We have 4 AMAZING GUEST MY READERS!
"COLE, ZANE, JAY, AND KAI! ARE HERE if you haven't noticed silly viewers!"
Me: DON'T CALL THEM SILLY! We have a remake of Episode 1 AND NINJAS PLAY NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII! The other version is when Lloyd comes in but give it up for our EPIC NINJAS!
Cole: Everyone knows I'M the best!
Kai: HA! Don't make me laugh.
Jay: OH KAI! I'M SHOCKED!
Zane: we are happy to be here together. Even though playing 2 games are hard.
Jay: Yeah we played Portal too!
Me: Sorry about that I didn't know.
"I did! But I was watching MLP and YOU KNOW HOW TROLLESTIA IS!"
Cole: What does a Unicorn Pegasus have to do with this?
Kai: I agree with Cole for once in my life!
Zane: Kai its not nice to insult our brother.
Jay: Yeah Kai! Plus Cole can snap your bones so you better watch out.
Me: LET'S GET TO THE REMAKE!
Remake!
Sensei: *Outside of Chili Store* So this teen named Kai is the fire AND Chili Ninja? Maybe things make sense around here.
Kai: I'm telling you Nya I CAN make spicy chili BETTER THAN DAD! See? Taste it.
Nya: Kai you do know that...
Kai: TASTE IT OR PERISH!
Nya: OK! *Taste chili*
Kai: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOO?!
Nya: Its cold and its not even CLOSE to Dad's chili.
Kai: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Sensei: Excuse me.
Kai: Yes. If you want chili go somewhere else.
Sensei: i don't want your rabid chili! I came here for YOU!
Nya: Are you a stalker?
Sensei: OF COURSE NOT! I knew your father and he was a nice man.
Kai: I know too bad he's gone. Anyway why do you want me?
Sensei: So you can become a ninja!
Nya and Kai: A NINJA?!
Sensei: YES ARE YOU DEAF?!
Nya: No! I didn't know that Kai would be useful and save people's lives!
Kai: HEY! I'm useful!
Nya: Oh yeah? How lied to you?
Sensei: Are you going to come or what?
Kai: NO! Not until Nya takes back what she said!
Nya: TOO BAD THAT'LL NEVER HAPPEN!
Sensei: I'll come back another time. *Leaves store*
Nya: You might as well DIE! YOU AREN'T A HERO YOU BARELY COOK!
Kai: BUT HE SAID THAT HE KNOWS DAD SO I SHOULD BECOME ONE!
Nya: SO YOU CAN DIE?
Kai: SO I CAN FIGHT!
NYA: HA! DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH!
Outside of Store
Samukai: Let's get a lady! I don't need the Lord to be forever alone y'know.
Knuckles: We'll get her! Should we attack AND take a lucky girl!
Chruncha: I agree!
Samukai: ATTACK MY ARMY OF THE LIVING DEAD!
In Store
Kai: Hear that?
Nya: Yeah. Do you have your period?
Kai: I'M A BOY!
Nya: And a girl.
Kai: Stay here! I'll get Dad's spoons and knives!
Nya: If you die I get your stuff.
Kai: You're annoying.
Nya: Just realized that?
Kai:*Takes spoons and knives* LET'S DO THIS! *Runs out* HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *Starts fighting*
Samukai: FIGHT THAT FOOL! *Skeleton Army attacks*
Kai: HYIA! OHYA! WEAH! WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEAAAAAAAA! I NEED HELP!
Nya: *Starts shooting with shotgun* Need help?
Kai: I TOLD YOU TO STAY INSIDE!
Nya: OH WELL! If you die at least I'm recording on the killcam if you die.
Samukai: TAKE THE BRAT! *Grabs Nya*
Kai: NYA! YOU ANNOYING HOOKER!
Nya: KAI! YOU ANNOYING PERVERT!
Samukai: Oh and one more gift from me! :Blows up tower by store*
Sensei: NINJAGO! *Saves Kai*
Kai: No offense but you being on top of me is the Ultimate Gayness!
