HI! Okay, another five rules, and still trying to catch up with the suggestions :) It took me a while to write these, since I had my regular volunteer work as well as the Camp Jupiter story which I'll post soon hopefully. By the way, with the fury accents, yes, the British one was a reference to Doctor Who.
I do not own Percy Jackson. I just thought of this, I might need to add it as a disclaimer: I do not own Greek Mythology. When I realized I hadn't said this yet, I got really worried that some old Greek creeps might sue me. (Jk, don't think I'm stupid.)
56.) I will not put hot sauce in Persephone's toothpaste. (Thanks to Death is my daddy. Literally.)
Persephone began her nightly routine. It was one that would make Aphrodite proud. She brushed her hair, put on hair curlers, and her face mask. She then realized she still had to brush and floss her teeth. She applied a small amount of toothpaste, and began to brush.
Her tongue stung. She ran out of the bathroom, screaming, and went into the kitchen. Nico and Bianca were sitting at the table, eating what appeared to be tacos.
"Oh, this is spice, what is in this sauce?" Bianca squealed, drinking a glass of water.
"Well, according to the back of the bottle, extract from Peruvian puff peppers. Those are only found in the Peruvian mountains in South America, they're crazy spicy." Nico said.
Persephone ran to the table and exclaimed, "Quick, something to drink!" Nico grabbed the first bottle he found and gave it to her. She drank it all before checking the label. It was the hot sauce. She shrieked and grabbed the next bottle, chugging it all down.
"That was orange juice!" Bianca said. "The citric acid will burn more!" Bianca grabbed a jug of milk and made Persephone chug it down. Persephone had by now sweat through her face mask and her robes were drenched as well.
57.) I will not question the name of the river styx.
"Hey, Dad." Nico walked into the throne room, and Hades sighed. It was impossible to avoid the children these days. "So, why is it called the river styx?"
"Well, it's an old name, back from the time that-" Hades was cut off.
"Like, is it the river sticks? Is it just spelled that way, with a y and an x to make it sound cool, like when lame kid brands spell kids with a z so it says kidz?" Nico reasoned.
"Are you trying to say that the river styx is lame?" Hades growled. "I'll have you know the river is filled with the lost hopes and dreams of the humans. Abandoned things, heart-shattering failures, all of them are down there."
"So, how many of them are yours?" Nico said. He was literally kicked out of the throne room.
58.) I will not ask Hades how many souls are in the underworld. (Thanks to Ryuu666 for the suggestion, and please tell me the number in your name is just a coincidence.)
The six teens sat outside in the fields of Asphodel, and Beckendorf and Nico were arguing.
"No, dude! No way there were that many!" Nico was saying.
"Well, you do the math, and numbers don't lie." Beckendorf insisted.
"No, but the people who present the answers can lie." Nico said.
Hades walked up to them. "What is this about? We're getting noise complaints from the Fields of Punishment. And that's saying something." Hades said.
"Well, Beckendorf here says there must be thousands of souls down in the underworld-" Nico was interrupted by Hades.
"And there are. Your point in arguing was?" Hades was frustrated.
"You didn't let me finish the-" Nico grumbled, to be interrupted again.
"The argument? Of course not. My thoughts are constantly interrupted by you little- you little…" Hades searched for the word in fury.
"Raspberry tickle bears?" Silena suggested.
59.) And I will not bring up how many of them died due to his children.
"That's not what I meant." Nico said. "We were arguing about how many were killed by your children." Hades turned to Beckendorf.
"I will have an accountant come here right away to verify." A spirit wearing a boring suit with matching glasses appeared on the command of Hades. He took out a large calculator, pressed some buttons, printed a paper, wrote some notes, and nodded to Hades.
"Okay, can I have a Historian?" Hades said. A frail old lady with a business jacket and skirt marched up, her hair in a bun, and showed Hades a bunch of newspapers and timelines.
"Well, you see," She began, "There was the murderer in the 1800's, then the really fam ous one in the 1940s, and not the mention in the 1600s, someone learned to manipulate the mist, and blamed all of his killings on 'dragons'. And if you'll see here…" She kept going on and on.
One hour later
"Enough!" Hades snarled. "No more ghosts."
"What about a genealogist to look at our complex family tree?" Bianca asked.
60.) I will not have a "Kronos's dead army" reunion.
Hordes of demigods spirits gathered in a roped off section of the underworld. A large tattered banner read, "Kronos's army reunion." A sign was posted under it that said, "Special message to all members from Bianca and Nico: Screw you all."
"Hello, undead enemies!" Bianca said. "We still hate you! But, just to be kind and annoying, we give a reunion!" She handed the microphone to Nico.
"This may or may not be planned entirely to rub it in your faces that you failed and died." He said. "Any words Castor?"
"Yeah. What side is Silena on?" He mused. Silena blushed. She snatched the microphone with her manicured hands.
"I only helped them because they promised not to hurt Charlie." She said.
"I'm so sure." Castor said with sarcasm. Beckendorf had to restrain Silena.
Hi! You could say this chapter was added very late at night or very early in the morning. Well, the Peruvian Puff pepper is from Drake and Josh. A Genealogist studies families and their histories. And the last rule, with the Silena argument, I think is kinda controversial, but she said they promised not to hurt her boyfriend; she fought on the Olympian side in the battle, and gave her life to win a battle. She's labeled as a hero by my book.