"Come sink into me and let me breathe you in. I'll be your gravity, you be my oxygen. So dig two graves 'cause when you die. I swear I'll be leaving by your side. So you can drag me through hell. If it meant I could hold your hand. I will follow you 'cause I'm under your spell. And you can throw me to the flames . I will follow you. So you can drag me through hell. If it meant I could hold your hand. Cause I'm under your spell. And you can throw me to the flames. I will follow you, I will follow you. I will follow you, I will follow you!"-Follow You by Bring Me The Horizon
Chapter 10: Prelims Part 2, Supreme Wolf Cannon, and The Realm of the Gods!
Naruto watching the battle was bored. So he pulled out his mother's sword and started trying to bond with it like he did with Alduin, Kubikiribocho and even his new sword he gained from his digivolution. It was called Grey Sword and damn if it wasn't powerful. It even taught him a new jutsu called Terra Force. It was like a super version of his Howling Thunder attack and the fact that his was blue made it even better. He was sad that Karin and Kin had to be taken to the safe house as he had wanted to show them his awesome moves.
Oh well he'd just have to settle for showing off for his Kurenai-hime and Yugao-chan and Anko-chan and maybe even Hana-chan. He then blinked as it was Neji versus Hinata. He hearing Shino trying to give Hinata to confidence to fight her dick of a cousin had an idea. Walking over he said "Oi Hinata."
All eyes moved to him. He reaching into the seal he had Yugao draw on him to contain his swords pulled out Alduin and said "I'm lending you Alduin to show that pompous ass of a cousin of yours what true power looks like."
Hinata with wide eyes gently accepted the blade and felt this wave of power hit her. Looking down at Alduin she looked up at Naruto and asked "Are you sure Naruto-kun?"
Naruto doing the good guy pose said "Yes as Alduin has already accepted you as another of his wielders."
He then walked back over to his spot and leaned over the railings. Hinata now having the backing of her entire team and her former crush walked down the stairs with confidence. Neji snorting said "You should have just given up failure as even with that sword you cannot hope to defeat me."
Hinata unconsciously growled and said "You fucking talk too much. Shut up and fight you filthy milk drinker."
Eyes widened and Naruto said "Holy shit Alduin must really like Hinata-chan if he's already talking to her."
Everyone blinked hearing him say this and Kurenai asked "What do you mean Naruto-kun?"
He blushing said "Well Alduin isn't really a normal sword. It has the soul of an ancient and powerful dragon inside of it."
All eyes widened and Yugao with stars for eyes asked "Are you telling me that your sword is sentient?"
Naruto nodded and said "Yeah, actually all of my swords are sentient."
Yugao started to drool hearing this as she purred "Naruto-kun!~"
Naruto blushed and everyone blinked when Hinata cried out "Kenjutsu: Roar of the World Eater Jutsu!"
Naruto beamed when Neji was literally slammed into the wall from a massive gust of wind that the distinct roar of a dragon could be heard. Everyone else gasped as this was amazing. Hinata glaring at Neji with her Byakugan activated said "No more games. It's time I showed you that fate does not exist."
She then lifting Alduin up high shut her eyes and said "Kenjutsu: Wrath of the World Eater Jutsu!"
She then swung down and everyone gasped as the ground literally split as a huge wave of destructive chakra charged towards Neji. Neji was hit directly by the attack and his screams hit the room. When his screams stopped jaws dropped as Neji was still in the wall but unconscious. Hiashi with wide eyes asked "How powerful is that damn sword?"
Yugao now once again drooling said "Winner by knockout Hinata Hyuga."
Hinata beaming skipped up the steps and handed Alduin back to Naruto but not before thanking them both. Naruto waived her thanks off saying she would do the same for him. The next match was Lee versus Gaara and Naruto said "Alright you bushy browed freak. Kick that insomniac's ass."
Lee giving the thumbs up said "Yosh I will do so Naruto-kun and if I cannot I will run 1,000 laps around Konoha using only my tongue."
