A/N: Hey guys! So some people have asked about Artie and I wrote him out of this. In the third chapter (I think it was the third...) I said that everyone had lost touch with him so he didn't show. Keep reading, keep reviewing. Cheers!

Alex's POV:

Santana had gone back up to the backyard with everyone else, leaving Alex alone with her thoughts. Crap, I need to fix this. But it can't be normal to feel this way so fast. Okay wait mami was right, Dan and Tori both have someone already. Well Tori and Mark or boths just horndogs who conveniently found each other. But Michelle had never even kissed someone before coming here and Dan's not enough of a dick to use her like that. Okay maybe he actually has feelings for her. Yeah, he has to he's never been so nice to a girl 've onle kissed, and if I know my brother he would not be satisfied with that alone in most cases. Okay, Michelle is something for him. So maybe I'm not so weird? Nope, probably still weird. Shit, I need to be cool with her so she won't hate me. Lex sighed and got up, ready to face the group as she trudged up the stairs to the yard. The second she stepped foot outside, her brother turned and yelled to her from the picnic table.

"Hey grumpy! Still on the rag or is it safe to be around you now?"

"Ay mijo!" Santana slapped him on the back of the head. "Don't say shit like that."

Dan winced and rubbed his head, "Damn mami sorry."

Lex threw him a bitch look before scanning the table for the person she wanted to shit by. At the end of the table, she saw Emily talking to Spencer. Lex sighed, walked over, and plopped down next to the girl.

"Hey Em!" she said cheerfully.

Emily turned her head towards Lex, her eyes laced with many emotions, mostly anger, "What are you doing?"

"I'm just trying to be nice," she replied innocently.

"Listen Lex," Emily dropped her voice to a whisper. "you can't just come out here like nothing's wrong. I am royally ticked off at you just so you know. So back off and don't play the innocent card." Emily got up and moved to join a conversation between Mark and Jared.

A confused Spencer finally spoke up, "Lex, what was that?" she asked cautiously.

"Oh, I'm just paying the price for being a bitch," Lex muttered.

"Care to elaborate?" Spencer pried gently.

Before Lex knew it she was spilling her guts to Spencer, thankfully out of earshot from everyone else.

"Spencer today after the competition thing Emily kissed me and I freaked out at her because I'm a dumbass and I apparently inherited my mami's pigheadedness when it comes to emotions so I kept pushing her away even though I totally realize now I was leading her on but I also meant to be leading her on so I guess I wasn't leading her on because that implies that I was giving her the wrong idea and I wasn't I totally wanted something to happen and it finally did and I flipped out and we fought downstairs and now she hates me!" Lex finished her tun-on sentence and caught her breath while Spencer stared at her.

"You know Lex," she started slowly. "I think everyone knew that already except you."

"What?" Lex asked, feeling bewildered.

"You guys may not be all over each other the way Mark and Tori are, but you've pretty much gravitated towards each other the whole time we've been here," she explained. "I mean no one cares if you two dig each other," Spencer shrugged casually.

"Oh, well that's good but that's not the problem. I just freaked out because she's a girl and I never thought I have legit feelings for a girl. I don't care what othert people think I care about the fact that my emotions just pulled some guerilla warfare on me!"

Spencer laughed, "well maybe when it's a surprise it means it's actually special or something. Not that I would know."

"Shut up you've been eyeing Leroy half of this conversation," Lex joked.

"Well he's a good looking dude! Just cause he's fine doesn't mean I have some crazy love connection like you and Emily," Spencer teased.

"Shut up."

They both laughed again and teased each other throughout the rest of the dinner.

Dan's POV:

As everyone did their part cleaning up from dinner, Dan approached Santana with a question.

"Mami, seeing as we won today, don't you think it's only fair that us awesome and talented kids get to celebrate?"

"I suppose, whatever just grab a beer case like you did the other times you wanted to party it up," Santana shrugged.

"Mami we can't drink anymore beer right now, the girls are complaining about beer weight or some shit," Dan lying through his teeth, not that Santana noticed. "I propose that you go pick us up some real alcohol."

"Ay mijo don't push your luck," Santana growled.

"Please please please!" Dan begged. "Just like, a couple bottles of vodka? We're all a bunch of lightweights anyway we only need a few shots for it to work."

"You know, no normal parent would ever be having this conversation," Santana laughed.