Sensei: SHUT UP I JUST SAVED YOUR LIFE!
Kai: WHO was THAT AND WHY DID THEY TAKE THE BRAT AND WHY DO YOU NEED ME?!
Sensei:: That was Samukai who takes order from Lord Garmadon and my bro probably wants a wife again and you ARE A NINJA! Let me tell you the story.
LONG BEFORE TIME HAD A NAME, NINJAGO WAS MADE BY FAT ALBERT (The Ultimate Spinjitzu Master)! He used the Chug and Sword of fire chili, pants and Nunchucks of perverts, the Shurickens of ice and food, and the Scythe of quakes and emoness goth well you know! When the Master died his soons were left to watch the weapons the older one turned evil and was sent to the Underworld so I hid the weapons and put a guardian there and your sister had the map so that's pretty much it.
Kai: WOW.
Sensei: Yeah SO COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT YOUR SISTER BACK!
Kai: I coming! Should I pack my stuff though?
Sensei: Yes so let's get this started!
Climbing moutain to Monestary
Sensei: CLIMB LIKE A MAN!
Kai: I TRYING but my SENSEI is SPIDERMAN!
Sensei: Sush your mouth my student. We're almost there *Passes Kai as if he wasn't even there*
Kai: SENSEI! THAT'S NOT FAIR!
Sensei: SHUT UP AND DON'T GET YOUR BONER IN A TWIST!
Kai: *Whispers* Ok Sensei.
Sensei: THANK FAT ALBERT!
Kai: Fat Albert's YOUR DAD?
Sensei: My family is MESSED UP. Now here's your Training Course.
Kai: There's NOTHING HERE!
Sensei: *Flicks cover of button* I push buttons you oaf.
*Traing Course pops up*
Kai: So you know that 'Golden thing' you did, is this going to teach me how to do it?!
Sensei: *Saracasam* NO! IT DOESN'T TEACH YOU THE ART OF SPINJITZU!
Kai: So its called 'Spinjitzu'?
Sensei: *Saracasam* NO! IT TEACHES YOU HOW TO BE THE NEXT REBBECA BLACK!
Kai: Let's start this thing!
Sensei: Fine! *Starts course* Finish this course before I finish my tea, if you don't you 'll FAIL.
Kai: Alright! *Gets hit in the face by a mace*
Sensei: Your failure will be put on Youtube tomorrow. Since I finished my tea there's always TOMORROW!
Kai: Great.
Day 2
Sensei: ARE YOU READY TO SPIN?!
Kai: YES SENSEI! *Gets hit by rotating pillars*
Sensei: FAIL.
Day 3
Sensei: SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!
Kai: Alright! *Gets hit with an ax, pillar, dummy, and mace.
Sensei: OH SO FAIL! DO YOU KNOW MY FATHER'S WEIGHT WAS 55 TONS?! HE BEAT THE TRAINING COURSE IN 1 TRY WITHOUT UsING HIS FLABS!
Kai: I got to clear this course!
Sensei: YOU DON'T SAY?!
Day 4
Sensei: Please tell me you aren't going to fail.
Kai: Start it!
Sensei: Doing good so far. KICK UP THE JUICE! SING-A-LONG!
My Little Pony
My Little Pony
AH-AH-AH-AH-AH
Kai: NO! *Throws wooden sword at Sensei's teacup*
Sensei: YOU MISSED!
Kai: But I passed the course.
Sensei: True your last tast is tomorrow so go to sleep. LIKE A MAN!
Later on that night
Kai: *Brushing his teeth* Why do I have a feeling that someone's watching me? Is it Sensei? Sensei come out! *3 ninjas in black come out*
1 of them: Its RAPING TIME!
Kai: *High-pitched girl being murdered scream* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH!
"That was CERTAINLY child-friendly and the words of one of the ninjas in black are SURELY inspiring!"
Zane: We have 2 MORE BLOOPERS TO SHOW YOU!
Cole: We played New Super Mario Bros Wii AND Portal!
Jay: So stick around!
Kai: I have nothing corny to say.
Me: ON WITH THE BLOOPERS!