Naruto waiving this off said "Dude talk is cheap and frankly I've got expensive taste so just do it already." (She-Venom "Better The Devil you know, than the devil you don't." Search The City song)
Lee burning with determination jumped down to the arena. The battle was good but ended with Gaara winning. Naruto glaring at the boy for crying to end Lee said "You just made my list you redheaded shithead."
Sarutobi hearing this knew that the suna jinchuriki was in for it now. Gaara giving Naruto a deranged smile said "I eagerly await our battle Uzumaki so that mother can bathe in your blood."
Naruto's response was to once again give Gaara the finger and say "Fuck you shithead."
He blinked when Shikamaru groaned. Turning to see why he laughed as apparently Shikamaru had to face Shino. This battle was kinda epic with both boys ending up knocking each other out. Naruto clapping as Shikamaru actually tried for once blinked as Chouji was now up against some random unimportant ninja and Chouji managed to win. Now it was finally time for Naruto to shine and he was against Kiba. Kiba knowing that Naruto was way stronger than before turned to Akamaru and asked "Are you ready for this buddy?"
Akamaru nodding barked loudly. Naruto handing almost all of his swords to Kurenai who was looking at him strangely said "I got some new things to try out, plus Kiba's a friend. I'm not gonna turn him into chunks of fresh meat."
Kurenai and the others hearing this smiled, while Kiba said "You'd better use at least one of your swords."
Naruto nodding said "I am and I'm using Shinku Kyūketsuki."
A lot of eyes widened hearing this and Yugao with wide eyes asked "How do you have that sword?"
Naruto removing said weapon from his seal and attaching it to his waist said "Kaa-chan took the Kusanagi and gave it back to Amaterasu-san and gave me her sword saying that she was my birthright."
Yugao hearing this blinked and asked "You talked to your mom?"
Naruto nodding as he was now on the arena floor said "She talks to me all the time, though most of the time it's in riddles and cryptic messages. It's still nice to hear her voice though."
Kiba also down on the field popped his joints and said "Don't hold back Naruto because we're not."
Naruto huffing said "If don't hold back Kiba I may kill you and I'm kinda trying to date your sexy older sister and killing you doesn't seem productive."
Kiba growling said "Shut up Naruto, my sister is not sexy and she annoying."
Naruto scratching his chin said "No I'm pretty damn sure she's like a 25.5 out of 30 on the hot to crazy scale."
He ignored how every single female awake blinked while most of the males, including the returned Kakashi nodded. Kiba making a disgusted face said "My sister isn't even on that damn scale. Now Kurenai-sensei, Yoshino-san, even that crazy snake lady that was the examiner for the second exam are without a doubt on that scale."
Naruto nodding sagely said "Kurenai-hime is thankfully a safe 20.4 and that's how I hope it stays. Anko-chan is dangerously close to the 30 point with a 28.9 being her current score. Yugao-sensei is also teetering dangerously close to 30 points as she's at 28.3."
Yugao and Anko blinked hearing this and made a note to ask Naruto about this scale. Yugao coughed and asked "Are you both ready?"
Naruto nodded and said "Hell yeah I'm Yugao-sensei."
Kiba nodded and said "Let's do this."
Yugao then started the match and Naruto started blurring through handsigns. Landing on rabbit he said "Hyōton: Breath of the Frozen Goddess Jutsu!"
Kiba gained wide eyes when the very battlefield turned into a winter wonderland. Yugao used to Naruto doing his ice jutsu was a little turned on as this jutsu was once just a small little slick of ice. Kiba shaking his head said "Damn Naruto this is one hell of a jutsu."
Naruto chuckled and said "You haven't seen nothing yet Kiba."
Naruto then vanished and the next thing anyone knew Kiba was sent tumbling towards the wall. Naruto appearing was in a crouched position as he was letting his new animals instincts guide his body. Kiba getting up and rubbing his jaw said "Damn I need to get serious."
