Title: Research
Pairing: Andrew/Simon (Firefly)
Rating: PG-13
FFA: #1939
Timeline: After Chosen, after Serenity
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Andrew smiled and jumped up and down as a man appeared in his room, "Yes I did it."
The young man looked around, "Where am I?"
"You're in the new Watcher's council in Italy. So how's the future, have we found alien cultures yet? Are they friendly? Do we have spaceships of our own?" Andrew continued to babble on asking questions. Then he took a breath, "So what's your name?"
The young man looked a little dazed, "Uh Simon."
"Well?" Andrew asked.
"Why did I let Kaylee talk me into drinking beer again." Simon groaned.
"Oh so there's still beer in the future that's good to know. Not that I drink much, that tends to mess with the flow of my magic, but…." Andrew once again started to babble, showing no sign of stopping.
"Buddha jie jiu ben rien zi River yi yang ti wen." Simon muttered.
"Hey was that chinese? Do you speak Chinese fluently?" Andrew stopped when someone started banging on his door.
"Andrew!" Dawn yelled pounding hard on the door.
"Shit." Andrew grabbed a vial that was on a desk and flicked some of the blood that was in it at Simon. Simon was pulled back through a portal just as Dawn burst through the door.
"Andrew you butt monkey, what did we say about using my blood to open portals." Dawn yelled grabbing the vial out of Andrew's hands.
"But it was research." Andrew whined. Dawn just glared at him before walking out of his room. "I was seeing if I wanted to send myself into the future."
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Translation
Buddha save me from River like questions