"I know, and that's why all of you parents are so amazing. Did I mention that that color really suits you?" Dan pointed to Santana's shirt.

"Kiss ass," Santana faked a scowl, but a smile broke through despite her efforts. "Fine, but only because you won. And this is a one time thing, after tonight you're stuck with beer like the rest of us old people."

Dan crushed his mami with a hug, "Thank you mami!" He reached up and pecked her cheek, "you're the best."

"Okay now go downstairs and let me finish cleaning before I change my mind. I'll go get it once I'm done."

Dan nodded and ran down to everyone else who was anxiously awaiting his return.

"Hook, line, and sinker," Dan said to them with a smirk.

Alex's POV:

"Puto Dan!" Lex yelled at her brother. "Pass the fucking bottle you pig!"

Dan tightened the cap of the bottle of vodka and passed it to his sister, "Geez so bossy."

Lex rolled her eyes at him and took a sip, enjoying the burn as the alcohol poured down her throat. She was about to toss it back to Dan when she noticed that he was slightly preocuppied with Michelle. Damn, I guess vodka is how to get that girl out of her shell. Lex looked around for someone else to share the bottle with, her eyes immediately fell on Emily who playing quarters with Leroy, Mark, Jared, and Tori. Lex stood up, balancing herself when she realized how much the room was spinning, and went over to join them

"Hey sis!" said Tori with a smile. "Come over to get your ass kicked by the reigning champion?"

"Holy shit you're the champion of something?" Lex acted dumbfounded.

"Bitch you're just jealous. Come on play me," Tori taunted.

"Alright, you asked for it though."

Tori started, immediately making her target with the first throw. Lex grinned, "you just got lucky," and threw back a shot. Determined to show her sister up, Lex bounced her quarter. To her dismay, it went no where near the cup. "Not so easy, is it sis?" Tori teased as she made her target once again. Lex groaned and tossed back another shot. Fuck, I'm gonna get alcohol poisoning or some shit at this rate. Lex took her time with the next throw, trying to aim at the shot glass. Thinking she had lined up her target, she flung the quarter. Instead of landing in the glass, the quarter bounced off the table and hit a drunk Emily right in the forehead.

"Holy fuck Em!" Lex slurred. "Woah, my bad. Lemme fix it."

Lex leaned over the table and planted a kiss where the quarter had hit Emily. Emily blushed before speaking, "Lex, I'm bored of quarters lets go sit down."

Lex nodded and stumbled over to her bed, which was the closest avaliable seat. Clutching the bottle she still had to her chest, she felt Emily plop down next to her.

"Aren't you gonna share?" She asked.

"Oh shit, yeah here," Lex fumbled with the bottle and passed it to Emily who took a surprisingly long drink. "Damn, you can like... seriously drink!" said Lex. "It's kinda sexy."

Emily smiled and rolled onto her side so she was facing Lex, "So, you think I'm sexy when I drink?"

"Mhmmm," Lex said as she curled herself against Emily. "And you're like, super warm."

Emily laughed, "You're all cute and affectionate when you're drunk."

"And you're all kinds of awesome," Lex slurred. They both laughed drunkenly together before falling quiet. Holy shit, this is awesome. Thought Lex. Why would I not want to be like this with her? This is sooo great. I feel awesome. I AM AWESOME. So is Emily, she's so warm.

Lex's thoughts were interrupted by a drunken Derek proposing a new game idea to the group.

"Spin the bottle!" he yelled, hoisting a newly finished bottle of vodka in the air.

Everyone cheered in approval of Derek's drinking game. Lex propped herself up and shrugged to Emily before getting up to join the group on the floor by the couches.

"Okay," slurred Derek. "Here's the rules. If you land on someone you kiss em however you see fit. If you land on them twice in a row, gotta slip in some tongue. Three times in a row means seven minutes in heaven, do whatever you want in there."

"Seven minutes in heaven Derek? Are we seven?" asked Spencer.

"Shut up, I don't see anyone else making rules. Oh and obviously it's a respin if you land on a sibling," Derek continued to explain.

"What if you land on the same gender?" asked Dan.

"I'm not apposed to seeing some lady on lady action," said Derek with a smirk.

"Stop being such a pig," Tori retorted. "If girls have to kiss each other so do the guys."

"Don't wimp out Derek, a little bromance is worth it to see the girls," Leroy said with a laugh.