He then took off on all fours to engage Naruto in combat. Pretty soon the two were locked in a deadly battle that had people holding onto their breath. Hana and Tsume were both watching this match closely, because if Naruto managed to defeat Kiba then he would prove himself worthy of being the mate of both the matriarch of the Inuzuka and the heiress of the Inuzuka clan. Kiba jumping back was now shirtless as it had been torn to shreds by Naruto. Naruto now had rips in his pants and a few slashes across his chest. Both boys smirked and Kiba asked "Ready Akamaru?"
Akamaru barked and Kiba tossed him a little red pill. Naruto was curious on what was about to happen until Akamaru turned red and jumped on Kiba's back. Kiba laughing said "Man Beast Clone Jutsu!"
Naruto whistled when there was now two Kiba instead of one. He then laughed and said "Alright Kiba since you're calling in Akamaru, I guess I can show you the defender of Justice."
He was then about to digivolve into Ōkamimon when Kushina said "Actually baby try digivolve into something else."
He blinked and said "Alright then."
He then surged his chakra through his body and felt the symbol on his forehead glow. Like in the forest of death he was consumed by a bright pillar of light and suddenly Kushina's voice could be heard saying "Warning Digivolution in Progress!"
Naruto's form then started to grown until he was a tall as the statue. In then reduced and the form started to gain some shape. This form to the shock of everyone but Kushina gained a feminine shape. The light then vanished and most of the males and several of the females had to pinch their noses to stop blood from flowing from it.
Standing where Naruto had been was a woman with long flowing crimson hair, that was hidden behind a mask that hid her eyes and much of her face. Not even her ears could be seen as this black mask/helmet hid them perfectly. She was dressed in a outfit that had a crimson bra holding her impressive bust back that lead to a black dress that left her stomach exposed and stopped at her thighs. Around her stomach was two black headbands. One being the konoha headband, while the other was the Uzushio headband. She had eight magnificent wings that illuminated the entire room with a golden glow. This woman stood at 7 feet 6 inches tall and radiated power.
Kushina's voice with a little pride said "Naruto digivolve into Crimson Angewomon, Embodiment of Love and Defender of the Heart!"
Kiba having heard the voice was drooling with hearts for eyes. Naruto in his new form wondered if his mom was being funny but blinked when she informed him that this form wasn't actually a champion but was indeed and ultimate. He was now impressed as he looked at the twin Kiba's and asked "How do you like my new form Kiba?"
Kiba with a goofy grin said "That's the hottest form I've ever seen."
Naruto rolling his eyes turned to Yugao and asked "What do you think sensei?"
Yugao with a professional face said "Naruto-kun if this weren't a battle I'd drag you into a private setting and show you what I think."
Naruto giggled as he could feel the love rolling off of Yugao, along with Kurenai, Anko and to his surprise he could even feel Kin and Karin's love for him. He then smiled at Kiba and said "Kiba I want you to come at me with everything you got, because I plan on testing the powers of this new form out on you."
Kiba hearing this giggled much like Jiraiya and said "You can test out your limits on me anytime baby."
Naruto rolled his eyes as it seems as Kiba was letting his perverted nature control him. Sighing he said "Oh well Kiba if you can't control your perverted nature I guess I won't get to test the limits of this transformation."
She lifting her head up unfolded her wings and lifted into the air. Raising her hand she surged her chakra forward. She closing her eyes said "Transcendent Winds!"
The Kiba's never saw it coming as they were literally ripped into the sky. Naruto wasn't done there. Everyone gasped when her sword transformed into a weapon shaped much like a blue Ōkamimon. She aiming this at the Kiba's said "With the love given to me by my lovely sensei, the kisses placed upon my lips by my Kurenai-hime and the unyielding love of my wonderful mother. You shall be defeated with this last move."
