Moi: Okay, so I'm just going to randomly babble about schtuff for right now. Why? Well, all of my OCs, Max, and Ella have disappeared, and I can't find them anywhere. So, BEWARE: this chapter contains intense rambling.
Now, what should I ramble about first? Oh, yes... fanfiction! Well, how about I tell you how much of my fanfics I have planned out?
"Don't Ask, We're Probably On Drugs"
I don't think this fanfic could have planning. Whenever M.G and I write it, we just pretty much type whatever pops into our heads.
"IMing to the Maximum! Ride, of course"
Absolutely zero planning. If there were planning, it wouldn't be on hiatus, don'tcha think? However, I might make an outline for it, if only to help me get it off of hiatus...
"Matter over Mind"
This is one of my few "planned" fanfics. I do have a basic plan in my head, and there's that thing in italics at the start of the chapters. However, a lot of the time I kind of wing it (npi). Like, at the end of chapter 4, when Max talked about something that made her extremely happy even though she was thoroughly pissed off, I had no idea what it was.
"Nutty Is My Middle Name"
I honestly don't know how anyone could think this fanfic has planning.
"Ten Sure Ways to Get the MR Characters to Hate You" (AKA "Ten Sure Ways to Get the Maximum Ride Characters to Utterly Despise You")
Before I finished this fanfic, it did have planning, in a "I know I'm going to do the characters in this order" kind of way.
Originally, I wasn't planning on doing another fanfic until I'd finished Matter off, but since it's going to take twice as long to finish it now that I'm updating every other week, and IMing is on hiatus, I've decided that I might put another fanfic up.
I haven't decided which one I might be going to do yet, but I have, in total, THIRTY-EIGHT ytbp fanfics. Some of them are oneshots, yes, but that's still a lot.
One of the fanfics, "Merciless Sorrow" (which may or may not be retitled "Relentless Sorrow") is extremely planned out, and I know almost exactly what's going to happen. So that one might be the one I put up, all I have to do is finished writing the first chapter, since I already have the Prologue and Preface written. However, it is a Twific.
There's another TwixMRfic that I could put up, "Clinically Insane". In fact, I already have the first chapter of it written, but I don't think it's that good.
Then there's "When Worlds Collide". I have the first seven or so chapters planned out, though I only have parts one chapters one and four written. This one's a TwixMRfic.
A few others on my hard drive that I might be able to finish the first chapter of and put up are "Jealous Actions Reveal True Love", which is a MRfic I have a basic plan for, "No One Ever Dies in Our Family", a Twific that has absolutely no planning, "I Can't Let Him Go", another MRfic, but not that original, and it has almost zero planning, and... well, actually, that's it. Unless I use one of the ideas in my notebook that I haven't written yet...
However, I might not put up another fanfic, since I'm getting REALLY behind in schoolwork. If I only have to work on two fanfics, then I'll have much more time to work on the things that I'm required to do to pass eleventh grade.
So, really, I have no idea if I'm going to put another fanfic up. Once I finish Matter, I'll DEFINITELY put one up, if I haven't by then. However, the one I put up might be the sequel to Matter. So, yeah.
Okay, so I'm done rambling about that... and now, I shall list fifty useless facts!
1. I truly believe krill is yum yum yum.
2. The pen I'm currently using is green, and it has green ink
3. Two sets of my pajamas have bunnies on them
4. This Black Friday, I'm going to wake up around the time I normally go to bed at
5. My hair refuses to grow another six inches, like I want it to
6. One of my best friend's middle name and nickname was the last name of my history teacher last year
7. I own four cats
8. I used to have a rule about how I wouldn't read a book if it were a movie (Twilight got rid of that)
9. I ADORE espadrils
10. I have my 26-digit WPA key memorized
11. When my wireless is being annoying, I use the neighbors' wireless, which isn't password protected (in fact, I'm doing that right now)
12. I can never remember how to spell "espadril", which is in fact spelled "espadrille"
13. That's my favorite number!
14. One time, I dropped my cell phone in Wal-Mart, and the back cover popped off, and then the battery fell out
15. I used to have five fish, but they all died, and I only remember two of their names ("Sliver" who was silver, and "Angel" whose fin kept kept bigger while its body kept getting smaller)
16. Whenever Saint makes a reference to her beta fish, I think of a spellchecker
17. Sugar-free Red Bull is extremely sour, and tastes awesome (I have yet to try regular Red Bull)
18. Coffee = EW
19. It has taken me THREE YEARS to be able to do a roundoff correctly
20. 80 percent of what I eat for lunch is pizza-related (Pizza Rolls, Bagel Bites, Digiorno...)