"Fuck, fine," Derek looked slightly defeated. "Who's first?"

"I'll go," Mark said as he spun the bottle. Much to his delight, it landed on Tori. After his moment with Tori, she spun and landed on Dan. "GROSS!" They both yelled as she respun, landing on Spencer. Spencer spun to Mark, who spun Lex (Tori scoffed and looked angry about that one). When Lex spun, she landed on Emily. She looked hesitant at first, then was egged on by Spencer.

"What are you waiting for?" Spencer laughed.

Lex flipped her off and pulled Emily in, planting a firm but conservative kiss on her. Emily was smirking when she pulled away and spun, landing on Lex.

"That's two in a row for you two!" shouted Jared. "Lets see some tongues ladies, don't be shy."

Emily didn't hold back the way Lex had. She placed her hand on the back of Lex's head and went all out, wasting no time and taking the opportunity to explore the girl's mouth with her tongue.

"," Derek's jaw had dropped as he witnessed the spectacle before him.

"Fucking hell that's enough," Tori scowled as she pulled the two apart, making Lex blush furiously.

"Damn it Tori! Ruining the show!" complained Jared.

Lex laughed and spun again, landing on an enthusiastic Derek. Derek spun, his face losing color when the bottled stopped on Dan.

"Fuck my life," Derek said with a moan.

"You think I'm happy about this?" Dan questioned. "No, I'm not so lets just get this over with."

The kiss, if you could even call it that, ended quickly and Dan spun the bottle to Emily. As he leaned over to kiss her, Lex shot him a death glare. I swear to God Dan, don't fuck around. Lex mentally yelled at her brother. He took the hint and keep it simple. Emily took her turn again, and as fate would have it, landed once again on Lex.

"Oh my goodness!" said Leroy. "Three's a charm! Get the hell into the closet."

Emily shrugged to Lex as she stood up, offering her hand to the equally intoxicated girl on the floor. The two giggled and stumbled into the surprisingly spacious closet, closing it behind them.

Tori's POV:

"Guys," said Derek slowly. "We have to eavesdrop, pause the game."

"I like the way you think," Mark said with a smirk, earning him a hit on the arm from Tori.

"That's my sister in there Mark! She's probably all freaked out and stuff," she crossed her arms and put on a sulky face.

"Tori, lets not try to kid ourselves. You saw them before, Lex was loving it just as much as Emily," Dan said, also slightly perplexed by his sister's behavior.

"Whatever, she's drunk."

What the hell? This is all too weird. Why wouldn't she tell me if something was happening with them? I've been totally honest with her about me and Mark. Maybe nothing's happening with them. Maybe it is just the alcohol. Tori's thoughts were interrupted by a wide-eyed Derek, turning around after having had his ear pressed to the closet door.

"Holy hell, they're not just waiting it out in there that's for sure."

"Why what's going on?" asked Spencer.

"Based on the excessive moaning, something really fucking awesome," Derek replied.

Tori got up and grabbed Derek's arm, pulling him away from the closet, "You're minds probably playing tricks on you considering how plastered you are," she spat.

"Woah woah easy!" Derek put his hands up and backed away. "If you don't believe go take a listen."

"I will, and I'll prove you wrong," Tori sneered at him as she walked towards the closet. Careful not to jostle the door, Tori pressed her ear up against the door and felt her stomach drop. What the fuck? Oh my God Derek was right. Holy shit what do I do? I gotta stop them, fuck. Tori knocked loudly on the door.

"Time's up ladies!" she shouted and tried to turn the knob. As she as she began to open it she felt the door being kicked back shut. She banged louder, "I said time is UP!"

"Occupado!" she heard her sister yell back, followed by Emily bursting into laughter.

"Fine! Be like that," Tori stormed back to the group and fell onto the couch. Dan jabbed Mark with his elbow, signaling that it was his job to deal with the pissed off girl. He hopped up on the couch next to Tori.

"What's the matter?" he asked her.

"What the fuck do you think? My sister is in a closet fooling around with a girl!" she replied.

"So? I mean, seeing as your moms are gay I wouldn't think you'd care," Mark sounded genuinely confused.

"She should have told me," Tori mumbled. "Just drop it, I'm tired."

A/N: Sorry if people were ever hoping for a sex scene, I'll tell you all right now that I don't write any smuttiness because I'm just too damn awkward haha.