Guan Xing,
I feel that you should keep an eye on your sister because I have no intention of being with her in any way.
Xu Shu
After reading the letter seeing the parcel with pictures of Guan Yinping naked, Xu Shu immediately threw the parcel out the window and it hit Guo Jia unconscious as he was coming back to pick up his son.
Guan Yinping,
It's not that I like hentai. It was just a phase I went through in college.
Xu Shu
Xiahou Dun,
Sure where do I sign?
Xu Shu
Seeing the packaged iPod was from Sun Ce he threw it out the window hitting Guo Jia after he got up and he fell unconscious again.
Ma Chao,
Don't worry I already through it out the window. Plus I know better then to accept gifts from Sun Ce
Xu Shu
Ma Dai,
Is Wang Yi pregnant?
Xu Shu
Xu Shu,
Not that I've seen but I'll let you know.
Ma Dai
Guo Jia,
Those parcels came from my room? Sorry about that.
Xu Shu
Guo Jia,
You're going to open them. Oh don't do it.
Xu Shu
Guo Jia,
Oh my god.
Xu Shu
Guo Jia,
She's like 17 and you like the music, seriously? Plus you're married.
Xu Shu
Guo Jia,
Exactly.
Xu Shu
Guo Jia,
Just come and pick up your kid.
Xu Shu
Nemesis Death,
Oh yeah I remember you. I don't know who can train you but I'll tell Cao Cao.
Xu Shu
Wildcat,
I don't specialize in that. Ask Sima Yi or Xiahou Dun.
Xu Shu
Captian Asshole,
I don't know what I'm going to do with guns and I don't know anything about Lu Lingqi's relationship status.
Xu Shu
P.S What's an exo suit?
Ling Tong,
But Sima Yi is married. (I thought Zhang He was bi)
Xu Shu
P.S Are you still wearing red? I said you couldn't do that and it's Xu Shu
Guan Yinping,
How did you get in here?
Xu Shu
Liu Bei,
Or else what?
Xu Shu
Xun Yu,
Then why ask me the question if you don't have a time machine you *bleepbleepbleep*
Xu Shu
Xun Yu,
Sorry. I just had to blow off some steam.
Xu Shu
Xu Shu heard a knock on the door, he walked over to open it and saw Guo Jia with two large lumps on his head. Xu Shu was doing his best to contain his laughter. "Is Guo Yi here?" Guo Jia asked. "Yeah let me just get him." Xu Shu replied trying to keep a straight face. He fetched Guo Yi and returned to Guo Jia.
"Thanks I knew I could trust you with babysitting."
"Oh yeah definitely." Xu Shu said slightly snickering.
Guo Jia was confused by his behavior "Ok bye."
When the door closed, Xu Shu laughed really hard. His stomach hurt and he started to cry. "Oh this made my day!"
He heard another knock on the door and he got up and opened it. Guan Yinping barged in and tackled Xu Shu. "I knew I'd find you here." she said. Xu Shu was panicking and couldn't move. She was really strong. She kissed him at at instant and then Wang Yi walked in, "Get your hands off my Xu Shu!" she yelled. She immediately took Guan Yinping off of Xu Shu and he crawled to the door that lead to Yue Jin and Li Dian's room. They both walked in and saw the little scuffle. They both pulled Xu Shu into their room.
Xu Shu sat there wide eyed and in disbelief. "Hey? Are you okay?" Li Dian asked."I kissed a little girl." Xu Shu said. "What do you mean? What happened?" Yue Jin asked. "Guan Yinping came in." Xu Shu replied.
"Wait listen...I think they're done." Li Dian said.
"Yeah but one of those crazy bitches are sill standing." Xu Shu said.
"Okay Xu Shu. We'll do this together." Yue Jin added. Xu Shu stood up
Li Dian started to count "On 3. 1...2...3"
The three barged into Xu Shu's room. It was a big mess and Guan Yinping was lying on the floor with her eyes closed. Yue Jin and Li Dian shielded Xu Shu from Wang Yi. "Is she dead?" Yue Jin asked. "No she's just unconscious." Wang Yi said.
"Alright we got to send her back to Shu." said Li Dian.
"Yeah you two do that. Me and Xu Shu have unfinished business." Wang Yi said putting her hand on the wall behind Xu Shu.
"Hey guys what's all the commotion." It was Zhao Ang and stopped dead in his tracks when he saw Wang Yi and Xu Shu. Li Dian punched him in the face knocking him cold.
"What?"