JAKKID VS BARRY VS TYPING CHAPTER 10

DRDIGERTZ

BY BARRYLAWN

"ok we gotta get nix to a doctor somewhere" said jakkid and he picked up the official book of doctors

"no no all of these guys suck" said jakkid throwing the book away "wat do we do now all the doctors suck ass"

"not all of them" siad me "i know a guy whos a great doctor"

"ok lets go to him then"

we carried phoenix to a hospital and there was then a REALLY LOUD NOISE AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

"WAT SHIT WAS DAT" shouted jakkid

"probably nothing" said barrylawn

we went in and saw two robots come to us

"hello" said robot guy

"who are u" said robot girl

"mia" said guy

"lol" said jakkid

"ok we gotta see the doctor pls" said me

"he is in china" said girl

"okayyyyy thank you anyway" said me

"your welcome" said guy

"thank u for welcoming me"

"than u for thanking me for welcoming me for thanking you for welcoming you"

but us two and phoenix were gone so noone cared

we went to where he usually was and there was a guy examining research stuff with a lab coat

"barry u fuckin idiot i mean a doctor u go to when ur coughin and spitting crap out of ur mouth not sciencey guys like ema" said jakkid

"hy pal" said the guy "im drdigertz wat cn aye do fer u"

just then another loud noise was made

"o dont mind dat dats just on of my oneshits kek"

"ok we need phoenix to not be dying" said jakkid and we threw him onto the bed

"AAAAAGH FUCK THIS CUT THING WHATEVER THERES BLOOD I DONT LIKE IT SHIIITSHITSHIT"

"HM" thought drdigertz "VARY interesting"

he examined phoenix around the chest and in lower parts too

"um what are u doing"

"i am reserching it" said digertz

"no no make it cured" said me

"AUGH GOD MAN DIS IS PAYNE" shouted phoenix

"ok ok"

but then one of digertz people of research broke down the glass and attacked phoenix and he DIED

"NO" shouted i "WHO FUCKING ARE YOU"

"i" said the woman "am de evil demon KEK HOLMES, A TRAGIC COMBINATION OF KEK OWENS AND HOLMES"

"who who and who" said jakkid

"SHUT UP" shouted kek holmes "now is de time for u to meet ur die"

jakkid checked his watch "um no its 4 check ur shit bro"

"ha ha ha" laughed kek holmes "in some contries, 4 IS THE NUMBER OF DEATH"

she cut them and they dodged (which means she didnt actually cut THEM she cut some potions and the table. bitch.)

"AUGH" shouted kek holmes "ill make u all die to my gunz"

she started firing lots of bullets but i stopped her

"hey uh i dint hear that"

"ill make u all die to my gunz"

"sorry let me put on my hearing aid"

i put on the hearing aid

"ill make u all die to my gunz"

"it doesnt work ive been scammed" i took off the aid and threw it out the window hitting the suspicious bac alley guy in the face

so i gave kek holmes a microphone and loudspeakers

"ILL MAKE U ALL DIE TO MY GUNNNNNZZZZZ" shouted kek owens really loudly

AND THEN

AFTER THAT FOURTH TIME

LOTS OF HANDS CAME FROM UNDER THE FLOOR AND DRAGGED HER TO DEATH

BECAUSE IN SOME COUNTRIES 4 IS THE NUMBER OF DEATH

"omg shes dead" said jakkid "yay"

"NO" shouted digertz "tat was my best experiment human merge"

"tat sounds dangerous" said me

"no its not it turns 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 or 6 or 7 or 8 or 9 or 10 people into 1 it has to be named after all of them though or it wont work"

"ok" said mii "wait howd it escape anyway"

"BECAUSE WE LET IT OUT"

and then BLACK AND WHITE CAME OUT OF THERE

"wait WHAT" shouted jakkid

"this isnt right u guys were in the last chapter how r u here" said me

"SHUT UP, U SHUDNT KNOW THAT" shouted black gunning at him

"yes it would be most wise not to point out plot holes that way no one will notice them and well win best story award" said white

"ok" said barry "theyr here because they can be at two places at once"

"YEA ANYFUCK" shouted black "were here to kill u and phoenix"

"butnix is dead" said the three and we all cried tears spitting out of our eyes like sprinklers

"o right" said black "hey doctor bro bring fucknix alive so we can kill him"

BUT THEN BLACK FLEW ACROSS THE ROOM

"HA" laughed phoenix ghost "YOU GUYS CANT DO SHIT TO ME"

white shot him and he became human

"oh fuck"

"YES YES GET HIM" shouted black

he pushed the 3 of us away and he ran back to phoenix with an endless gun and shot and shot and shot and phoenix died into ghost and died into human and died into ghost and died into human and died into ghost and died into human and died into ghost and died into human and died into ghost and died into human and died into ghost and died into human and died into ghost and died into human and died into ghost and died into human

"STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT" shouted phoenix "ILL TELL ON U IF U DONT STOP"

"DIE DIE" shouted black as white was fiting us

"ok" said phoenix he put his hands together in the second of free time to use his human powers "o holy jesus this guys being shit to me"

"this is really long second, U GOTTA DIE" shouted black but then a big man with a beard came down and picked black and white up and dragged them up to heaven (or hell why are they goin up tho?)

"i cant teleport" said jesus

(ohhhhhhh ic)

"hey guys did u kill that evil witch or whatever she was" said phoenix "i know she was ugly but tats all i saw of her"

"phony ur alive" said digertz

"idk i feel really really dead right now" said phoenix and he fell and died into ghost and died into human again from exaustion

"ok so phenix is alive and back and white are not gonna be able to bother us again so lets get out of here" said me

"yeah" said jakid

so we left to go find ike n edgeworth

TO BE CONTINUED

WAIIIIT

SORRY

black and white were shouting in pain in hell while being tortured by satan

but then satan DISAPPEARED

"what" said black and then a portal from the real world appeared

"who is that" said white

"im the guy whos gonna be payin you, now get outta here and make sure dem authors go near each other or somethin"

"ok" said white and they ran to the door and left

OKAY NOW TO BE CONTINUED

THANKS BRO