Okay I don't want to hold up the story too much and I got a ton of reviews to respond to, so I wont keep ya waiting!
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EdibleCrayoons: Lol, why don't you ever get on your account? You live in England? That's way cool. Lol, I don't know if Mr. S is going to come into the story again, I didn't think anyone would pay too much attention to him, but apparently I was wrong lol.
sakuno101: LMAO, your mom is so awesome. Lol, you were seriously laughing THAT hard? Geezus, lol. It's okay, I love your ramblings, they make me be entertained!
MaybelleDragon-chan: Yes that's the one! Lol, In the Shadows of Dark Alleys! Yay. I think it's freaking awesome! Yeah, I'm so random, it's not funny. Well actually it is, but whatever. I'm glad it's longer! HOORAY! No you have not mentioned that I rock, but now you did! YAY! I feel so special. Lol. NOOO! Have I told any of ya'll that I have a balloon phobia? It's no joke. I have Globophobia! So throw streamers and all that jazz, but no balloons lol.
coolygirl5130: Lol, yeah people tend to like that part too. The Matrix just came to me after I watched it again. Thanks for reviewing and i'm glad you loved it!
NikkiTheHyugaChick: Thanks! Yeah, I was sitting in my Psychology class while I wrote it (I had nothing better to do.) and I was just like 'Whoa, I think it would be so hilarious to write about them getting wasted' so that's how the chapter originated lol. Yeah, well my bad, I don't really concern myself all that much with the format, I just write. Lol. So sorry if it's causing a problem or something? You make me laugh :D
serenity909: I will continue! Yay. I'm just debating when the story will end, I haven't exactly thought of an ending though. How long should it go on for? I'm confusing myself.
deedee2034: Thanks! & I definitely will! I update every day:D
Pnkrockninja101: Lol, yeah, that's why in my summary it says 'she's practically Karma's child' lol, I think it makes for a good story don't ya think? Poor thing huh? Oh well, if it makes a good story, I must write. Sorry Sakura-chan. Lol.
Theblackroseofkonoha: WOW. I make your day totally awesome after all that happened?! Holy freaken shit! I never thought I had the power to do that! You know, your reviews make me so happy. Lol, seriously they make my day totally bad ass.
HopelessRomantic911: LMAO! OMG, I have been sitting here laughing at your ridiculously hilarious pun. It was so bad, that it made me laugh so hard. HAAHAHHAH ok ok, calm down. Thanks for reading. And no, there is no bars near pars, lmao.
ForgiveButNeverForget: Yeah, this is a lesson to everyone isn't it? Well, I didn't really elaborate on how fast Naruto got drunk, but I guess maybe she did who knows? Lol. Sasuke is WAY jealous lol. Speaking of Itachi, lol this chapter, he comes in! He's evil and all but whatever, point is he is here!
-kyuubiqueen-: Lol, is it that awesome? Geez, lol you're so freaking cool. Hm, I don't I swear like a madman. Why do you get embarrassed? Sasuke would be up on my favorites too, but Neji is on top and then Gaara and Shikamaru. Naruto is pretty awesome huh? Oh man, you're one hell of a case when you're tired huh? Lol.
Livvy22:( I didn't get to update again yesterday but I did today? Good enough no? Thank you for reviewing!
GracieDreamer: I agree! No getting drunk people. But it makes for a good story. Ha. Thanks!
crazy-kawaii-usagi: Thanks, and yeah, I don't know, my inspiration from the Matrix was so random, but oh well it made a good chapter at least. :D
Okay, i'm sorry the reviews took a lot of space, but anyways, on with the story!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto! NOPE! I DO NOT PEOPLE!
Chapter 10
(Naruto's POV)
Operation: Sakura
Operation: Sakura
Objective: What does Sakura do on a daily basis?
Is she interested in teme?
Man Undercover: Naruto of Ramen.
Note to Self: If someone asks what i'm doing simply reply:
"It is not stalking, but close inspection."
The scientific concept of this mission is to use various motives in which to bring suspect A to point B and find out if suspect A corresponds to point B and vise versa.
I actually have no idea what I just said but it sounded so smart! The only thing on my mind right now is Ramen. I'm hungry. Maybe I should eat before this mission. No, no! My mind should only be on this grave and dire mission. Teme needs to realize that they're perfect for each other. If I follow the subject around with video camera I should be able to capture something helpful.
6:10 - Morning, Sunday.