Ninjas play: New Super Mario Bros Wii!
Cole: So its obvious that I'M going to be Luigi.
Kai: Fine than I'll be Mario!
Cole: Good because Mario has flabs over his flabs anyway.
Kai's face: O.O"
Jay: I'll be the BLUE TOAD!
Zane: Then I'm the YELLOW TOAD!
Kai: Toads aren't that important!
Cole: YES THEY ARE! without toads who would be the guys that you can jump, wack, and stone?
Kai: What Mario game is that?
Cole, Zane, Jay: Super Mario 3D Land.
Kai: Ok! So let's start this game!
Cole: So there's Peach in her castle celebrating her birthday!
Jay: How old is Peach anyway?
Zane: She should be younger than the Mario bros.
Kai: They had Mario's 25th Anniversery 2 years ago but 2013 just started so I say 26.
Jay: Then how old are the Mario bros?
Cole: They're twins and have mustaces -Forgot how to spell it-. So 40's or something?
Zane: 27 at least! Jay: Let's go on with the game! Peach got captured!
All 4 of them: AGAIN!
Cole: She has 2 games that she kicks major ass in!
Jay: They are...
Zane and Cole: Super Smash Bros Series and Super Princess Peach.
Kai: You guys SURE know your games.
Cole: I'll NEVER FORGET Portal!
Zane: Why?
Kai and Jay: The Cake is a Lie.
Cole: Let's just play the game already! Kai press A so we can go to World 1-1!
Kai: Ok, are we getting the star coins?
Zane: My hardrive says that we should.
Cole: So we can get ALL of the levels for World 9!
Jay: True that! So get the ? BOX! Save me a power-up!
Cole: Kai GOOMBA!
Ka: Thanks for insulting me Cole! *Dies* HOW DID I...
Cole: I TOLD you there was a goomba. Plus Jay took 2 mushrooms instead of one.
Kai: JAY!
Jay: YOU PUNCHED THE ITEm BOX!
Kai: Somebody get me out of this bubble!
Zane: Kai we must go in that pipe to get the 1st star coin.
Kai: So you guys are going to leave me in this bubble?
All 3 of them: Yep!
Kai: But I'M Mario!
Zane: Their last name is Mario.
Jay Mario Mario and Luigi Mario?
Zane: Correct.
Cole: I got the star coin!
Jay: And the checkpoint!
Zane: Hit the box Jay.
Jay: NO I let Kai out!
Kai: HA! At least...you guys got the spinny aht thingys didn't you.
All of them: Yeah!
Zane: Jay get the secind star coin while I get the third.
Kai: 4th?
Cole: Sorry! 3 per level!
Kai: You guys are trolls!
Zane: The FLAG!
Cole: *Picks Kai up and throws him away from flag* 1UP!
Zane: 1UP
Jay: 1UP
Kai: 1 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jay: I like how you're right next to the flagpole and you're just standing there while we're doing our Course Clear dance!
Kai: I'll GET YOU GUYS!
Cole: You're TOO SLOW! We couldn't wait.
Zane: Next time we'll do World 1-2!
All of them: Bye!
Portal Time! Its short!
Kai: So I have to step on this red button to let you guys go, right?
Jay: Yep! Then we'll be able to get GLADoS!
Cole: She deserves her DEATH!
Zane: Because she said The Cake is the Lie that doesn't mean its true.
Cole: ZANE SHE SAID CAKE IS A LIE! SHE'S DEFECTIVE!
Kai: I'm on the button!
Zane: Alright! We made a Portal for you so just go through the blue one so we can defeat GLADoS.
Kai: Ok Zane. *Goes through Portal*
Cole: Ready guys?
Jay: Ready!
Zane: Ready.
Kai: READY!
*Game stops because Sensei unplugged it*
Cole: TAKE HIM ALIVE!
Sensei: Students STOP *Gets tackled by ninja*
GAME OVER!
Me: I hope you enjoyed these bloopers! Good night viewers! See you tomorrow!
Now taht I'm done 1 question
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Next chapter is about Skales!
Good night!