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Co-Written By McflyGoonieFaxFan

"Nooo!" she yelled, looking up at the sky in doom.

"Would it really be that bad?" Haruhi thought out loud; sweat dropping while Shiki was still trying to make a deal with whatever thing was up there, controlling her life at the moment.

"Are you there god? It's me, Shiki! Please, I swear, I'll stop being such a bitch!" She tried to bargain, "Just spare me of these idiots! PLEASE! WHY DO YOU HATE ME, GOD, WHY?"

"See how much she loves us, guys?" Hikaru smirked sarcastically.

"I know I can see just how excited she is," Kaoru added.

"Yes, I mean really, you must contain your hysteria. It's just for the next school holiday, where we'll have plenty of quality time to spend together" Kyoya said, folding his stopped looking at the sky and turned to face him.

"So you mean there's still time to run?"

"Yes. But if that were to happen I could send our families police force to find you as quickly as possible so you'll be back just in time to get on the plane." She growled under her breath, glaring at him. She turned to Kasanoda. "Do you see this shit?" She asked him.

"Well there not all that bad," said Kasanoda.

"Oh what do you know?" said Shiki, "You're probably the bastard son of some rich person whose letting you come in in exchange for not letting anyone know you're related to him."

"Uh no, not exactly," said Kasanoda, "I'm actually the son of a Yakuza Head."

"Oh really?" said Shiki, "Why the hell are you hanging out these losers?"

"They uh, helped me feel more accepted around my peers. Most people are scared stiff of me. They actually freeze when I walk past them," said Kasanoda.

"And why would you want that to stop?" asked Shiki.

"Uh," said Kasanoda, not sure what to think.

"I mean come on, that is one badass gift you've got!" She said with wide excited eyes, "How wonderful must it be to have everyone leave you alone and no one to bother you?"

"You may like the idea, but not me." Kasanoda said. "No one bothers to get to know me because they judge me by my face." "People are annoying and I have to draw out a knife in order for everyone to get the point. That and I don't want to be bothered. But I dunno," she cocked her head to the side slightly. "You don't look all that bad."

When Shiki got home later that day she immediately stormed off to find her parents.

"WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR FUCK-TRAD'S PROBLEM!" she shouted at them.

"Language!" snapped her father.

"Bite Me!" said Shiki, "Are You're Guys' Heads Fucked Up In The Head! What The Fuck Would Made You Dumb Asses Think To Do Something Like Paying For Some God-Dame Vacation To Some Fucked Up Place Without Even Consulting Me!"

"Well your friend Kyoya Ohtori made it sound like you were on board with it," said Maki.

"Ok did you not even hear what you just said and what was wrong with that sentence!" said Shiki. "Kyoya The Obese Is My Fucking Friend! I Have No Friends. And What Would Make You Even Think For One God-Damn Minute That I Would Ever, Ever Want To Some Weird Place I've Never Been To Before. How Well Do You Guys Even Know Me!"

"Not too well seeing as how you're always running away," said her father.

"Oh god, don't start that old man!" said Shiki, "Not I'm only going to say this one time, I'M NOT FUCKING GOING OF THIS GOD-DAMN TRIP NOT MATTER WHAT YOU FUCKING SAY!"

"Oh such language,"

Shiki turned around to see the entire host club was in the room now as well.

"What the fuck are you losers doing here?" asked Shiki.

"We're here to take you to the trip," said Tamaki.

"What, right now?" asked Shiki.

"Yes," said Tamaki snapping his fingers. The twins' smirked and next thing she knew they were on either side of her, looping arms with her.

"Target,"

"Captured,"

"What The Fuck!" shouted Shiki.

"Trust me Shiki, its best not to fight," said Haruhi.

Shiki pushed of the ground and front flipped, clenching their arms tight and flipping them onto the ground while landing on her own two feet. "Humph, I can walk ya know!" she snapped, "If we're going now then fine lets go already I wanna get this over with. Maybe you morons will learn that I'm a hopeless cause by the end of this trip."

"Shiki no ones' really going to force you on this trip," said Maki.

"Oh really, well then why the hell insist of paying for the trip and using one of your fancy vacation houses?" asked Shiki.

"Because we thought you had really gone and made some friends and we wanted to help you grow in your relationship with them," said Maki.

"I could give a fuck about these losers," said Shiki. At that she noticed Tamaki got to the corner of the room.

"See what I mean?" said Shiki.

"Well like I said you don't have to go," said Maki, "That just means you can be here for the social gathering we're having this weekend."

"Huh?" said Shiki.

"I'm holding this nice garden social this weekend for some business partners' wives, and other friends, and if you're not going on this trip then you can come to it," said Maki, "I can take you out shopping right now like I was with your sisters. Oh I can just imagine the dresses I could get for you and….,"

"I'll go get packed," said Shiki running out of the room.

