Paige: =_= To lazy to do a fun author notes thing today. Sorry about the slow updates, I apologize. I've been sort of busy, and crappy drama… so yeah, here I am. And… yeah, I suppose I SHOULD get started but, I realllllly like just rambling. :DD Isn't that great? An-Anyway, I was just gonna go put… You all should vote on my poll! :DD DO ITTTT. After you read this that is.

Jess: -_- Type Paige. What do you think I keep you around for?

Paige: For entertainment?

Jess: Screw you…

Paige: Anyyyytime. (-_- No, I'm not a lesbian. It's just my automatic response nowadays.)

Jess: I- Never mind…

Chapter X

"Hey, did Marik ever fill he fridge with anymore Mountain Dews?" Yami Marik asked as he searched Marik's fridge. Bakura sulked on the couch and ignored him. "Bakura!" Yami Marik barked and slammed the fridge door.

Bakura grunted in response. Yami Marik sighed angrily.

"Honestly Bakura, I can't believe you actually thought a kiss from you would cure everything."

There was no answer.

"You're starting to piss me off." The tanned yami growled as he stormed over to the albino. "Look at me."

Bakura kept his gaze down and his fists clenched. The Egyptian cursed under his breath before taking a finger under Bakura's chin and forcibly making him make eye contact. Both of them glared at each other for a least a minute.

"What's wrong with you?" the tanned one muttered, keeping Bakura's glare on him.

"…"

"Answer me, damnit!" he cursed. "Am I not good enough? Is that is?"

"…"

"We're better suited for each other anyway! Did you not think that? That pansy you 'love'," Yami Marik spat the word, "hates darkness, fears it even. He barely qualifies as a bad guy. He's softened you Bakura, with his 'Fluffy this, Fluffy that.' and 'I want to do this! C'mon hurry! Smile a bit!' it makes me sick to watch." the yami scowled. Bakura remained silent.

"…You know…" the yami chuckled in dark amusement." It's funny, funny how nothing goes my way…"

The yami glanced at the albino once more with a sigh.

"… Don't think just because I'm letting you go again means I've given up…"

The familiar flash of light occurred and a weak looking regular Marik Ishtar fell, exhausted, into Bakura's arms. The Egyptians eyes were closed and he was breathing lightly, an almost serene look on his face. Bakura sighed and tilted his head back towards the ceiling, why was 'love' so bloody complicated.

After Marik's awakening, Bakura quickly explained that their plan hadn't worked. The cheery look Marik wore was completely disheartened at the news.

"Damnit…" he muttered and kicked his wall as hard as he could. Bakura watched in slight amusement as the Egyptian drew his foot back immediately and began to hopping up and down, cursing from pain. After he settled down, Bakura asked.

"So what now?"

Marik leaned up against the wall, still lightly shaking his foot.

"Well, I don't know about you, but I'd like to yell at Grandpa for a while."

Bakura smiled sadistically.

"Sounds like a plan."

Bakura and Marik literally broke down the Game Shop door in complete unison. They marched in and stood ominously over the counter which Grandpa was working at.

"Oh! Hello boys! If you're looking for Yami or Yugi-"

"We're not here for them old man." Bakura rasped.

"We're here for you." Marik finished, a wild gleam in his eyes.

Five minutes later

Grandpa had taken the two teens back in the living room. Bakura and Marik finally finished yelling at Grandpa, and eventually drawing Yami and Yugi out of their rooms. Yugi's face was a bright red.

"So, yeah, I'm not cured." Marik spat as he kicked back on Grandpa's couch.

The old man was silent for a minute… before he began to chuckle that is.

"Silly boys, did I say kiss? What do you think this is, a Disney movie? I meant virginity!"

"…" Both teens wore silent glares on their faces.

Grandpa just smiled brightly.

"C'mon Marik, let's go…" Bakura mumbled. He couldn't take that old man for very much longer. He tugged on Marik's arm, forcing him out the door. He pulled him down the street and away from the Turtle Game Shop.

"…Bakura, you know that you can let go of my arm now." Marik pointed out in a small voice.

Bakura blushed, dropping the Egyptian's arm and letting it fall to his side.

"And, where were you taking me exactly?"

Bakura thought for a moment. Where had he planned on taking him? Now that Marik mentioned it.. "I… forgot."

"You forgot?" Marik tone sounded slightly suspicious.

"Yeah."

"So, you weren't going to go take my virginity? I thought yo-"

"Eh? Is that what you want?" Bakura asked, poking Marik in the chest. "You're such a pervert."

"I-I could say the same for you!" Marik retorted, crossing his arms.

"Oh, sure, I'm the pervert in this situation…"

"You are!" Marik cried out.

"Am not."

"Are to!"

"Am not."

"Are to!"

"Do you want me to hit you upside the head?" Bakura asked smugly.

"…you wouldn't dare…" Marik glared inching closer to Bakura's face.

"I will." he threatened emptily again, leaning closer as well.

"Will. Not."

"Will. To."

Bakura smirked and pecked Marik's cheek. Marik pulled away in embarrassment, his face turning a bright shade of red. Bakura smirked.

"I think I won that round."

Marik glared at his feet and continued to chuckle. Bakura chuckled.

"If you're blushing from just a peck on the cheek, then how the hell are we-"

"Sh-Shut up! Don't say it!" Marik's face turned scarlet as he received odd glances from the passing pedestrians. Bakura smirked at the former villains innocence.

"Well, I wouldn't mind it."

"Kura!"

Bakura grabbing Marik's had and began to tug him away.

"C'mon Marik, let's have some fun…"

P: =_=ll Anddddd, I have so many disclaimers for the next chapter to do. DDX Ugh… -shots herself-

Jess: O_O You okay- Nevermind. It's not like your sane anyway…

Paige: Ah… this chapter was fairly short. Thought it was going to be worse than that… I mean YAMI MARIK DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! -shoots herself again- Oh, and since I'm writing this on my deathbed (I stood out in the rain so I would get ammonia because someone -I won't say any names JESSICA- wouldn't tell me what was wrong) I thank you for reading. :DD And Jessie, I still have my will. The one that says you get none of my crap… My mom found it. Looked at me weird… and walked away. -_-llll

Jess: . . . What she means to say is that she's going to start on the next chapter soon, isn't that right?

Paige: Huh? Oh yea…