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Magnus flipped over the page of his book and took a sip of his hot chocolate. He heard a knock at the door. 'What?'

'I'm bored.'

'I cannot do anything do about that, Al.' He heard the door open. Alex walked through his room and dropped on his bed. 'What are you doing?'

'Reading?'

'What book?'

'Jaws?'

'And?'

'I don't understand how a book about a flesh-eating shark can have more sexy scenes than most romance novels.' Alex didn't immediately answer.

'You know, I think the movie was also...' A loud, eery sound cut her off. Magnus looked up from his book. 'What's that?' he yelled. Alex had jumped from his bed.

'No idea, but it does not sound like a good thing.' The door flung open. T.J. stood in the doorway, with his gun. 'Has Ragnarok started?' Magnus looked around.

'No, I do not hear Heimdall's horn,' Alex answered. A red light filled the room. Alex, Magnus and T.J. walked out of Magnus' room. 'What do we do?' T.J. asked.

'Go down and ask what is going on, I guess? I mean, maybe this is one of Odin's ways to alert us all so we can watch one of his powerpoints?' Magnus answered. T.J. shrugged and walked towards the elevator. She pushed the button.

The doors did not open. T.J. banged on them. 'That will not help, T.J.'

'Then how do we get down?'

'The stairs?' Magnus suggested. Alex nodded. T.J.'s eyes got big.

'Are you two crazy?' Alex walked past them and opened the door towards the stairs. A cloud of dust got out. 'No?' she said, while stepping inside. Magnus stepped through the door as well. T.J. whimpered and joined them.

Immediately, he started running downstairs. 'T.J.! What are you doing?' Alex yelled, while trying to keep up. Magnus reached for his ears. The sound was less loud in the staircase. Yet, he heard something else, above him. It sounded like a thunderous storm. Suddenly, he realised why T.J. was running.

Just like T.J., he started bolting down the stairs. 'Alex! Run!' he yelled. Alex rolled her eyes, but she followed her floormates. 'Do we know where Halfborn and Mallory are?'

'They were at History Class To The Death, I believe,' T.J. answered. Magnus raised his eyebrows.

'Why would you do that of your own accord?'

'No idea,' T.J. answered.

Above them, the sound of thousands of feet got louder and louder. Magnus tried to run quicker. On his right, he saw a door flying open. The inhabitants of floor ten came bolting through the door. Ten floors to go, Magnus thought. He started running even quicker. Alex also seemed to have realised what was going on.

Together with floor ten (And the other floors that started to realise what was going on) they ran downstairs. As more and more people started to realise what was going on, the stairs got more and more crowded and the people started running quicker and quicker, they started to hear light screams here and there. Magnus pushed the girl who was running in front of him aside. She tried to bite him, but he ducked away.

He reached the dining hall in one piece. He could not find T.J. anywhere, but saw Alex's green hair somewhere in the crowd. The sound in the dining hall was ear-destroying. The red lights distracted him from everything else around him.

Three minutes later, the crowd of extremely confused einherjar started to get fussy. Here and there, fights broke loose. Magnus tried to find anybody he knew back, when suddenly the blaring alarm stopped. The einherjar looked around in the few seconds before Odin's' voice boomed through the speakers: 'Sorry for the hold up! Please pay attention to the PowerPoint!' A red PowerPoint popped up.

'This is a Fire Drill. You are all expected to go through the big doors to the left. Then, go to the bifrost and find your floormates. New instructions will follow!'

The big doors flew open. Magnus just started running, along with almost all of the other inhabitants of Hotel Valhalla. He didn't care about anybody else - he just tried not to get trampled by other people.

He got through the door. He almost couldn't make out where the bifrost was. 'How many people does this hotel house?' he muttered to himself.

'About 400.678,' a woman right next to him said. Magnus looked at her. She shrugged, before she got pushed away by a cloud of other people. Magnus slowly started to walk slower. He did not want to accidentally walk of the bifrost and plumb to his actual death.

Somewhere in the crowd, he spotted Halfborn (Who was rather tall and hard to miss). Magnus started to elbow his way through the thick crowd. Everytime he looked up to try and find Halfborn, the half-troll seemed to be in a different location. Magnus didn't even know if he was pushed around so much, Halfborn was pushed around so much, or if both of them were pushed around so much.

After at least twenty minutes, Magnus reached Halfborn. The half-troll was carrying around Mallory, which was not a bad idea considering what was going on. Magnus held on to his arm. 'Have you seen Alex?' Mallory shook her head.

'No. Maybe she got trampled.

'Alex? No way. I believe T.J. got trampled on the stairs, though.' Mallory shrugged.

'Oh well.'

Five minutes later, Alex appeared right next to them, while Heimdal appeared in front of the einherjar. 'Hello, if you are currently standing on the bifrost, that means that you have made it out alive and have successfully finished the fire drill! Congratulations!' Two metal detector portals appeared out of nowhere. 'Please all line up and step through these portals, so that we know who made it out alive and who needs a little more training!'

Magnus felt all of the hope for survival flowing out of his body, while all of the inhabitants started bolting to the metal portals. He heard Heimdal yelling at them to calm down and form a neat line.

Miraculously, they slowly did (Once Odin had joined Heimdal, that is). Yet, it was nearly 2 A.M. when Magnus got to pass through the portals. He did not know where the rest of his floormates were. Tired and hungry, he started slowly shuffling back to the hotel and into the elevator (Thank the gods that it worked again and that he did not need to climb nineteen floors). While still outside, he tried not to notice the slides they put up for floors forty and up (Seriously, why don't they have those things for the floors below that?).

He stepped onto his floor and slowly walked into his room. He dropped face-first on his bed. 'Muh... auw! Magnus!'

'Alex! What are you doing in my room!?'

'This is my room, thank you very much!' Magnus slowly looked around. He noticed some of Alex' stuff being scattered through the room. 'Oh shoot. Sorry, Al.' Alex pushed him away and rolled her eyes. 'Sleep tight.'

'Yeah, you too.'

He did sleep tight, until the alarm went off again. He had accidentally slept in his clothes. He jumped out of bed and dropped on the hallway floor. 'WHY?'

'Don't worry, einherjar! Only those who have not passed earlier are expected to go outside! The rest of you can go back to sleep!' a voice Magnus didn't even recognise yelled through the intercom. He looked up. He saw Alex, Mallory and Halfborn walking back into their rooms, looking annoyed and tired. T.J. was already standing by the door. He looked like he could scream (Which he did, while he ran down the stairs).

Magnus dragged himself back into his room and dropped onto his bed. The sound pounded on his ears, so loudly that he started to wonder if he was not dying. Luckily, the sound stopped quicker then before.

'I am glad to announce that everyone got through the fire drill this time!' The voice boomed through the speakers. 'And, eh, we just decided that all activities will be postponed today! Sleep tight! Good like that? No? Well, I do not...' the intercom stopped.

Magnus did not know how long he slept. He slowly got up. Immediately, Alex came bolting inside. 'Magnus! You are back!' Magnus blinked.

'Back?'

'Well, a few minutes after the fire drill, the alarms where put off. Four minutes later, we all noticed that some idiot dropped a match somewhere on floor eight hundred. They didn't get the alarms back on, but the voices started screaming again. You, uh... slept through it and the rest of us noticed when we are on the bifrost.' Magnus stared at her.

'Al...alright.' He hopped out of bed. 'Is there any breakfast.' Alex nodded.

'Yeah, we have some eggs and beacon for you.'

'Nice.'