Engaging in booze has some very interesting effect…Evil laugh…
BOOZE
In a small pub in Omashu, a warrior, a wise old retired general, a Fire Lord, and a crazy old king sat around a round table engaging in the best fermented Cactus Juice the city had to offer.
"C'mon Aang! Have some!" Sokka said, waving a cup around, spilling some on the boy's orange shirt.
"Uhhmm…I don't think so, Sokka." Aang back away a little as Sokka started to get a little too friendly.
"C'mon you…(hiccup) Sissy…You're practically 18! (hiccup). You know you want (hiccup) to…" The warrior started to get closer to the Avatar, holding the bottle of Cactus Juice up his face. "Have a good time! Look Momo, and Appa are (hiccup) having fun!"
Sokka grinned wildly pointing towards Zuko (Momo) and Iroh (Appa) who sat in a corner, singing out of tune and toasting Cactus Juice every five minutes for the most stupid reasons!
"Two lovers, (hiccup) forbidden from one another. A world (hiccup) divides their people. And a mountain divides them apart! Blah…blah…something...(hiccup)…something…(hiccup)…"
"(hiccup) TO A GOOD TEA CUP!" Iroh exclaimed.
"TO MY INSANE SISTER!" Zuko raised his cup, spilling more juice around.
"TO PRETTY FLOWERS!"
"TO BLUE BIRDS!"
"Hey! I want to join in too!" Sokka quickly stood up, and fell back again laughing like maniac! "TO MOMO and APPA! (hiccup)"
Aang gave Sokka a weird look, and turned to his good friend Bumi, who just kept laughing and snorting. He didn't look that drunk at all, he looked like his normal self.
'At least Bumi's still sane…and he's still laughing…for the past 30 minutes'
"Bumi…you okei?" Aang said, poking his friend.
"SECRET TUNNEL!" Bumi shouted, and started dancing around with the two firebenders! "I'M SO PRETTY WEEE! COME AANG! JOIN ME!"
"TO A RIGHT OF PASSAGE!" Iroh yelled.
"YEAH! TO A RIGHT OF PASSAGE!" Bumi and Zuko then joined in.
"WOOO! WHAT HE SAID! Sokka said while his head was turned up side down. The three men looked at each other evilly and then turned to Aang.
"Aang! Aang! Aang! Aang!" The men around the poor monk chanted.
Aang sweat dropped while backing slowly. He then tugged on to his collar, and swallowed the large lump on his throat.
It was midnight and a young earthbender girl walked along the streets of Omashu, with a flying lemur on her shoulder. Many of the city's lanterns were still lighted, and a few restaurants and teahouses were still open for weary travelers.
"Want to go out for some late night tea, Momo" Toph said, scratching the lemur's ear. Momo quickly rubbed his cheek on the girl's head. Aaahhh…so cute….
"Hey…that tickles…" Momo suddenly sat up and sensed something. "You feel that too?"
Toph frowned and quickly took a fighting stance. She felt the vibrations of a man walking in a zigzag pattern, while singing some song…
"Two Lovers…blah…blah…blah…. One another…then it goes like…. Uhhhmmm…I forgot the lyrics…. TWO LOVERS!"
'Must be some drunkard! Shoot! I hate these guys! They're pond-scrum!" Toph thought as the man started to get closer. On top of her shoulder, Momo squeaked in excitement and quickly flew to the man. "Momo! Hey Bastard give me back my friend!"
She felt the drunken man stop and look up, with Momo on top of his head. The man then smiled and grabbed the lemur and gave him a big, tight, hug.
"Oh! Oma! I can't believe I finally found you" The man exclaimed, giving Momo a kiss on the cheek. The poor lemur tried to struggle from the kisses and bone-crushing hugs.
"Twinkle Toes?" Toph walked over and raised an eyebrow, while placing her hands on her hips. After kissing Momo to death, Aang stopped and looked at the girl in front of him. He smiled and brought Momo up to her face.
"Hey! Toph have you met (hiccup) Oma?"
"Chip!" Momo said quietly, translation? Help!
Toph quickly took Momo off his hands and affectionately held the lemur in her arms like a small teddy-platypus-bear, frowning as Momo went limp and weak.
"LooK at what you've done!" Toph shouted, lowering her head to the Avatar, who was now squatting on the dirt. Aang looked up half-wake and smiled sweetly.
"Hey. You look pretty up close." Aang went in closer and planted a tender kiss on the Blind Bandit's lips. Toph blushed, and her eyes widened. She the broke away and shouted at the boy.
"WHAT! I…I…!!!" Toph backed away, and looked disgusted at the world's greatest Avatar. "DID YOU JUST HIT ON SOME CACATUS JUICE!?"
"Yeah…want some?" Aang grinned, offering a bottle.
"NO! We should get home!" Toph held Momo closer, and started walking.
"WAIT!" Aang shouted and got up to follow her. Toph's whole body shivered as she felt Aang hug her waist, while his head rested on her chest.
"Don't leave me Oma! I'll be good!" Aang then started rubbing his cheek on…well…Toph's front.
"TWINKLE…TOES!!!" Soon the ground started to shake, Toph's eyes glowed an evil yellow and demonic spirits started to gather. You know what happens next….
StiTcheD: Hahaha!!! Thought about this one during a discussion on Alcohol compounds. Guess Biochem. Has some benefits after all!