Sandy ran down a hallway of machines, sledgehammer in hand. It weighed her down, but she tried her best to run as fast as she could.

When she finally reached Bikini Bottom's oxygen processing machine, she opened up the front panel to read the screen. She didn't like what she read.

Carefully, she raised her sledgehammer high, and then brought it down on the machine, crushing the front of it. She kept thrusting the sledgehammer on the machine, finally abasing it into metal fragments. At least Bikini Bottom was safe for now, but she had to figure out what to do with Earl, he was too dangerous. She should've known.

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SpongeBob picked up his phone as soon as he heard it ring.

"Hello?" he said.

"SpongeBob I need you over here right now, it's an emergency" Sandy pleaded.

"Okay, I'm coming," SpongeBob started to call upstairs, "I'm going to Aunt Sandy's house real quick, okay?"

"Use a condom!"Isabel called back.

SpongeBob's attention was on Sandy again. "Is it bad?" he asked.

"Just come" she replied.

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SpongeBob followed Sandy into the kitchen, then, she showed him the pantry door.

"He's in there?" SpongeBob questioned.

"Yes."

"Sandy, why didn't you tell me about this earlier? I've could've called the police for you!"

"Ssh, don't talk so loud! You'll wake him up!" Sandy whispered.

"Sorry."

Sandy walked into the living room and turned the radio on, but kept it low. There was something about country music that always calmed her nerves.

Sandy dumped herself onto the couch, SpongeBob sat next to her, letting himself sink into the cushion as well.

"I don't know what I'm going to do" said Sandy.

"Just relax for a minute, and listen to the music Sandy" SpongeBob quieted her.

This was an epic moment, a turning point in the story. Because the song that was playing on the radio happened to be "Goodbye Earl", by the Dixie Chicks.

… And it didn't take 'em long to decide, that Earl had to die! Good bye Earl! Those black-eyed peas…

SpongeBob and Sandy were both overwhelmed by the song's lyrics.

They both looked at each other at the same time.

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Asked SpongeBob.

"Yes, I think I am" said Sandy.

That was that night that SpongeBob and Sandy made a life-changing decision.

They decided to murder Earl Torrence.

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SpongeBob and Sandy played it out well enough. Sandy let Earl out of the pantry the next day, and apologized for being so "foolish". Then she told him they would have a "special dinner" together. And SpongeBob would be the caterer.

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SpongeBob took the cooked patties and placed them on a tray, almost ready to be served. SpongeBob looked around to make sure no one was watching, and then took out a medium-sized bottle filled with gasoline, and started to pour it on the patties.

Now they were ready to be served.

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Earl ate his Krabby Patty even thought it seemed like the taste was a little off. Sandy settled for a salad (we know why) and watched Earl intently. SpongeBob hid in the closet, watching out with the door cracked a bit.

Suddenly, Earl started to choke violently. He begged Sandy to help him in between gasps, but she watched as he fell over onto the ground, dead.

SpongeBob came out of the closet (ha ha), and helped Sandy wrap him in tarp, and later on throw him in a far-away ditch.

They were finally rid of Earl… for now.