"Did you make up that whole garden social just to make Shiki go on this trip?" asked Kyoya. Maki merely tapped her nose with a smile.

"Can I just request one thing?" asked Shiki walking back into the room.

"Of course anything," said Kyoya.

"I want to bring Hooch with me on this trip," said Shiki.

"Are you serious?" asked her father.

"Oh yes," said Shiki.

"Who's Hooch?" asked Tamaki.

"Woof!"

"Ah!" Tamaki shouted as the big dog knocked him onto the ground and started to mercilessly lick his face. "Either Hooch goes or no dice," said Shiki.

"Sure, I'm sure Hooch would love getting to go with you," said Maki.

"Come on Hooch let's go get ready then," said Shiki heading back to her room.

"Hang on," said Hikaru.

"We'll help," said Kaoru as they both ran after her.

"What, why?" asked Shiki as they ran after her.

"They're obsessed with cloths. It is their families' main trade," said Haruhi as she followed as well.

"Oh goodie," said Shiki when they all got to her room.

"What the hell is this?" asked Hikaru opening her closet.

"My clothes," said Shiki.

"These aren't clothes, they're disasters," said Kaoru.

"So now there's only one thing for us to do," they both said.

"Let me stay home," said Shiki.

"No we're going to pack your bag," said the twins.

"You're going to do it? Why I am I scared all of a sudden?" asked Shiki.

"Because they'll pack whatever it is they want whether you want to wear it or not," said Haruhi, "They all ready said they're packing my bag as well."

"Don't you worry about a thing girls, we'll take care of you," they both said smiling evilly.

"Oh god," said Shiki.

"Oh god," said Shiki as sat in the car that was driving her, Hooch and the host club to some sort of mountain village. Shiki didn't understand why they were going to the mountains. She was from the mountains. She knew what it was like living on one, why would she want to vacation on one. In fact by the time she arrived at their destination, it looked just like a yuppie up version of her village made for the rich and snooty. It was filled with things like spas, coffee shops, and things of higher class.

"Oh it looks so rustic!" said Tamaki.

"You wouldn't last a week in rustic," muttered Shiki. Soon after they showed up in at the mountain hotel owned by Mali's family at the edge of the town. It looked like it was built out of stones but Shiki was sure there was more to it then that. As the group ventured inside Shiki was sure her old house back at her old village could fit inside the living room alone.

'I'm on level one of Rich People Hell!' she thought as they went inside the hotel, where indeed she was right- there was a huge domed ceiling with pictures of woodland creatures and forest landscape, not to mention the shiny wooden walls and. There as faux bear fur carpets underneath the brown leather couches. There were several statues and paintings as well, including a moose head that was hung above the fireplace.

"Welcome to the Maki Mountain Villa Cabin!" said a woman, who was dressed professionally, but with plaid fabric as several men came, wearing a male version of what she was wearing, and taking all of their luggage from them. "Can I assist you in finding a room?"

"Well actually, her family owns the place. We're coming here free of charge." Hikaru said, motioning backwards towards Shiki, who was leaning against the wall with folded arms.

"Oh that's right! You're room is 34D, we'll bring your luggage up!" She said as the men went to the designated room number. "Thank you, Madame!" Tamaki said, bowing gracefully and kissing her hand, making her blush like crazy and stumble on her way back over to the desk.

"Oh please, get a grip of yourself lady!" Shiki said, rolling her eyes, "If some guy I had just met came up to me and did that I'd bend him over my knee!"

"You've known us for a while," Hikaru began

"So that means we can give you a kiss," Kaoru finished, each appearing on either side of her, close to her face.

"Like hell I would you perverted freaks!" She yelled, pushing them hard enough to send them stumbling a foot or four, "She's not the only one who needs a reality check!"

Tamaki turned to face her and put on his sparkle, "You mean… you didn't find me attractive at all, mi lady?"

"No."

"Not in the least bit?" he said, pushing out more sparkle power and striking a hostly pose.

"Not in the least fucking bit's balls." She said without even blinking, causing Tamaki to go sulk in his emo corner. "You really are stupid." She said, rolling her eyes again before turning to Hooch, who was lagging behind slightly. "COM' on, Hooch!" Hooch barked loudly, running over Tamaki on his way to jump on Shiki, who grabbed his paws and held him standing up, grinning and letting him lick her face while Tamaki tried to regain his breath, since the air had been knocked out of him. "Alright, that's enough, boy." She said, scratching behind his ear and he got back down on the ground, but even going back onto four paws he was tall enough that his head was right by her chest due to his massive size.

"So what are we doing first?" Haruhi asked them as they approached their room that they'd be staying in, 34D.

"I don't know, and I don't care, this vacation is all ready off to stupid start!" said Shiki as she flopped down on to her bed and pulled out her earphones, making sure her ipod was on full blast as she listen to it. Haruhi sighed. It was going to be a long vacation.