Note: I have a new writing style- I no longer do a half-butted job!

Heroes

Wade

Wide

Sheldon

Booker

Hobbes

Big Bads

Roy

Teddy

Calvin

G Crew

Jason

Paige

Arlene

Odie

Normal

Arlene looked up. The Great Clock.

Normal: Come on. The ones after the first four sucked. Would you play R&C: A41?

Arlene: Must admit not.

Normal: R:G/DL?

Arlene: Sure.

Normal: R&C?

Arlene: Ratchet and Clank 1? Ah, heyah.

Wide: So what's the equalizer?

Arlene: You gotta bring this place down.

Wide: Okay. I'll start in this room.

Wide opened the door and found a little robot next to a puddle of what appeared to be purple soda. He stuffed the can into the robot's mouth and strapped him into the rover attached to a rocket in the courtyard. They climbed into the escape pod and Wide sniped down the rocket with the Blaster, blowing it up. suddenly linear time becomes true.

Arlene: Check.

Arlene: Okay, since you are out, Nermal, you get to stay in the show if you win. 'kay?

Nermal: Okay.

Arlene: Take the Pyrocitor. You and Wide must know: I am the product of Ares and Nemesis, God of war and goddess of revenge. Naturally, I would do this.

Arlene floats up into the air and levitates Jason and Paige in telepathic chokeholds. She clenches her hand, flaming Jason and turning him into dust, banishing him from the Garfield universe.

Arlene: Paige, I edited EVERYTHING except the borders out of the comic. Any last words before facing an eternity with Jason, only existing in a few minds and fan arts and parody comics and fan comics and... well?

Paige: I-

Arlene sets fire to Paige's hair. It quickly engulfs her, rubbing her out of the Garfield existence. Then Garfield shows up.

Garfield: Did I ever tell you how I own custom-made twin Desert Eagles?

Garfield sheds a single tear as he guns down his girlfriend. Enter Jon.

Jon: You fool. You have only made me stronger. I am Arlina, lost goddess of fury.

All: We will find you and we will kill you!

Garfield: listen up! Every day, we do a challenge. the winner lives another day. then we vote. the person "Voted off" will be killed and sent to the FoxTrot universe with a magic drawing pen and whiteout bottle. At the end, I will sacrifice myself as me and the winner blow up this godforsaken universe for me to rebuild. The winner will get their prize in the FoxTrot universe, where it will be of use.

Garfield then shoots Booker and Calvin, each with one of his guns.

Garfield: Lucky punks.