why are you wearing so much fucking armor and why do you have such a fucked up mask?" asked Tayuya.
"Well I am wearing this because right now I have nothing else to change into. The mask is to make my enemies feel fear, but I haven't tried out both my armor's limits or my mask's intimidation abilities." Said Naruto.
"Well could you fuckin take the mask off? The intimidation part is working fucking overtime." She said.
"Sorry." Naruto said as he sealed his mask.
A few minutes of silence later Tsunade walked into the room and sat down.
"Well what information can you provide us Tayuya?" asked Tsunade.
"That the snake fucker can only change bodies every three years, and he has five bases in fire country, four in rice country, and two in water country. There are others but I don't know where the sneaky bastard built them. Is this all you wanted to know you batty old fart?" She said.
"Girl you are walking a very thin line of living to be this brats problem or being a red smear on the ground, but yes that is all I wanted to know." Said Tsunade as a few tick marks formed on her forehead.
"When you are well enough to be moved you are leave with Naruto." She said as she walked out of the room.
"The fuck did she just say?" asked Tayuya.
"Well really you weren't retrieved by Konoha, you were retrieved by me, an Uzushio ninja. So you will be taken to uzu to heal and train, and eventually you will be strong enough to go after Orochimaru. But for now you are stuck with me, and I am stuck with you. From what Tsunade said, you will not be able to walk for four months." Said Naruto.
"Well that's fuckin fantastic, I get dumped by the pedo and picked up by a dipshit who is an armor fanatic that-GROWL-" She stopped in mid speech as her stomach announced that it was hungry.
A blush started to form on her face and Naruto cracked a smile.
"Well that was interesting. What would you like to eat?" asked Naruto as he chuckled at the girl's embarrassment.
"QUIT FUCKING LAUGHING AT ME YOU METAL FUCKER! Though I would eat anything but the shitty food that hospitals call food. Hell I would even ask for ramen over the fucking nasty food they serve here." She said.
"Well you're in luck. The best ramen chefs are in this village, so I will be right back." Said Naruto as he left to go get food.
Well this will be it for a week or so until I get a clear head again. Rate and review, PM me if you have a question.