The cannon started to glow with a heavenly light, as Yugao's cheeks burned darkly and her heat started to palpitate. Kurenai gained a serene smile as Naruto in his new form had just acknowledged her love for him. Kushina/Ra was beaming and glowing as her precious child was using his power of love to use an attack. The eyes then appeared and glowed a bright purple. Aiming at Kiba she said "From the jaws of Garurumon. Supreme Wolf Cannon!"
With the loud howl of a wolf Kiba and the transformed Akamaru was hit with an attack that literally removed the hair off of Kiba and the fur off of Akamaru who transformed back. The two landed and everyone whistled at the power behind the attack. Naruto landing shook his head and said "Good thing I cut the power down a lot of those two would have died."
Eyes widened hearing this and Yugao declaring Naruto the winner asked "Are you telling me that was toned down?"
Naruto reverting back to normal and blinking as the headbands remained said "Yeah both of those attacks were toned down. Transcendent Winds would have ripped this tower from the ground and sent it hurtling into the sky if I had used it all full power. Supreme Wolf Cannon is literally a bijuu bomb level attack but I toned it down until it was as powerful as the 4th's Rasengan."
Jaws dropped hearing this and the hidden Orochimaru knew he needed to send Guren, Tayuya and that girl the Fuma clan sent him from destroying them. Sasame Fūma to either seduce or kill Naruto, because his plans were screwed if the brat was allowed to participate. Yugao was smiling on the outside, but on the inside she was making plans to seduce Naruto into teaching his sexy sensei/girlfriend some of his awesome jutsu. Kurenai shook her head knowing that if her man kept doing things like this he was gonna skip right past chunin and land himself in the kage seat.
Sarutobi chuckled as the civilian councilors looked like they had just swallowed several lemons and he didn't blame them. Naruto had just admitted to having access to a bijuu bomb level attack. He coughed reminding Yugao of her obligations. Yugao nodding said "Alright all of the previous winners please come down."
Everyone did so, with Temari trying to play cute with Naruto. He easily ignored her as he talked with Hinata. Yugao getting all of their attention explained that they had a month to prepare for the finals and that they would be using numbers to set up matches. Naruto reaching into the box pulled out a 4. He blinked as this meant he was facing Gaara. Sasuke-teme was up against Hinata. Temari was against Chouji, while Kankuro had a free pass. Snorting he blinked when Sarutobi said "Train hard all of you. You're all dismissed."
As soon as the words left his mouth, Yugao grabbed Naruto and vanished, along with Kurenai and Anko. Sarutobi chuckled as he was once again hit with a wave of pride. His grandson was such the man.
Naruto finding himself in his home yawned and was about to go take a nap, when he found arms wrapped around him and a pair of nice and large breast pressed to his back. He then feeling hot breath on his neck blushed when Yugao said "Naruto-kun your sensei has a reward to give you for passing the first, second and getting past the prelims."
Naruto's blush increased when Anko appeared wearing a very small bikini and said "Naruto-kun sexy lady has something to give you."
Naruto gulped and then knew he was doomed when Kurenai appearing in her new form with a hungry look in her eyes said "We're about to rock your world Naruto-kun."
Naruto groaned knowing that he was about to get a lot more tired. His eyes widened when Karin and Kin walked in wearing maid outfits and said "Us too Naruto-sama/kun."
Naruto looking up sent a prayer to his mom and his ancestor Susanoo to save him. Ra/Kushina giggling at her babies predicament blinked when Susanoo held up an orb and said "I've been meaning to help this girl out."
Kushina's eyes widened when Susanoo sent the orb to the earth and turned to the view what would happen. Naruto being pulled towards the master bedroom blinked when a very loud crash could be heard from outside. Getting himself free and ignoring the women he rushed outside to see what had crashed. His eyes widened spotting the smoking body of a woman. He ignoring the screams of the females from the inside rushed to the girl's side. His eyes widened finding a woman appearing to be in her early 20's with long brown hair, tan skin and a gorgeous frame. She was dressed in a black skintight outfit that hugged her frame in all the right places. Naruto shaking her gently asked "Hey are you alright."