I have been sitting outside of subjects apartment since 4 this morning. No sign of subject. Mr. Walking Void of Boredom has stepped out of subjects home. What were they doing in there together? I will disregard that. Still have major hang over from last night. What happened anyways? No distractions! Mission only. Can I possibly sneak into subjects apartment? I'd better not. Teme's got a good nose. Shit! He spotted me.
Video Footage
Sasuke walking out of apartment, hair a mess. Sex hair perhaps? Looks around.
"What the fuck are you doing squatting in the hall, dobe?" Mr. Egoistic Maniac shouts at me.
"Pay no attention to the man behind the camera. The very attractive man, I may add." I say standing up and backing up. I begin sprinting. He Of-complete-ignorance-and-social-retarded-ness is chasing after me with what looks like a broom. He just tripped and he looks very angry. I'm getting really scared with the look on his face. He's getting up. Oh, shit. RUNNNN!
8:34 - Morning, Sunday.
Sakura-chan A.K.A Subject has left the nest. Home people, that means she has left home. Subject has walked out of building. She is walking. Yes, yes she is. I'm guessing she is not taking her car today, considering she is, well, walking. Her heel just broke and she is cursing very, very angrily. She's limping to what seems to be the library. She is a little more, what is it called? Simple minded. She has yet to spot me. I'm surprised my presence is obvious. She has stepped into library. I am following close behind. She has sat down on a couch reading a book called 'How to Get a Guy to Notice you." Oh? So she is interested in someone! Evidence numero uno!
She Of-complete-lack-of-brains is just reading with great interest. Someone is walking to her. Sasuke-teme? No. Oh my fucking god. Abort mission. Itachi. Long time no see.
Video Footage
Sakura's heel breaks with a snap.
"Fucking dumbshit of heels, this is the last time I wear heels. I'm gonna fucking murder you like I did to your ugly sluttish friends, bitch." She curses loudly. She steps into library. She walks through various bookshelves looking for something interesting to read. She stops in front of a shelf and looks around to make sure no one is looking, she then grabs the book
'How to Get a Guy to Notice you'
She sits on a couch separated from all the rest. She begins scanning the book slowly. Reading everything that catches her interest.
"Is this seat taken?" A tall man asks her. Startled by this she flings the book behind the couch and looks up at the man. She notices that Sasuke and this guys resemblance are so similar it's scary.
"No! Go ahead and sit." She says her arms flailing around.
"Thank you, what's your name? If you don't mind me asking."
"No, not at all. Sakura Haruno, and yourself?"
"Itachi Uchiha." He says narrowing his eyes. Just then the camera zooms into a furious Sasuke looking from behind a shelf.
"Holy fuck." Naruto says into the video camera.
"Fucking traitor." Sasuke says eyeballing both Sakura and Itachi. He then storms off. The camera goes back to the older Uchiha.
"Stay away from my brother if you want to live." He suddenly snaps, grabbing Sakura by the throat. Little did they know, everything was being filmed.
(Sakura's POV)
So after meeting this smolderingly sexy older version of Sasuke, and learn that he is definitely Sasuke's older brother i'm in shock. I mean he is fucking delicious. I didn't even know he had any siblings. This hot piece of ass shoots his hand at my neck. Uchiha Itachi, who exactly is this guy? Besides smolderingly sexy of course. My eyes go wide. I can't mother fucking breathe. Karma, my bitch, please, leave me alone. I'm actually Karma's bitch but whatever I like to fantasize that it's the other way around. I try to form words, but hello, smart people, I can't when my windpipe is getting crushed by his Ginormous (Smolderingly sexy) hands. You're probably wondering how the fuck no one has noticed. Well let me tell you, when I grabbed that book I didn't want anyone to ridicule me for the rest of my life that I had resolved to a book for my love issues. So instead of sitting where everyone was sitting my dumbass chose to sit where people are usually making out with their fucking little girlfriends and boyfriends; which I will repeat; I do not have.
Anyways, I'm getting off of subject.
Point is: My windpipe is shattering.
Can a windpipe literally shatter? I don't think so, but Im about passing out while I stare into itachi's eyes which seem to have an evil glint in them (and they are very hot.)
"My little brother doesn't deserve happiness. My foolish brother is nothing but a waste of time. Drop him or I kill you both." He says through gritted teeth. I can't exactly respond, let alone nod or shake my head. So i'm just sitting there like what the fuck do I do? And with that he let go of my neck and he stood up, then just stormed off.
