filler chapter
'funny one shots'
Disclaimer: I do not own Ao No Exorcist :)
Having a bit of writers block at the moment so struggling to write the next chapter, I know what I want to happen just can't put it into words so instead of leaving you guys with no updates I though I add this filler chapter with mini stories, plz don't hate me :) xx
anyway this is a contence if this chapter:
1) The return of Rin demon God of stupid
2) All comon sense and knowledge lost
The Return of Rin demon god of stupid
Yukio, Shura And the exwires stared in awe as a bright blue light emanated from the from the Gehenna gate in front of them, they had rushed over to the sight, of the reported massacre on Mephesto's orders, to be greeted by the many dead or unconscious body of Exorcist and a large Gehenna gate. From the said gate a familiar blue light and flame was shooting out of the bubbling black mass. Yukio swallowed this could only be one of two people creating the flame's his biological father Satan or his brother who had gone missing without a trace nearly 5 months ago, He was hoping it was Satan and that his brother wasn't responsible for this mass genocide. But the odds were stacked against him, because Satan couldn't set foot in Assiah. Shura saw the look of distress on his face and spoke up.
"Don't worry four-eyes if anyone can talk 'im round it will be you"
"What are you talking about it could be Satan" he lied
"You and I both know tha' ain't possible, just brace yor self for wa' your gunna see" se replied
Everyone attention was brought back to the gate by a sound of laughing, stood at the entrance to the gate was a silhouette. At a closer look it was Rin dressed in a dark robe with silver patterns and binding it touched the floor, it had a hood that was up but wasn't covering his face.
"Your just going to talk about me like I'm not here" he smile a sharp toothy grin "I'm hurt You haven't seen me for over 5 months and your not going to say hello" he removed his hood revealing to new dark horns growing form his head and his dark hair longer than before. he then then unpinned the robe and tossed it to the side showing he was wearing a dark dress short and pant's his tail lasing out behind him.
all of the Exwires stood shocked by what they saw was that really the same Rin, the Idiotic Rin that disappeared he was so different, the aura around him that was once happy and cheerful now dark and ominous. Rin took a step towards them and there reflex was to take a step away from him, well it was until he promptly tripped and tumbled rolled to their feet. They all sweat dropped, Nope that was deffiniatly Rin even if he was a demon God that just made him the demon god of stupid.
"well that just ruined my thunder" he growled " I call a do over" he was quickly knocked out cold by Izumo back hand to the head
"BAKA!"
All common sense and knowledge lost
From the alternative of the story if Satan had wiped his memories with a twist :)
"What's he doing" Iblis asked his father
"It appears he's trying to open the door" replied Satan
"Yes I can see that, but why is he licking the handle" Iblis deadpanned
Rin was most confused, this weird contraption was blocking his way and he had tried pushing and pulling at the object that was half way down it but it wouldn't budge. He even tried pulling as hard as he could to see if he could rip a hole in it so he could pass through. This also failed so he wondered if it tasted good so he started to lick it.
"Why does he not know how to use a door" Iblis asked again completely baffled by his fathers Stupidity
"It seems I may have wiped all of his common sense and knowledge away, either that or he was starved of oxygen at birth"
Iblis deadpanned again Satan may have been all powerful but he really was a complete Idiot when it comes to things like this.
"can you put if back, I don't want to be living with some one who's licks the handles of door, it very un-hygienic"
"oh of corse, but I want some proof of this for blackmail" so pulled out a camera Amiomon had brought him from Assiah and snapped a few pic's of his son sucking on the handle of the door before placing a hand on his head and returning his memories. Rin quickly came back to his senses, and removed his mouth from the door handle before giving a look like 'we shall never speak of this again' and exited through the door he now could open, leaving Iblis and his father to laugh amongst themselves.
There you go two mini omake type things for you guys to enjoy i will try and get the next chapter finished by mid week. sorry for amking you awsome people wait, because i can't consentrate, and have writers block xx :)