A young man with short black hair wearing a trench coat with a Union Jack patch on it (Dante) was sitting on a park bench just finishing up on reading something that his friend: Kat sent him something she found online to his new phone. A fanfic series called: "One Minute Melee". In this particular battle, he lost in a fight with a young man who was a demon-human hybrid named: Nero, causing Dante himself to chuckle being both slightly amused and slightly annoyed.

"Okay, I admit it, I'm an asshole. I know it's true." He said putting his phone into his pocket. "But serious though… that joke is really starting to get old." He said referring to most of the battles on the Internet with him losing them. "Besides, I don't ALWAYS swear."

He stood but then felt something was off, and dodged an oncoming attack almost getting his chopped off by a ninjato sword. He saw that the attack was a man in a blue ninja garb with a cybernetic left arm and eye (Yaiba).

"Can I help you?" Dante asked the cyborg.

"Actually… Yes…" He began. "You see, I'm looking for a guy named: Dante, I've heard he's pretty strong and I wanted to see it for myself." Yaiba then received some news from his partner: Miss Monday. "Looks like I made a mistake, I've just been told that he has white hair and wears a red coat. Although I could use a warm up, kind of hard for me to relax when there are no ninja to kill. Even though I'm pretty sure you're not really one yourself."

Dante just let off another chuckle, this time with a smirk. "Well, since a lot of other people don't really consider me to be "Dante"…" He said with Rebellion appearing on his back, he then took it and pointed it at the Ninja Killer. "Then I guess that I'm gonna have to do instead."

Yaiba readies his own weapon in return. "Works for me."

DOUCHEBAG BATTLE!

FIGHT!

Yaiba rushes over to Dante for another attack but, the Nephilim caught it with his own blade and kick Yaiba away. Dante then swopps out his sword for his dual pistols and opened fire on the Ninja Slayer who blocked every bullet with his.

After Dante finished shooting, Yaiba then grabbed some random guy off the street and threw him at Dante like a rag doll. The Nephilim looked with widen eyes and caught the man in mid-air and put back him on the ground.

"You okay?" The son of Sparda asked, but then the man just looked at Dante with a terrified expression and ran away.

"HELP! IT'S THE TERRORIST!" He shouted still running.

"Yeah! Your welcome!" Dante shouted back clearly annoyed. Yaiba then extended his robotic arm grabbed the Nephilim swinging him into the air and slamming him back into the ground. Yaiba then shoved his sword into Dante's chest causing him to grunt in pain. The Nephilim looked up to see his opponent with a sadistic smile on his face.

"Come on Kid! Is that all you got!? At least Hayabusa put up more of a fight!" Yaiba yells insanely. Dante then glares at him despite the pain he was suffering. The Nephilim then summons "Revenant" and aims it the cyborg's stomach and pulls the trigger sending him flying to a building and fell onto the ground. Yaiba then picked himself off the ground and clenched his his bleeding stomach from the blast.

The Ninja Slayer then looked up to see his own sword flying towards him and dodge the oncoming attack having said sword get stuck into the wall just a few inches away from his head. He then looked back to see Dante with another cocky smirk on his face with both pistols in hand and opened fire on Yaiba pounding him with bullets.

Dante then stops shooting again watching Yaiba take a knee, breathing heavy.

"Had enough?" Dante asked putting his firearms away and crossing his arms. Yaiba just chuckled in response.

"To be honest, I was just getting warmed up." The Ninja Slayer replied grabbing his sword. Yaiba then began swinging his flail forcing the Nephilim to dodge and summon Rebellion again to block the attacks few times tiring him out in the process. Yaiba the the chance and charged up his arm and then blast off to deliver a considerably lethal punch to Dante, only to see that the Son of Sparda caught it with his own hand with his hair beginning to turn white and his jacket starting to glow red which can only mean one thing…

"Aw shit…" Yaiba swore starting to think maybe that this was the guy he was looking for, and that this wasn't going to end well.

DEVIL TRIGGER!

Time slowed to a crawl and Dante began "hacking and slashing" at Yaiba with Rebellion and then finishing it off with the Nephilim punching Yaiba in the face while wearing Eryx causing Yabai's head the rest of his limbs (both normal and robotic) to going flying away across the battlefield.

KO!

Then Devil Trigger finally went out, Dante wiped some sweat of his forehead resting Rebellion over his shoulder.

"Demons, Evil twin brother, Red-head girl with a weird sword, and now a "Cyborg Ninja"…" Dante began looking at what was left of Yaiba. "Man, I need a vacation." He said walking off.

THIS MELEE'S WINNER IS… DANTE!

This OMM Match-Up was inspired by the one written by RedLycan (DmC Dante vs Nero: as refrenced at the beginning). I know most of you guys are probably not too happy that THIS version of Dante won. But I will say this… it's better than the Match-Up that I wrote 2 weeks ago. And sorry if I'm making myself look like an Asshat as well, I was just having fun writing this particular one. Until Next Time…