Chap 10
Christmas Deco. ERROR!
-----------------------------------------Christmas Eve!------------------------------------------------
Lavi: A SEASON OF GIVING!
Allen: yeah! Beats getting bashed by a psychotic Komorin IV!!!
Everyone except Scarlet and Saffy does an anime sweat drop
Saffy: Komorin IV?
Lavi: well that is a VERY scary robot that goes BESERK and TURNS PEOPLE INTO FOOD!!!
Saffy: eep!
"hey! Lavi! Saffy! Lets prank Kanda! PLEASE?" Scarlet whispered.
Lavi: your not serious. Are you?
Scarlet: WHY NOT?! Fine. Then I'll do it myself.
-she takes a pole and sneaks up on Kanda-
" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
" WHAT THE F-"
-xTHUDx-
-xCRASHx-
" AHHHHHHHHHHHHH SPARE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
" DROP DEAD!"
Lenalee: ALLEN! SAVE HER!
-pushes him into the room-
Scarlet makes it out "safely" and then:
" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
" What the hell are YOU doing here"
" WHO'S THAT "YOU"?!"
" JUST SHUT UP BEANSPROUT"
" SINCE WHEN DID YOU LEARN HOW TO TALK ENGLISH?!"
" WHATEVER!"
" WHAT?!"
Lenalee: I'll be right back
-door opens-
-xBANGx-
-xTHUDx-
"OUCH"
-xCLANGx-
-xTHUDx-
"Uhhh…"
Lenalee: now… peace and quiet…
Everyone sweat drops
Saffy: she's scary Lavi-kun!
Lavi: I know.
Scarlet: I think I should go check on them
Comes in to see a knocked out Allen-kun and a Kanda with his head and nose bleeding.
" this is all your fault." – points-
" its not!"
" IS TOO!"
" NOT!"
" WHATEVER!"
"LENALEE! KANDA-SAN IS BULLYING ME!"
Lenalee enters with her –X wait for it…X- CLIPBOARD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS!
Kanda: you know what. I think I call explain.. in technical terms…
Lenalee: its OVER Mister Know It All!
-xTHUDx-
"Uhhhh. The pain…"
Scarlet: Is he dead?
Lenalee: Not Possible
Scarlet: YOU SAVED ME LENALEE!!!
Lenalee: no problem! Let's go check on the two of them. I just hung up the mistletoe…
Scarlet: what the hell?
Both did an anime jaw drop.
Lavi and Saffy were KISSING each other.
Scarlet: SAFFY. STOP IT!
Lenalee: LAVI! YOU ARE SO DEAD YOU FLIRT!!!!
Back ground :
Get off her! I SAID
Lavi you get off her now. NOW I SAID
GET OFF YOU PERV! I AM CALLING THE COPS!
No don't!
You finally let go of her.
ACTIVATE!
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
-------------------------------------Fin! Happy Christmas!-------------------------------------------
Real Christmas is not here for them!
R&R