About last year

by CelcoLevi2001

After Finding out that Dr Mephesto now has a time machine, Cartman decides to use it to tell his 8 year old self about an incident he's going to do at the prom, after being banned from entering Dr Mephesto's lab, Stan saves Wendy and others including Cartman from the burning school the next day. Cartman sneaks back in time again and breaks Stan and Wendy up, affecting his existance

10. Cartman talks to Kurt on phone

Cartman Residence, Cartman is searching his toy box for the book Kurt gave him, when he finds it, he stops on it, rips it up, and burns it in a fire. Next he is shown to walk up to Mr Mackey's house, knocking his door.

Mr Mackey: [opens door] Oh hello, Eric!

Cartman: Hi, can I speak to your nephew Kurt, please?

Mr Mackey: Kurt Mackey?

Cartman: Yes!

Mr Mackey: Um, Eric, he's in Nebraska

Cartman: Son of a Bitch!

Mr Mackey: Eric, is there a reason why you need to talk to him?

Cartman: Yes, a very important reason! [walks in to Mackey's house and uses Mr Mackey's phone]

Mr Mackey: Um, M'kay, why do you need to talk to him?

Cartman: What's his number?
Kurt Mackey's house in nebraska, a female Mackey answers the phone

Mrs Mackey: Hello, Liane Mackey speaking?

Cartman: Hi, can I speak to Kurt please?

Liane Mackey: Kurt, it's for you

Kurt Mackey: Oh really, who could it be? [takes phone, Liane Mackey leaves the room] Hello?

Cartman: You son of a bitch! Thanks to you, I got a year of detention!

Kurt Mackey: ...Do I know you?

Cartman: It's me, Eric Cartman! That kid you tricked into streaking off at the prom!

Kurt Mackey: ...Oh! Hey Eric, so how's the detention, M'kay?

Cartman: Kurt… I don't know who your parents are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills that I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you make my skewl forget about what I did, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for your parents, I will not pursue your parents. But if you don't, I will look for your parents, I will find them, I will kill them, and will feed them to you.

Kurt: ...I don't know what the hell you're talking about, but good luck! [hangs up]

Cartman: Oh, this isn't over Mackey!

Mr Mackey: Eric, can you just use your own phone, you're costing me!

Cartman: Mr Mackey, what's Kurt's favourite food?

Mr Mackey: Um… His favourite food is Pears, but he has to put on a leash when goes out because for the life of him, he can't stop eating Bolognaise!

Cartman: [walks outside and taps fingers] Excellent, If plan A fails, I can still go to plan B!