She didn't answer but did groan out "No don't leave me."
Sighing Naruto decided to carry the girl inside as the council would just kill her and he wasn't down with that. Lifting up her bridal style he carried her inside and gently set her down in one of the guest rooms. He walking out and closing the door softly looked at Karin and asked "How good are you at healing?"
Karin didn't answer she just walked into the room and Naruto could feel chakra being used. She coming back out 10 minutes later said "I healed the damage I could find and she should be fine now."
Naruto nodded but gained wide eyes when the girls started to once again pull him to the master bedroom. He asked "What the hell?"
Kurenai said "We said we're going to rock your world and that's exactly what we're going to do."
Naruto hearing this whimpered as he was drug into the room and heard the door lock and felt the seals go up. He whimpered when Kurenai tossed him to the bed and all of the females were naked. He then heard the Kyuubi wish him good luck as not even it was this foolish in trying to take on that many horny vixens at one time. Naruto shutting his eyes sent a little prayer to his mom asking her to give him strength.
2 days later and the woman sat up quickly and screamed "Don't do it Jubilee."
She then realized she wasn't in the X-mansion anymore. Looking around she was instantly on guard as this place was unfamiliar. She summoning her twin claws got out of the bed and blinked realizing she wasn't in her normal clothes. Looking down she could see that she was in a kimono. This got her thinking maybe she was in Japan as they were known to wear kimono's. She blinked hearing someone groan just outside of the door. Slowly opening it she blinked spotting a 12 year old boy with shoulder length red and black hair without a shirt and covered in bruises.
Naruto having just finished a sparring session with the transformed Yugao wondered what the hell was going on. All of the females he had sex with the other day had transformed, except Kurenai as she had already been transformed. He had asked his mom what was going on and she'd tell him once his guest woke up and explained what was going on with her.
Since then his growing harem had been taking up his time with Karin doing so by constantly trying to get in his pants. Kurenai had been getting him to help her with her new attacks, mainly the ones involving plants. Anko had been getting him to teach her some new jutsu and he had obliged and help her create new ones. Kin had been demanding to listen to music and for him to be the subject to some music based attacks. Naruto's ears were still ringing from her Hard Rock attack. Yugao had instantly wanted more Kenjutsu training and jutsu. He couldn't deny any of the request, well Karin's, but he mostly did that because he needed to train for the finals.
He then titled his head to the side as a blade tried to stab him in the neck. He cutting is eyes to the awake girl said "I would ask why did you just try to kill me, but you just woke up in a dimension you're not familiar with and a place most likely foreign to you. So instead I'll ask for your name?"
The girl wondering how Naruto had dodged growled out "Laura Kinney."
Naruto nodding said "Now I'd suggest you calm down before one of the 5 females behind you gut you like a greased pig two days before thanksgiving."
Laura blinking gained wide eyes as five scents was indeed behind her. She was about to move when a blade was held to her throat and a pissed Yugao hissed "You'd better listen to Naruto-koi or you'll be loosing your head Laura-san."
Laura sighing took a seat across from Naruto and blinked as the five females sat down. Kurenai dressed in a loose kimono with hole cut out so her bulb could be free folded her arms under her sizeable bosom and said "Now explain Laura-san."
Laura sighed deeply and then explained her story. By the time she was finished, most of the girls were crying with Karin sniffling into Naruto's shirt. Naruto wondered how this was possible but trying to soothe her anyway said "Okay that's the second most fucked up story I have ever heard, and ironically I've heard a lot of fucked up shit in my life."
Laura quirking an eyebrow asked "How is that possible when you're 12?"
Naruto huffing said "This is the world of ninja and kunoichi were giant beats known as bijuu are sealed into innocent children without their consent and the children are treated like the demons. I've seen fucked up shit, I've heard fucked up shit and I've done fucked up shit."
He leaning back said "But through it all I'm still Naruto Uzumaki son of Ra and the person who is going to change this world for the better."