I'm sitting there about a shade of blue and gasping for air. I'm positive my gorgeous neck is now bruised. I don't want to hurt Sasuke. If I think about it, he's the only good thing in my life. Shut up, even I act all cheesy and shit. I stand up, fighting near hysteria, and just run out of there.
-Naruto of Ramen-
I left the video camera, hidden, in the library, still taping. I need to find Sasuke and explain things to him before he comes to conclusions. Damn it teme, when I need to find you, you disappear.
Where are you, you fat headed psycho path?
(Sakura's POV)
I'm a wreck. I can't keep my mind off of what happened. I just don't know what to do. AHHH! I'm stressing out. Do I listen to Itachi? I'm walking and I don't know where i'm going. I'm just looking down at my feet. Tears threaten to fall out.
"Sakura, how could you?" I hear someone say. I look up, startled. I notice I wandered off to the front of the Flying Star Cafe.
"Sasuke?"
"How can you just betray me like that?"
"What are you talking about?" I ask, confused.
"I saw you talking to Itachi, how could you be sneaking around with him behind my back?!" He said getting angry.
"Sasuke! It's the first time I've ever even talked to him!" I shouted.
"I don't need your fucking lies! Join him! I don't give a damn. He betrayed my whole family. Go join his little drug gang. You don't know what you're getting yourself into." He said turning around to walk away. Fucking bastard who the hell does he thing he is? He's just walking off without even giving me a chance to explain myself. Yet, again, he's too self-absorbed in his own life to even give someone a chance to save their whole fucking relationship with them.
"Sasuke! Let me explain!" I shouted after him. Wow, I sound like an annoying little Fangirl. This is annoying me, I bet he's getting a kick out of this too. Making me beg for him to listen to me. If he wants it to be like that then ok. He snaps his head at me, his hair covering his face.
"I thought you were different. I had no idea you were with him, you're dating aren't you? I don't want anything to do with you!" He yelled before he ran off. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Did...did he just say that? The only good thing in my life just ran away from me. Should I be sad? Mad? What am I supposed to do? Of course after I stand there outside of the Flying Star Cafe, it suddenly starts to snow.
What do I do?
Help me.
Anybody, please, please help me.
& right then and there, I break down. I completely and pathetically, I may add, break down, to no return. I'm on my knees, with tears streaming down my face. I almost got killed for the 6th time. Don't forget the time when I almost flew out of the car people. I get threatened. I don't really care about my life anymore, but Sasuke...I can not allow anything to happen to him. He is so ignorant. He doesn't pay attention to anything going on around him.
"AHHH! KARMA YOU DUMB BITCH, WHY DON'T YOU JUST STRIKE ME DOWN RIGHT NOW?! WHY DON'T YOU JUST KILL ME ALREADY?!" I shout into the sky. Yes, I am getting glares from people. I even hear someone say:
"Is that the girl that escaped from the Insane Asylum?"
"No, you fucking idiots." I say staring back at them. They quickly give me an evil eye and run off without any more words. Everyone just wants to run away from me. Maybe it's better? Just then I decide. If he doesn't want me in his life, I'll get as far away from him as possible. If he doesn't want to listen to what I have to say, then I'll leave his life for good. So I do. I run, and run, and run. I don't know where, so don't ask me. I just keep running and the snowing gets worse. It's practically a blizzard now, I'm freezing but I don't care. It's better then being around him. I can't see anymore. My tears are just about frozen on my cheeks, my nose is runny, and all I hear is big gusts of wind. I've ran so far, i'm at the Imaruhi Mountains.
A/N: I totally made that up.
I can't see anything but snow, I can't even see my hand in front of my face. The coldness is so intense. My heart is ripped to shreds, I will finally leave. I will leave this world. I will leave my bad luck, and Sasuke behind. I can't handle any more of this. I sound emo no? Well, too damn bad! I have a reason to, so leave me the hell alone already. Just let me sleep. Let me fucking sleep. Just then, I collapse. The snow covers me in thick blankets and i'm left there, to finally dine with my good friend Karma.
Hello, bitch. I'm here. Let's settle this once and for all.
Um, I think that was about as long as the last one. I hope you guys liked it. It had more drama in it. I mean there needed to be a conflict at some point. Sorry guys, but Itachi had to be the bad guy. Lol it was going to be him or Sai, I decided on him. Well anyways REVIEW MY PRETTIES.
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