KM: Ne Madara?

Mada: Hn?

KM: Where are Naru-chan, Ita-chan and Kyuu-chan?

Mada: ... You don't want to know. And stop to act all tough! I know that you're in pain! sighs

Kai: He's right you know

KM: So cruel lips quivering and tears in eyes

Mada: Please don't cry I do anything you want!

KM: Anything? tears stop Then be my personal pillow

Mada: grumbles Fine

KM. YAY

Kai: sighs KM does NOT own Naruto!

KM: BUT I own this youthful story my youthful friends!

Chapter 10

It was now the next day and no body had seen Itachi or Naruto the previous day. Zetsu, Kisame, Konan, Pein, Kakuzu, Hidan and Sasori were sitting at the table eating their breakfast. Pein and Kakuzu had pancakes while Zetsu had raw meat. Kisame had a miso soup and Konan and Hidan had cereal. Sasori had some eggs. All wondered why Kakuzu ate the pancakes he was well known under them as the cheap bastard. Though why the change? They all starred at him like he had a second head. Kakuzu starred back at them and as if he knew what they thought he answered them.

"Because we have enough money to buy the whole fire country and that is thanks to the runt" he said grumpy and continued to eat. The others starred blankly at him and blinked. They then heard how the door to the living-room opened and then a loud girly scream.

"ARGH MY CLAY!?" yep Deidara was back. Pein sighed and here goes the quietness. It was so peaceful when Deidara was in this state. Now it was all over. He stood up and went to open the door and what he saw let him twitch uncontrollable. Konan wondered why Pein didn't move through the door way and went over to him. But when she saw why he didn't move she too froze up and was now a statue. Now that brought every ones attention to them. What could be there to let them both froze up like that? It gave only way to find out.

Hidan was the first there and let the thought out that was in every ones mind when they saw what it was.

"WHAT THE HOLY FART?!" That got Deidara's attention who had hugged his precious `clay´. The clay was now only mud and looked like some kid had played with it. The mud was every where and Deidara was standing in the middle of it. In the door to the hall stand Naruto with Itachi who had his arms around Naruto's waist and leaned his chin on Naruto's shoulder. He smirked at the way Deidara was acting.

Sasori saw that Deidara was back to normal and nodded to Naruto's direction. Naruto nodded back and laughed when he saw that Sasori swung Deidara over his shoulder and went in their direction. They moved out of the way well Naruto dragged Itachi out of the way and saw Sasori going to his room. Or so he assumes.

"What was that now?" asked a confused Itachi who had a blank look in his face. To his surprise Tobi answered him.

"Tobi thinks that Sasori-sempai has something for Deidara-sempai! Tobi is a good boy!" he said with an eye smile. "Isn't it so Naruto-sempai?" they all jumped in the air because of Tobi who had mysterious appeared behind them. Naruto laughed at their faces and Itachi just starred at them.

"Yup it is Tobi. Why do you guys think Sasori asked me all the time when Deidara's getting back?" he asked them. He showed his amusement in his eyes and made his way to the kitchen and ate the rest of the pancakes. Itachi was still standing in the living-room and said the one thing that let the other fell over anime style.

"I will not clear this mess same goes for Naru-chan" he said calmly and went into the kitchen. When they got back on their feet only one thing went through all their minds well except Tobi he knew why. `Naru-chan´ they all asked themselves what had they missed? But they got no answer and went to finish their breakfast. Tobi went into the kitchen for his cookies and sat on the counter with his precious cookies and glared at every one who dared to come to near him and his cookies.

That was the only thing true about the Tobi act from Madara. He really loves cookies and would bit anyone who tries to take them away from him. Hidan had to learn it the hard way. He still has the bite to prove it on his butt. Why the butt? To teach him not sit on Tobi's well Madara's cookies ever again.

With Deidara and Sasori

Sasori was in his room and went directly to his bathroom. He still wondered how every one could get the same room. In size and with the extras. He shrugged it of and closed the door with his foot. Deidara was so confused that he didn't even tried to struggled against Sasori. The only thing he remembered was that he was in the forest alone with Naruto and then everything went black. It seemed as if his subconscious tries to protect him from something evil. Oh if only he knew.

"uh Danna?" asked Deidara as he finally noticed that he was in the bathroom of Sasori and sitting naked in the bath tube. He grew nice shade of red then. Sasori smirked. When Deidara was this shade of red when only he was naked what shade would it be with him naked? Such a difficult question and only one answer. Means off with the clothes Sasori. (AN Sasori will be human and not be a puppet in this FF. The high and mighty KM has spoken) Well and that he did.

"Uh Sasori-danna why uh are you undressing un?" he gulped and saw in the other direction of the room. But unfortunate or fortunate, it's only the way you're looking at it, there was a mirror and showed Sasori in all his naked glory.

