(I'm scared this chapter already looks like two tons of random symbols)
woo chupztr 10 alzo i gut reviwz lut m e tll u thm ps im moonkit098
at foxfire wal u tel me 2 stup rihtin u shud stup tyin becuz THIZ IZ MI SYRUOYYY! ! # (Aw. I actually really like what she said there. She refused to stop writing because her story is hers and no one else's.)
(I'll keep commenting on it anyway)
i get fea iothrz (that looks like it should be "feathers") wich tel mi i am starkit (You get Starkit feathers) bt im nut i rly lik th num moon ok? i hf a hrury peoaotter thizg wihc iz clld mooniebirch end tha chumebr ov diardyz
treepiztz luk et mooine "by" he sez fliping his hair moon wsavz ut him "by" (...what?)
RANBOPUW WAZ ING FURTST CRIN RL HURD I CN TYT0OE RULSY FUSJT (I CAN'T READ A SINGLE WORD OF THAT) "Y DO MOMMMYYYY HUT MEEEEEe !? E"? !:#?!" (Your mother, the pointless item, hates you because you are also a pointless item. Logic.)
shudwerpozll rlouked fatat moonieastasr "hi im gun ("hi im gun" "OH HEY THERE I'M A GUN" *shoots*) go deinfed lolopaw by" shuderowpawelool pad way moonstar sed hiden loft (...what?)
buck in umcmp
lolopaw wz eetinzfoood omg (omg eating food so special) ift sdfnkjdfk fdgs jhdfs kj jhjk rk j (...) "i rly lik fodud" (You suddenly feel the need to tell the empty air you like food?) sudenly EDWARD CULLEN FAL FRUM ZKUY (WAIT WTF THIS ISN'T EVEN THE WARRIORS UNIVERSE ANYMORE)
"OMG ITZ EDWRUD! $#$ ## $#$ # $ !#! " SCRECMED LOLOPAW PILLOWFURT LUULKED UP ET EDWARD CULLEN "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII" HE YALOEWD
(THE CATS ARE FANGIRLING OVER EDWARD CULLEN I CAN'T STAND THIS) sudenly lolopaw wuk up "aw i wen teded edward culleny" sed lolopaw sudly (what?)
other apprentiecke num shelfpaw (Shelf? As in, the shelf you put things on...?) "UM I HEEXZ WERD DREM I MUUST BA BREPREGNTUN! !?" (...does that say "I had a weird dream so I must be pregnant...? WE DON'T NEED MORE DEMON OFFSPRING) LOLOPAW SCREMUADE SHLE:FBPaW LETUT UT SCREMEM "OMGGGG PREGNANAANTATSNANUTUATNUT" AHHHHH OMGMOGOMGMOOGMOGMOGMMGMMOGOMGOMOGMMOMOG (THIS IS LIKE THE FIFTH PREGNANCY SO FAR STOP SCREAMING "OMG KITZ")
AHHHHH OMG G GO G OGHAHOAOGOOOOOOOO! ! ! !LJK FJ LFKGJS KFJ SJK LD (EEEEEGHGHHHHHH)
hpyrr awroory leafbook pudding out of cmp (wait wtf is this last sentence)
("leafbook pudding")
(*eats leafbook pudding*)
(No leafbook pudding for you. *glares at whatever Clan this is*)