Karin nodding said "Yeah Naruto-kun is gonna change the world for the better."
Kin nodded and said "Naruto-sama is going to set this world on fire and all that practice evil will burn."
Kurenai, Anko and Yugao giggled and asked "You two do realize that Naruto-koi has to become Hokage before he can do any of that?"
Naruto nodded and blinked when the entire room glowed. Everyone in the room then vanished in a flash of golden light.
They all appeared in Kushina's realm of the gods. Naruto blinking several times asked "Alright that was cool."
Kushina giggling said "I'm glad you think that Sochi as this is partly your home."
Naruto hearing the voice of his mom, turned into a rocket as he glomped her. She accepting his glomp nuzzled his head and said "My precious little Pharaoh."
Naruto staid like this for a little while before seperating and asking "Now will you explain to me what in the nine fluffy tails of the Kyuubi is going on?"
Kushina nodding pulled Naruto down to her lap and to his shock shifted into her godly form now being much larger than before. She motioning for everyone to take a seat started to play with Naruto's hair as she said "Alright as you know Sochi you are my child and the ultimate pokegirl. This makes you the first ever successful Pokéboy and the first child to ever be born from a legendary pokegirl. Which is by all right's and purposes impossible, but I was never one for staying in the lines of possible and impossible and I have the feeling my child is following nicely in my footsteps."
Naruto nodded to this. She continued with "Now because of this you Naru-chan have the inherit ability to transform his lovers and those in his harem into a pokegirl. Not just any normal pokegirl mind you. No when a woman is transformed in this way she becomes a new breed of the specific pokegirl she transform into."
Naruto and the others blinked and Naruto asked "So what kind of pokegirls are they?"
Kushina looking down at him said "Reach into your front pocket."
He blinked but did as she asked. He feeling a cool metallic something in his pocket pulled whatever it was out. He found himself holding an orange and black metallic rectangle. He curious opened it and gained wide eyes when his mom's voice, but with a metallic sound said "Pokédex opened. Welcome Naruto Uzumaki, Modern day Pharaoh and son of legendary pokegirl Whore-Oh. I am your pokedex, Kushina Uzumaki. I will be providing you info on pokegirls and any thing else you need."
Naruto with wide eyes looked at his mom with wide eyes and asked "What the heck and why would I need one of whatever this thing is?"
Kushina giggled and said "It's called a pokédex and tamers in the pokegirl dimension/world use it to scan pokegirls to find out their power and species. You're gonna need one of these because I'm sending you and your harem so far to the pokegirl world where you will train and add onto your harem. Now press the green button."
Naruto stunned pressed the green button. The Pokédex hummed as it said "Name Naruko Uzumaki. Hometown: Konohagakure no Sato of dimension 232. Harem: N/A. Parents :Minato Namikaze and Whore-Oh. Status: Active. Age: Irrelevant as will transcend into godhood and become legendary. Skills: Many. All other info has been declared classified."
Naruto blinked and asked "Uh mom what's a tamer and why is my info classified?"
Kushina said "A tamer is a person whose primary job is to make sure that the Feral Pokegirls of the world don't finish what Sukebe tried to do. In order to do this, they must "Tame" other Pokegirls to fight for them, as the only effective way to fight a Pokegirl is with another Pokegirl. In order for a Tamer to be official, they must pass a somewhat easy test to gain their basic license. In order to have more then six pokegirls a tamer must pass a more advanced test for a storage license. I already did this test for you along with the Storage license test. Your pocket is a pocket dimension that has all of the items you need including 1 million pokeballs of all types, colors and strengths, potions, books and even a healing machine."
Naruto hearing this blinked and asked "What does tame mean?"
Kushina giggled and said "It means to have sex with baby."
Naruto hearing this turned really dark from the blush on his face. Laura confused asked "Why am I here?"
Kushina looking at her eye smiled and said "You are going to be my baby's first pokegirl, or his starter pokegirl?"