"Because I'm taking a bath with you." he stated flatly and Deidara fell over anime style with a big sweat drop on the back of his head. Sasori saw this and sighed. He choose to ignore it and let the water flow in the bath tube. He first let it be cold only to see Deidara jump out of the tube and glare at him. He grinned and then adjust the water to a nice warmth.

"But why are coming with me un?" he whined. Secretly he wanted it to happen but he had to put an act up. Besides he knew from Naruto that the feeling was mutual. He saw that Sasori didn't answer him and took him and placed him the now warm water. He blinked when the hell got Sasori behind him? "EH Danna un?" he asked but got no answer instead he heard how someone sat behind him in the water.

Sasori had stopped the water when he noticed it was an acceptable warmth and sat behind the still in thought blond. "Because Deidara when I would let you alone you would drown yourself without even trying!" he said bluntly. Deidara got a twitch in his eye and turned around to face Sasori only to see him smirk at him.

"Why is that un?" he greeted out through his clenched teeth.

"Your mind is absent and you look most of the time like a mindless puppet. And trust me I know everything about puppets!" he said with hidden laughter in his voice. Deidara could slap himself and then Sasori but choose to turn around and face the nice white wall instead. It was better then Sasori and who knew what he would do to the puppeteer. He was there nice and wet dripping. Hair sticking to his skull because of the hot steam. The water on his pale skin and the way his muscles tighten when he moved. `Woha stop right there Deidara´ but the images came back to him with full force and with a new level. He went a nice shade of red and slapped himself. `Bad Deidara very bad Deidara! Get a hold on yourself and stop the images´ he thought angrily.

Sasori looked at Deidara like he had lost it what he probably had after that slap. Sasori sighed and let his eyes travel up and down Deidara's body. No that there is much to see. It was only his torso and the back side that is. But a really good looking back side when he said so himself. He saw that Deidara's hair stuck to him completely and that didn't allow him to see Deidara that good. It hides the best things from him. He cursed under his breath. He should tell Deidara to cut his hair before they took a bath together the next time. Sasori knew that Deidara had the same feelings as him thanks to the blond kitsune. He sighed and did the only thing he always wanted to do. Hopefully it wouldn't backfire on him.

Deidara felt how someone circled their arms around his waist and leaned onto him. He shuddered because he knew exactly who it was. Well that was not that difficult when there are only two persons on the room. He gulped when he felt how Sasori blew into his ear and his hands wandered down south. He turned around only to be met with lips. His eyes widened but then closed and gave into the kiss. He felt how Sasori licked his bottom lip and let him in.

Sasori was delighted when Deidara opened his mouth and let him in his wet cavern. He slipped his tongue in and tasted him while his hands travelled again south and grabbed Deidara's half hardened cock and stoke it. Deidara moaned into the kiss and burrowed his hands in Sasori's hair. He felt how Sasori's finger pushed a bit at his entrance and then slid in. He broke the kiss and whined at the feeling. Sasori soothed him and told him to relax. He forced his body to do so and felt how Sasori press butterfly kisses along his neck.

Sasori groaned at the feeling of the tightness from Deidara and had to control himself to not ram himself into that ass. He added a second finger and began to stretch Deidara who moaned at the feeling. That urged Sasori only on and didn't help his cock in the slightest thanks to the noises of Deidara. He added the third and last finger and then moved them around. Deidara moaned to the new feeling and began to rock his hips when Sasori hit that special spot.

Sasori smirked and withdrew his fingers and chuckled when he heard Deidara whimper in disappointment. "Oh hush Deidara! Try to relax that might hurt" he said and spread Deidara's leg apart and seated himself between them. He slowly slipped into Deidara and stopped when he was fully sheathed himself and waited for Deidara to adjust. After a few moments Deidara said the magic word.

"Move" he grunted out and that was what he did. First at a slowly pace and then faster. Deidara moaned and arched under him. It was nice to hear his name moaned like this. Sasori bent down and kissed Deidara who had taken his hands to pump himself. Sasori was to buys to keep him on the surface to do so. But nonetheless it was heaven for him. He felt how the pleasure built up in him and that he would soon climax. Not after a few thrust later from Sasori he came and screamed out his name.

"SASORI?!" that screamed was heard through the whole base and Kakuzu fell down from his chair where he sat to count his money. Pein and Konan stopped their paperwork and blinked in the direction of the scream. Kisame, Tobi, Itachi and Naruto stopped their game of Go Fish and starred blankly in the direction of Sasori's room.

"About damn time they had sex!" exclaimed Naruto. The others nodded and continued to play the game.

Hidan had stopped his ritual and cursed Sasori and Deidara for doing though. Who would have thought that Deidara was screamer. Back with the two. Sasori just grunted Deidara's name and came inside him. They both breathed hard and took several minutes till they had their strength regenerate. Sasori pulled out of Deidara and looked him in the eyes and said the words that let Deidara stare at him.

