For this chapter we will be teaching a psychopath how to act like a good person
Just follow these three easy lessons, and you'll be on the road to redemption.
Lesson one: How do you help someone on the cross walk cross the street?
For the first lesson we see Harold pretending to be an elderly woman, crying out "oh help oh wont someone help me?"
"Have no fear dear lady, for I shall help you across the street!" Announces the Ice Spectre.
Then without waiting to be asked, he proceeds to lift Harold off the ground and lunge him over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes, before walking over to the other side.
Afterwards as the Spectre puts him down, Harold proceeds to repeatedly hit him with his backpack acting as if it where a purse.
"Ow OW what did I do!?" Asks the Spectre ,to which Harold answers "is that any way to handle a lady bub?"
When Harold was done ,he adds in "I didnt even want to cross the street!"
The Ice Spectre was apalled by his last statement, asking "wait then why where you crying for help?"
To which Harold proceeds to say "I wanted to know what time the next bus came."
Much to the Ice Spectre's dismay.
Lesson two: how do you stop a bad guy stealing from a lady?
This time we have George pretending to be a woman ,holding his backpack as of it where a purse.
Along comes Harold with a mean look on his face ,as he points both his fingers as if they where guns at George.
"Altright lady ,lets see handover that bag!" Harold says in an aggressive tone, to which George replies "oh my!"
Harold then begins grabbing the backpack and pulls on it.
Then the Ice Spectre out of nowhere says "hey bub unhand that bag!"
"Or what!?" asks Harold
Then the Ice Spectre proceeds to freeze him in place with his ice shooter deluxe.
George breaking character was surprised by what he did, saying "holy smokes you froze him!"
"Oh it was nothing Madem, just doing whats right for society" says the Spectre placing a hand on George's shoulder.
"Unhand me you brute!" George says going back into character, as he then begins to hit the Spectre repeatedly with the backpack purse.
Lesson three: when someone drops something what do you do?
We see Harold now unfrozen again ,as he drops his backpack on the ground before the Ice Spectre steps in.
"Excuse me little boy" says the Spectre, holding the backpack in his hands "I beleive you dropped something."
However, Harold seeing how he was still upset over being frozen by him in the last lesson ,simply replies "nope."
The Ice Spectre confused asks him "but I saw you drop your backpack ,and I'm trying to be nice and return it to you."
"What are we talking about?" Asks Harold.
The Ice Spectre tried his best not to get mad ,as he proceeded to take a deep breath before trying again.
Taking out a textbook from the backpack, the Ice Specte asks Harold "this is your textbook right?"
"Yeah" says Harold.
Then the Spectre showing him the back of the front cover, asks him "and the back of the front cover says that your name is Harold Hutchens right?"
"Yeah" Harold says again.
Then the Specte puts the book back in his backpack, and says "well I found this textbook in this backpack, and since this textbook is yours ,that must mean that it is indeed your backpack."
"When you put it that way ,I guess it makes sense" answers Harold.
"Then take it" says the Spectre ,trying once again to hand him his backpack.
"It's not mine" says Harold.
The Spectre fed up with Harolds silliness ,aggressively raises his fist at Harold and shouts "YOU IDIOT ,THAT IS YOUR BACKPACK AND YOUR GOING TO TAKE IT BACK ,OR I TEAR YOUR HAIR OUT!"
George then proceeds to step in and try to restrain him, before he could get any closer to Harold saying "whoa whoa Ice Spectre no, good people don't rip other people's hair out!"
If you have sucessfully completed these three lessons without any complications ,then you are ready to be a good person ,but if not then I guess your not cut out to be one afterall ,thank you for a moment of your time.
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