I'm back! (I bet you thought I had been turned into a vampire! Don't worry. If I ever turn into a vampire I will turn you too! ) This is my 10th chapter!

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Chapter 10: I really hate Bella Barbie

"Alice," Bella said slowly, dragging out the torture.

"I dare you to…" she smirked at me.

"DON'T SAY IT OUT LOUD! MY EARS WILL FALL OFF!" I started sobbing. Why was Bella so mean?
"What's wrong with her? Rosalie asked.

"I don't really know," said Emmett.

"Edward?" The whole family looked at Edward.

"She's seen the dare and it turns out Bella is showing a new leaf." Edward said shrugging.

"I DARE YOU TO," Bella said over the growing murmur. "Put all of your clothes and makeup into your closet, and then set it on fire." Bella crossed her arms over her chest and smiled as the Cullens patted her on the back.

"Never! You can't make me do that!" I collapsed on the carpet.

"Actually," smart-ass Edward interrupted. " Under rule 36 made up by you in 1937, if you have agreed to a dare before you hear it, it is your own fault if it is something you don't want to do and you have to suffer the consequences of your choices." I knew that rule would come back to get me.

"You know Bella," Emmett said. "I didn't think you had it in you! Bella is getting best dare of the night award. None of us have ever had the balls to make her do that. Although we've all thought it. Alice can be scary." I was now hyperventilating and in some state of muteness.

"Yeah," Esme interrupted. "What are we going to do with her? She's in shock or something. Can vampires even be in shock? Carlisle, you'd better help her."

"Okay." He said reluctantly. "Alice," he said to me softly. "I understand that this is traumatising to you, and there are millions of dollars worth or couture in your closet, but you need to take a deep breath, get up and complete the dare."

"Okay…" I said softly before realizing what I had said. "I mean no!"

"Do you need some help?" Bella asked. "Because I would willingly help you light the match and chuck it in." Bella laughed. I was really starting to hate the slag-bag.

"Actually, you can spare me the torture of having to do it myself. Come with me Bella."

"Edward has to come too, to make sure you're not hiding anything from getting burnt." Bella pouted a bit again at Edward.

"Okay." Edward sighed as we trudged towards the stairs. When we reached the stairs, I stopped still in my tracks.

"I can't do it! " I cried, collapsing at the base of the stairs. I really loved my clothes.

"Come on!" Bella sighed. "I'll carry you." Before I could protest I was being carried in Bella's arms and at vampire speed, I was in my bedroom facing my wardrobe holding a box of matches.

"Hey!" I protested. "How did I get up here so fast?" I didn't remember anything.

"When I picked you up you blacked out." Bella shrugged. "Now is all your stuff in your closet?"

"Yeah. It actually is." I was past the point of no return. Then I had the best thought. MAJOR SHOPPING TRIP! "But there is something I want to save."

I walked into my closet and started searching. It had to be somewhere. There was this time where Emmett went through a 'superhero' phase, and had made himself a spandex suit that was three sizes too small. Bella wouldn't want that burnt. I might even incarnate it…

"I'm back." I scooted out of the closet and stood in front of Bella.

"What do you have to save?" She asked sarcastically. I whispered in her ear and she laughed.

"Okay you can save that. Here's your match." She handed me the match which I set on fire and chucked into my closet barely caring anymore.

"Edward. Monitor the fire. When it's sufficiently burnt the stuff put it out."

Bella and I walked back down the stairs laughing. Oh yes, Emmett's superhero suit was getting a new life, but not necessarily with it's previous owner…

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