Hey people I'm back (yet again) hehehehe I'm sick so I have the day off school, and whats better to do when your bored and sick than to update?
Disclaimer: If you think I own any of this, then I would advise whatever drug you are taking I would stop taking it.
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(Lights flash around the stage which is decorated with christmas decorations. The screen shows the judges wearing a santa hat (Kimarhi is wearing rudalf antlers) And the rest of the contestents are wearing santa hats.)
Host: Ho ho ho hello and welcome to tonights show folks!
Crowd: Yay (start pulling party crackers)
Host: Well arn't you lucky folks! Christmas is in the air (Sighs and then mutters so no one can hear him) And my goddamn bonus...
Random Voice Over Guy aka The Boss: What was that host?
Host: Ahhh, nothing.. Nothing... Ummm here are tonights judges! Zidane! (trying to kiss a disgruntled Dagger under some mistletoe) Kimarhi! (Trying to get the antlers off his head) and Sephiroth! (Sephiroth is trying to get rid of the tinsle on his sword)
Zidane: Oww common Dagger, look we're under the mistletoe, and you know what happens... (winks suggestivly and leans in for a kiss, but gets pushed back)
Dagger: Your so annoying! Augh! (Run's away and slips on puddles that havn't been cleaned up yet)
Host: Dammit, what happened to the cleaners?
Cloud: (Very knowingly) They went on strike.
Host: Wha...? Brooms and Mops can go on strike?
Rikku: Yup-yup!
Host: This thing is getting weirder by the minute... Why did they go on strike?
Zell: Coz they weren't getting enough money, duh.
Host: The magic brooms were getting paid...? AD'S!
(Ad's play and go back to the contestents surrounding a Xmas tree poking prezzies. The host is talking on his cellphone looking very serious)
Host: I Don't give a f-
(Screen goes back to contestents)
Sora: Yay santas comming!
Riku: You still believe in Santa? Oh, and let me guess... The ester bunny is to? (Note: he said this very sarcasticly)
Sora: Yep!
Kairi: Ow Riku stop teasing him!
Riku: Hmp, at least I'm not pregnant!
(Screen goes back to the host)
Host: Well give them more money!
(The voice on the phone yells something at him)
Host: So what! I don't think brooms have feelings!
(Screen goes to Cloud and Leon)
Cloud: (Frowning in concentration) Dammit... So close...
Leon: Cloud, when will you ever stop playing with the psp?
Cloud: (hugs psp) NEVER!!!! (Looks at psp and almost cries) YOU KILLED ME!
(Screen goes to excited contestents looking at presents, well present poking anyway)
Lulu: Oh, I wonder what this is Wakka... (Pokes a teddybear shaped present addressed to Lulu)
Wakka: I dunno mon (thinks hard while Lulu shakes head sadly)
Selphie: Oooooooh I wonder what this long, suspeciuosly skipping rope looking item is? (Pokes present)
Rikku: I have a box, I CAN'T POKE MY PRESENT! (Starts crying)
Host: (Slams fliptop phone down angryily) Dammit... Stupid brooms
Rikku: (Suddenly appears at the hosts side) Hey... Do you want that phone?
Host: Yes, now bugga off! (Rikku sulks and walks away, and mutters under her breath "I'll get you, and your pretty little phone to" like the witch in her favourite movie, the Wizard of Oz)
Host: Ok time for tonights singer... What this can't be right... (Frowns at the envelope in his hand). Moogles?
(Moogles start pouring out of everywhere and assemble on stage)
Crowd: OW SO CUTE! (Start trying to climb on stage to catch them. Servel gunshots go off)
Host: Anyone who tries to get on stage shall be shot (More gunshots goes off)
Moogles: KUPO! (More gunshots go off)
Seifer: I. CAN'T. TAKE. THIS. ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Runs away yet again, and runs around the puddle)
Host: So, ahhh... What are you gonna be singing tonight?
Alpha Moogle: We are family kupo!
Runt Moogle: (Squeals) Yay kupo!
Host: Here you have it folks, The Moogles singing WE ARE FAMILY!
Moogles:
We are family
I got all my sisters with me Kupo!
We are family
Get up ev'rybody and sing Kupo!
(More Gunshots go off. There are only 5 females and 20 males left from the crowd)
Ev'ryone can see we're together
As we walk on by Kupo!
(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a feather
I won't tell no lie Kupo!
(ALL!) all of the people around us they say Kupo!
Can they be that close
Just let me state for the record Kupo!
We're giving love in a family dose
(There are now only 1 female and 8 males left)
We are family
I got all my sisters with me Kupo!
We are family
Get up ev'rybody and sing Kupo!
(Now there are only two males. Some of the female contestents are trying to grab the moogles now to, esp Lulu as she wants them to make into another voodo doll for battles)
Gangsta Moogle: (comes on with all kiamrhi's bling and starts to rapp the rest of the song)
Living life is fun and we've just begun
To get our share of the world's delights Kupo!
(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the future
And our goal's in sight Kupo!
(WE!) no we don't get depressed
Here's what we call our golden rule
Have faith in you and the things you do
You won't go wrong Kupo!
This is our family Jewel
(There are no crowd people left. All the moogles start to sing again)
We are family
I got all my sisters with me Kupo!
We are family
Get up ev'rybody and sing KUPO!
(All the contestents jump on the moogles besides Cloud, who is still busy playing the psp)
Moogles: AUGH HELP! SOS! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!
(The guards aim their guns at the contestents who are grabbing at the moogles, red spots all on everyones head)
Host: Nooo! Don't shot the contestents!
Lulu: YAY I GOT ANOTHER ONE! (Holds it up by its pom pom)
Host: So judges, what do you think of tonights show?
Zidane: I want one...
Sephiroth: If I hear that infernal kupo again I will honestly throw Zidane at them.
Kiamrhi: Kimarhi want moogle pom poms...
Host: Well there you have it folks! Till next time...
(As the end crdits play, the screen shows moogles escaping only to have contestents chase them. The brooms (who are back off strike) start to clean up the dead bodies. The alpha moogle slips on a puddle, shoots off stage and lands in a rubish bin)
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I Luv moogles! Hehehehe do they count as a contestent? Oh well. Till next time folks...!