"I love you Deidara!" Deidara threw himself at his Danna and kissed him deeply.

"I love you too Danna un!" he said happily. Sasori bent down and kissed him again and then said something that completely destroyed the mood.

"We should clean ouselves now" Deidara twitched at that and slapped Sasori on the back side of his head.

"Great going un! Now you have destroyed the mood Danna un!" huffed Deidara but cleaned himself and smiled when he heard Sasori chuckle.

In Konohagakure

Hinata was walking to Ichirakus Ramen Bar to meet with the others of the Rookie 7. They did that since Naruto had left them one year ago. Hinata was dating Kiba now. She had accepted it after he had taken all his courage and asked her out. Her father had approved of it too. They were dating now three month. She had given up on Naruto after he had told her about his sexual preference. It was hard for her to take in but she knew he hadn't planned to hurt her with it. It is after all Naruto.

Kiba was walking next to her with Akamaru at his side. Their appearance hadn't changed at all. They both had grown in strength and in height. They still wore the same clothes when they were genin. Hinata also had stopped her stuttering and was now more confident thanks to Kiba. They all hadn't changed much. Sure they had all grown in strength and height but they were still the same in character.

Konoha wasn't the same anymore after Naruto had left and you could see and feel it. Every one is down and isn't laughing as much anymore. But that was only because Naruto wasn't there though they could laugh ABOUT him and NOT WITH him. He has some nice friends there. Nice friends indeed. They had heard about the alliance thing and why it had happened. It was also the same reason Tsunade had left but they all could careless.

Jiraiya had left the village after he was released from the hospital. No body had heard from him till then. It was sad of what Konoha had become. The Uchiha had come back after he had heard about it and was immediately the new Hokage. Just because he had told them about Orochimaru's `plans´. But this plans didn't exist but they didn't need to know that little fact. As long as he could come back without a punishment. Konoha was falling and hard at that. Every one could feel it but they all try their best to help her. To get her old glory back. It was working after the Rokudaime -choughcoughsas-UKEchoughcough- had find some idiots for them.

They only use them but didn't notice how their allies use THEM. Just as they had done with Naruto. Ha and here I thought they had some brain. Anyways what Konoha didn't know was that their new allies were on the same side as Gaara. Means they love Naruto and hope to destroy Konoha from the inside. The sad thing is that Konoha didn't notice it. You could cry because of that. But Konoha would get her comeback in the near future but not as they all thought it would be. Sure it will get her glory back but not with the help of them. No from someone they all knew. Konoha could all feel that and hoped that this would happen soon in the near future.

But we want to know what the Rookie 7 want to discuss at Ichirakus Ramen Bar. When Hinata and Kiba arrived they were greeted with smiles from the others. Ten-ten and Neji were sitting next to each other. The same goes for Rock Lee and Sakura and Chouji and Ino. It was well known that those three pairs were dating especially when Rock Lee shouted it to the whole village. Shikamaru just muttered under his breath a troublesome as greeting and went back to sleep. The others sweat dropped to that. Same old Shikamaru who will never change.

"SO guys you heard about our allies?" said Kiba as he seated himself down next to the sleeping Shikamaru. Hinata took the seat next to him and order for the both of them miso ramen and then listened to the others.

"...and the sad thing is that Gaara had left. He was one of our greatest allies and the strongest one. But thanks to Sasuke we have some of our old strength back. Hopefully that will hold on" explained Shino. They all starred at him. It was the first time that they all heard him talk that much. Hinata blinked and didn't understand it at the first but could grab it when she heard the rest of it. They starred at him and he raised an eyebrow not that you could see it. "What?" he asked them annoyed of the starring.

"That was the most you have talked to us Shino" said a flabbergast Neji.

"He is right. But I think you are right about that Shino" agreed Ten-ten.

"Yosh Shino your youthfulness shines brightly! I sh..." but Lee was quiet after his head had a meeting with Sakura's fist. She sighed.

"I still have a hard way to go to get him away fro this youthful shit!" she exclaimed and banged her head against the counter. The other laughed at her misfortune and the way Lee was twitching on the ground. It went like this the whole morning or lunch or whatever time it is. They didn't got any progress in the matter. After three hours of talking nothingness they all broke up and went to do their usual chores.

Otogakure Orochimaru's office

Orochimaru cursed under his breath. That little filthy Uchiha brat had betrayed him and left in the middle of the night. He couldn't believe it. He had everything planned out but now it was gone. Everything. His new body and the sharingan. But that was not important now. He had found a new way to be immortal but the sharingan was now gone. He had only needed some cells from the Uchiha and then he could place it in himself. But no the rat fled back to his oh so lovely Konohagakure. How he loathed that village after everything he had done for it and gotten nothing back.

