Jeb: Hi, Notch told me to join you.
WB: Huh, that was fast.
Jeb: Yeah, I had nothing better to do. Hope Notch wasn't too obtrusive, he tends to get a little stubborn sometimes. He also doesn't like to admit it when someone gets the better of him.
WB: That would explain a few things.
Jeb: So, what is this?
WB: Well, this is basically a poetry collection written by me and others. Herobrine would be here normally, but Entity 303 managed to control both of us simultaneously, so he's training. Notch sent you here because he says I should have a co-host at all times.
Jeb: That makes sense. Never underestimate Entity 303, it causes trouble even for us gods.
WB: While you're here, you gonna write a poem?
Jeb: Nah, I've never been good at that kind of thing. I'll just leave it to you.
WB: Alright, suit yourself.
Rainbow Rhyme Royal
Red is the bold color in the rainbow,
A very daring color to be seen.
Representative of blood which will flow,
Burns which form without protective sunscreen,
And the rage which makes some become quite mean.
In the visible light range, first comes red.
It comes right after hidden infrared.
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Orange both warms and warns, a bright color.
Take precautions when you come across it.
It stands out among all of the squalor,
If you see people wearing such an outfit,
Watch out when crossing, or you may get hit,
Is it true that nothing rhymes with orange?
What about door hinge, syringe, or sporange?
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Yellow, a bright color which evokes cheer.
Beautifully vibrant when done just right.
Tall sunflowers grow when the skies are clear,
As do many flowers which reach for the light,
A flower field is such a lovely sight.
Many pretty things are colored yellow,
It's also seen by many as mellow.
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Green is very diverse and prolific,
Many different shades, many types of life.
The plant variety is terrific,
Everything from sequoias to loosestrife,
Organic material here is rife.
Life would not be the same without green,
This world would be quite a different scene.
/
Blue has two sides, quiet and violent,
It can change in just the blink of an eye.
One moment, the sky and sea are silent,
The next, the waves are a hundred feet high,
And a deadly storm darkens the blue sky.
The unpredictable color of blue,
Truly, it is an interesting hue.
/
Purple has the last color visible,
Violet sets the boundary of vision.
From purple, violet is divisible,
The line is strange, and requires precision,
The difference tough to envision.
Purple has no rhyme, no point in trying.
The color itself is mystifying.
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Purple, blue, green, yellow, orange, and red.
Remove all to get black, mix all for white.
Refracting white through a prism will spread
Each color into a rainbow delight
That will extend towards a greater height.
Each color contributes something unique,
The rainbow creates a sense of mystique.
Jeb: Hey, you're pretty good at this.
WB: Thanks, this one took me a good amount of time to get right.
Dark: Time you took away from Total Collapse.
WB: Oh, my bad. Didn't mean to intrude on your creative processes.
Dark: Nah, it's fine. Hey Jeb, can I ask you something?
Jeb: Shoot.
Dark: What are your duties as a god?
Jeb: Well, I mainly create things, which gives me a more flexible schedule than Notch. I also help out in the End occasionally, but the Dragon can usually handle most problems that arise there.
Dark: Did you create the Jeb sheep, then?
Jeb: No, Notch did that when he was drunk.
Dark: Ah, I see- see- voir- សូមមើល- Gweler-
D303k: Hey.
Jeb: Entity, we both know you can't control 3 people at the same time.
Entity 303: I can't, not yet anyways. I just wanted to drop in and say hi, remind you I'm here.
Jeb: I'm getting real tired of your shenanigans.
Entity 303: Alright, I can tell I'm not wanted. I'll leave for now.
D303k: See you later- see you later- à plus tard- じゃあまたね- ko'rishguncha-
WB: That's the first time he's left me alone, I think.
Dark: Who left you alone?
Jeb: He's talking about Herobrine, don't worry about it.
Dark: Oh... okay. Well, I'll leave you two to talk, then.
WB: Why didn't you tell him?
Jeb: The less people know, the better. Last thing we need is a mass panic.
WB: But wait, the entire audience knows...
Jeb: It's fine if the audience knows, but Dark is a side character here. Let him focus on his story. That being said, if Entity 303 somehow appears over in Total Collapse, that'll be problematic, considering it's a different time continuum. We'll cross that bridge if we get to it though. For now, keep it secret.
WB: Roger that.