Laura screamed "WHAT?"
Naruto shaking his head said "Mom I just met her, there's no way in saint peter's name I'm agreeing to that."
Laura nodded. Kushina rolling her eyes said "Don't worry as I'm not sending you there instantly. No I'm going to train all of you here for a while and don't worry about time as time in the realm of the gods moves much different then the realm of the mortals."
Naruto blinked and asked "How much different?"
Kushina giggled and said "I could train all 7 of you for 16 years in the realm of the gods, when in the mortal realm it would only be one month."
All eyes widened and Yugao quickly realized that this place could make them legendary. Naruto also realizing this started to cackle evilly. Kushina giggled and said "So yes I'm not gonna force you two together instantly, I'm gonna let you build romantic bonds through the absolute torture I'm gonna put your through."
Naruto blinked and asked "Kaa-chan you said torture when you meant training right?"
It was her turn to cackle with evilly. Naruto turned so white he was making Orochimaru look tan as he had the feeling he was about to be in for a world of pain.
Hello governor it's themightyshevenom13 here with the 10th chapter of Son Of Ra! This chapter is the 2ñd part of the prelims. In this chapter everyone learns of Naruto's sentient blades and Hinata reacts to The World-Eaters presence. We also one of Naruto's main ultimate digivolutions. Crimson Angewomon, embodiment of Love and defender of the heart. I made this form basically as a tip of the hat to both Kushina and Angewomon. Oh and since this is the 10th chapter here's a bonus scene for you guys. It's Naruto's first unofficial date with Yūgao. There's gonna be a song in it. So do review and let me know how you feel. Also our first guest female from another dimension and it's X-23 or Laura Kinney.
Naruto was nervous as shit as after his training session with Yūgao she had asked him to go to the bar she and her friends hung out at. Naruto had wanted to turn her down and go take a nice hot shower, but she had given him those damn puppy dog eyes. He had folded like an accordion. He had accepted and went home. It was here that he took a shower and got dressed in the fancy clothes Kurenai and Ayame had forced him to buy. He even put his hair into a loose ponytail. Looking in the mirror he blinked when his mom appeared and started putting things on him. He grabbing the golden ankh she was about to put around his neck asked "What are you doing?"
Kushina giggled and said "Making sure you look your best for your date with Yūgao."
Naruto blinked and asked "What makes you think this is a date?"
She placing twin golden earrings in his ears said "I'm your mother my little pharoah and I know when little queens are interested in you."
She smiling as he looked as royal as She wanted him to look said "Now go to your date and sweep your purple haired queen off of her feet."
She then vanished leaving a sweat dropping Naruto who grabbed his guitar and said "This is weird and for some reason I don't have a single feeling about this."
Yūgao sitting in the bar with Anko, Hana and Kurenai was looking for Naruto who was supposed to be here by now. Kurenai taking a sip of her drink said "Relax Yūgao he'll be here in a little bit."
Anko downing her saucer of sake said "I don't see why you invited him to ladies night anyway."
Hana nodding said "Yeah this out bi-weekly night were we get drunk and talk about our troubles."
Yūgao said "Because Nai-chan invited us into his harem and the only one who has gotten a date from him is Nai-chan."
Kurenai nodded as Yūgao was correct. All four females groaned as a familiar but annoying green wearing nutcase walked I with Kakashi and Asuma. Asuma spotting Kurenai smiled and said "Hey Kurenai."
She was about to tell him to buzz off when Naruto walked into the bar looking rather aggravated. Yūgao spotting him waived and said "Over here Naruto-kun!"
He walking over to the group sat down and said "Troublesome fans."
Kurenai spotting his attire asked "Why so fancy Naruto-kun?"
He scratching his head said "Kaa-chan dressed me like this and even made me wear the fancy earrings."
Yūgao beaming said "You look wonderful Naruto-kun!"
He shrugged and asked "What am I gonna drink here?"