He smirked when he thought about the situation Konoha was in. It wasn't a good one he knew that and that was all thanks to Naruto. He knew why Konoha was that strong. It was because of the Kyuubi host. `Mhmm maybe I should thank him? But how?´ he thought then it hit him and he smirked. Yes that would be a good present. But first.

"KABUTO" and through magic there he stood. Kabuto bowed in front of Orochimaru and asked him what he wanted.

"You wanted to see me Lord Fruity-chan?" Orochimaru twitched when Kabuto called him that awful name.

"What did you call me Kabuto?" he asked calmly. Too calm in Kabuto's opinion. He gulped and replayed to him.

"Ehrm Lord Fruity-chan? But it isn't my fault!" Orochimaru raised an eyebrow at that. Kabuto understood the silent question and took a deep breath and then spoke. "Well it is all KM's fault she is the authoress and let me say it" so NOT true. He is a liar. Orochimaru starred at him like Kabuto would wear a pink fluffy tutu and dancing the dying swan.

"Kabuto you lost it" he said bluntly to him with a straight face. "Go take a vacation" with that he turned on his heels and left Kabuto to stare at his retiring back. Kabuto was left behind crying his eyes out. `Why does he not believe me´ he silently sobbed and crawled back to his room. He didn't have the strength to stand up after this. Poor guy... not.

With Jiraiya

Jiraiya was currently at a hot spring and doing his research. But sadly he was discovered when he giggled. Behind him were over fifty women with a deadly aura and ready to kill the peeping tom. He gulped when he felt them behind him and the last thing you heard from him was.

"The pain was it worth!" and then the beating began. Why does that not surprise me at all? His scream filled the air and every man in his radius shuddered when they heard his screams. They looked pitiful in his direction and then went on with their lives. Hey they loved their lives thank you very much. Also they will miss the Icha Icha Paradise books. But how they knew him. He will through this.

With Madara

He was currently back in his room and thought what he should do next. But he was interrupted as Naruto slammed his door open and scared the living shit outta him. He saw how Naruto looked around and then dived under his bed. Not a minute later after Naruto `vanished´ Kisame stormed in and looked for him. Madara blinked when he saw Kisame. Kisame was from head to toe pink and fish was hanging off of him. It also seemed that he wore make up but he wasn't so sure about that fact. After Kisame looked around and couldn't find Naruto he left.

Madara wondered now how they didn't noticed him sit- "Is he gone?" he heard Naruto asking him. Well stretch that only Kisame.

"Yes" he answered and looked to his left side were Naruto crawled out and went to the door and slammed it shut. He chuckled when he heard the loud bang he came to love. He looked at Madara and said

"What?" with an innocent look. Madara snorted at that look. Naruto was far from innocent. Naruto took his time to study the person on the bed. He was male that was clear. He has black spiky hair and onyx eyes. Maybe a shade darker than Iatchi's. He wore black ANBU pants and a black shirt. Madara was glad that he had a second room for himself that was in black and red. "So what's your name?" he asked casually and sat next to him on his bed. Well he hopped on it.

"Madara, Uchiha Madara" he said Naruto raised an eyebrow at that. Madara thought he would asked the standard question. `Really Uchiha? You are an Uchiha?´ that was the question that always came when he gave his real name. But when this question came he fell over.

"Are you stuck up like Sas-UKE?" Naruto asked innocently and sweat dropped when Madara fell off of the bed. "Erhm Are you OK?"

He groaned and slowly lifted himself up and replayed "Yes I am ok and no I am NOT stuck up like this Uke guy!" he said to Naruto who laughed when he spoke Sas-UKE's name. He looked at Naruto like he lost it. Which he probably had and already knew after the pranks he had seen and pulled on Kisame.

"Well then see ya" said Naruto with a wave of his hand and again slammed the door open. "MAN I LOVE IT TO SLAM DOORS OPEN AND CLOSE!?" Naruto all but yelled into the hall. Then walked off to find his mate and let the door open. Madara blinked and stood up to close the door. Maybe a nap will help him to find something to do. He shrugged and locked his door. Who knows who will slam his poor door then open? Better safe than sorry. He then lay down on his bed and let sleep calm him. After a few minutes you could hear him snore.

KM: Heheh bathroom sex giggles

Mada: shakes head You need help

KM: Do not. Besides you love my perverted side!

Kyuu: comes in That is true! And don't deny it!

KM: Where were you?

Kyuu: Taught the Uchiha to not make Naruto cry

KM: OHh

Kai: You should really rest now KM. I see that you have pain again. Yes and you can continue to write

KM: huffs FINE

Mada: Please R&R!

KM: uses Madara as pillow Ja-ne!?