21. Both "Vera" and "Amber" are character in Twilight, though extremely minor
22. My best friend of all time moved to Germany, and I haven't heard from her since :(
23. I can solve a Rubik's Cube in under two minutes
24. My favorite TV show of ALL TIME is FarScape
25. Chocolate was the greatest invention, EVER
26. I live in a mobile home
27. Whenever some site or other asked for my zip code, I used to give it to them, one digit off, until I realized that the zip code I was giving them was right next to my zip code, and in the exact same town
28. When I was three, I couldn't read aloud "up", but I could read aloud "insensitive"
29. I remember not remembering something that happened three seconds before the memory, and I have yet to remember what I didn't remember, but I still, surprisingly, remember not remembering, and I remember the event in general, as well
30. #29 made sense
31. I can never remember which way's left and which way's right (the only reason I'm saved is because I have a big scar on my left wrist, and I always remember that)
32. It turns out the great uncle I thought was dead isn't actually dead - they just think he's braindead
33. Electric blue is my favorite color, but I tell my mom it's still dark red, for fear of her getting me something cyan-colored
34. The college I'm going to go to is across the street from a hospital
35. This is my second favorite number!
36. I can say "s---" in three different languages, not counting English (French, Italian, and German)
37. I have a cousin named Jacob (Me: JACOB BLACK! OH EM SQUEE! GET BACK HERE! -chases- Jacob: -runs away- I'm your cousin, idiot, not some fictional werewolf! Me: -tackles- My fanfiction buddies will pay me large amounts of cash to send you to them... -evil laughter- Jacob: BUT I'M NOT JACOB BLACK! Me: Eh, who cares!? Jacob: -whimper-)
38. My mom can do the Vulcan nerve pinch, and it HURTS
39. Once, when I was angry, I actually broke my pen in half
40. I can count to thirty-nine in Spanish, and one hundred in French
41. My initials can be rearranged to spell "WAR"
42. If you Google "the answer to life, the universe, and everything", guess what you get?
43. Je peux parler français. Peut-être. Peut-aller, je ne peux pas parler français très bien. Je parle français malment. (Is that even a word!?)
44. For French2, I have to say/sing "Avignon" and "Alouette", and I accidentally found the piano music to both of them
45. I have two computer, a black PC and a white Mac, and they're both sitting on my bed right now, right next to each other
46. In the Mac widgets, I have three countdowns: Fang, New Moon, and Life4Fang Day
47. Paramore, Kelly Clarkson, and P!nk rock my socks, :)
48. I know what "antidisestablishmentarianism" means (It's easy once you figure out the "anti-" and "-dis-" cancel each other out, leaving you with "establishmentarianism")
49. I hate necklaces, but I love bracelets, anklets, earrings, and rings
50. As stated by Twifan21 on YouTube: "What's with the blue tint/The cast can't act for s---" I agree (talking about Twilight the movie, here...)
Okay, so I'm done with that... how many of you know what Life4Fang Day is? Not many, I'll bet, unless I've talked about it before... Okay, so here's a copy/paste from my profile about Life4Fang Day:
Okay, so have any of you heard of Life4Fang Day? Probably not. Let me explain, then.
Life4Fang Day, which is on October 31st, was created to keep James Patterson from killing Fang off in the Maximum Ride series. What we do is, quote from the creator of Life4Fang Day, Angel Ride's Ghost, "Same as Anti-Hardwicke day, but bigger. I'm gunna put it on Max-dan-wiz, Facebook, and you can put it on twitter. We will talk about it and I'm gunna form a group on facebook if I can figure out how. I'll probably google it. We will write stories about it, blog about it, twitter about it, wall-to-wall about it, and I'm gunna tell my friends who read MR. And, we can make Life4Fang t-shirts! because t-shirts are always fun to make -nodnod- oh, and it's going on FanFic, obviously."
So there you go. Spread the news, people, Life4Fang!
Personally, I'm going to write a oneshot, make T-shirts, posters, and YouTube videos, spam people, and other schtuff. LIFE4FANG DAY!
C'mon people, Life4Fang Day! Spread the news! Okay, so now that I'm done spamming you with that... here's a random music thing!
Stolen from Skittles! (Who stole it from Ashawee.)
Rules:
1. Put your music player on random.
2. Write down the first line of the first 20 songs that pop up.
3. Divide the poem into stanzas.
4. The first line of the 21st song is the title.
I Still Hear Your Voice When You Sleep Next to Me
Check it out
I've got a lot to say to you
When I come to the club, step aside
I'm gonna make it bend and break
Makin' my way downtown, walkin' fast
Man, it's a hot one
Tonight, I'm so alone
She lives in a fairytale
Lights go out, and I can't be saved
I'm through with standing in line to clubs I'll never get in
All day, staring at the ceiling
She's only known, heartache and pain
My tea's gone cold, I'm wonderin' why
I'm sitting in a room, made up of only big, white walls
Despite the lies that you're makin'
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
I hate, feelin' like this
Head underwater, and they tell me this breathe easy for a while
I, never cared too much for love
I guess I just lost my husband
Five buck says you recognized at least ONE of those song. I know Bre will recognize at least three of them. And Skittles will recognize at least three of them, as well. :)
Max: VERA!
Moi: Oh, lookie, someone decided to make an appearance... WHAT!?
Max: FIRE!
Moi: -facepalm- I do NOT want to know what they did this time... COMING! Guess I better post this now. See ya next week, peoples! -runs off-
Angel: MWA-HA-HA! MY EVIL PLOT TO CONQUER VERA'S FANFICS IS SUCCEED-
Chicago: -tackles Angel- Sorry, Angel's been acting... odd lately.
Angel: NO! Drat. -creepy voice- You will relea-
Chicago: -Vulcan nerve pinch-
Angel: -faints-
Chicago: I've got to thank Vera's mom for teaching me that. -walks off, dragging Angel behind her-