Anko setting a saucer of sake down said "This!"
Naruto looking at it slid it to back to her and said "That's more your style foxy Snake lady."
She smiling drunkenly accepts the sake and says "Thanks Naruto-kun. Such a gentleman!"
Hana giving him a cup of tea said "Here Naruto-kun."
He accepting the tea downed if in one and asked "So why am I here?"
Kurenai said "It's ladies night and we wanted our man to hang out with us!"
Naruto hearing this nodded and said "Since I get the feeling I'm gonna be here for a while." Yūgao nodded and said "We're gonna be here until the bar closed for the night."
Naruto groaned and asked "How many of you are hopeless drunks?"
All four females raised their hands and Naruto's eyebrows started twitching as he said "Troublesome!"
4 hours later Naruto and three clones could be seen leading the four waisted females to their homes. Naruto with a the plastered Yūgao leaning on him said "Come on Yūgao-sensei let's get you home."
Yūgao giggling said "I don't wanna go home unless it's with you Naruto-kun!"
Naruto sweat dropped and tried to lead her to her apartment. It didn't work as she kept dragging her feet and insisting they go to his place. Naruto signing decided to just give in to her demands. Walking her to his home, he sweat dropped spotting his clones leading the others into his home also. Shaking his head he carried Yūgao into his home and tried to force her to sleep in one of his guest rooms. She refused and demanded he let her sleep in his bed. He sighed once more and carried her into his room. His sweat drop grew spotting the three kunoichi asleep in his bed. Shaking his head he laid her down beside the trembling Anko. He leaning over to figure out why she was trembling heard her start whimpering about someone abandoning her. He smiled when the others tried to comfort her with hugs. This proved that even in their sleep they cared for each other. Scratch that Yūgao was still awake as She said "Play a song for us Naruto-kun!"
He nodding created some clones who gathered around the bed. He then pulling out his guitar scrolled through the songs in his head. He finding one said "Here you go Yūgao-chan!"
"What are we good for? I think you know
What are we good for? I think you know
In seven years only one goodbye that meant much to me
Down and out and I'm Fading fast, I can't keep it all together.
If every fairy tale could thread the knot and take me here to there
Or grab my hand and tell me what's the difference between.
Heaven and Hell
'Cause I can't tell
You'll be my angel through it all
Dressed as a girl,
You'll be part of this world
We'll love like fools again
I wanna thank you for your card,
'Cause Hallmark says it all
I'm sorry if I keep on trying to forget
If you really love me then write about.
How you never wanna live without
This broken boy who keeps on trying to forget.
Looks a lot like home!
A better place to be,
A terrifying feeling, I can't see you
We're always off and then on again
They say that I might be cursed for a while
And I feel it setting in. It's in my head again.
Watch me forget my life.
How does it feel when you're all alone,
I won't answer when you call.
You don't wanna hear the things I think about,
The things I can't Live without.
I wanna thank you for your card,
'Cause silence says it all
I'm sorry if I keep on trying to forget
If you really love me then write about
How you never wanna live without.
This broken boy who keeps on trying to forget.
I'm trying to find my way home.
Well, there's nothing worse than walking by myself.
For I'm tired of believing we could ever heal these broken dreams.
When you're still sleeping in someone else's bed.
I wanna thank you for your card,
'Cause nothing says it all
I'm sorry if keep on trying to forget.
If you really love me then writewrite about
How you never wanna live without
This Georgia boy who keeps on trying to forget.
What are we good for? I think you know
What are we good for? I think you know
What are we good for? I think you know
What are we good for? I think you know!"
Naruto finished with his song looked down at his harem and smiled as they were all peacefully sleeping cuddled up in one ball. He covering them with his blanket gently said "Goodnight my sweet queens may you have sweet dreams, as my love for you comforts you like a mother's love." He then walked out of the room to find a room to get some sleep in. He missed Kushina appearing with a camera with the brightest smile on her face and proud tears pouring down her face.