Loki leaned against the car window with his face plastered against the glass. The heat burned his face, but he was so annoyed he didn't even notice.
The car turned sharply and Loki flew to the other side of the seat hitting his head against Thor's shoulder. His brother had to be the worst driver in existence.
After a long struggle earlier that morning of Thor trying to shove his brother into the car Loki finally gave in tired of Thor shoving him against the. With his arms crossed the god of mischief turned his head to look out the window. Fields of emptiness. The plains of Midgard certainly were boring.
Finally as Thor pulled into the gate of an unknown place since he had refused to tell Loki where they were going, Loki quickly scrambled out of the car when it stopped. Immediately he stretched his arms and legs groaning. His back and neck ached and his face still hurt from when Thor pushed him out of his bed this morning.
Thor walked up behind Loki and slapped him on the back. "Well brother, we are here,"
Loki observed the surroundings. An open field with absolutely nothing. Perhaps the Avengers had all agreed on finally ditching the trickster in the middle of no where. Or was this Thor's idea of fun? Either way Loki was unimpressed.
Thor blinked at his brother. "Loki you are facing the wrong way,"
Thor clamped a hand on his shoulder and turned him to face the area behind him. Loki gaped.
"A farm?" Loki asked. Thor grinned and nodded. "Why are we at a farm?"
"Because brother, we are to go horseback riding!" Thor explained joyously. Loki blinked a few times and raised an eyebrow.
"What?"
Thor looked at his brother confused. "Come now Loki. You know what a horse is,"
Loki grumbled. "Of course I do you fool. My question is, why are we here?"
Thor smiled and walked towards the farm. "I thought you would enjoy it,"
Reluctantly Loki followed his brother into the stables of the farm where a young man stood brushing a horse. Loki felt like turning around and running but as he looked around the stable he noticed a horse that reminded him of Sleipnir. Just without the four extra legs.
"Ah! Finally you guys are here!" The man yelled excitedly rushing towards them. He tripped over a bucket and crashed into a pile of horse droppings.
Loki winced in disgust. What bothered him the most was when the man stood up he didn't seem to mind what so ever.
Wiping his face with a spare cloth the man smiled and walked towards two horses on the opposite side of the stable.
Loki frowned. He had wanted the black horse that looked like Sleipnir.
"Can I ride that horse, if I am to be here I wish to ride the horse of my choosing," Loki asked. The man turned around.
"Sorry, you can only ride these ones."
Thor walked forward and grabbed the man by the collar. "If my brother wants that horse, he will get that horse."
The man trembled for a second before nodding. "Of course!"
Thor dropped the man back to the ground who rushed to the horse and untied it. Loki smirked as the horse walked forward and nuzzled Loki's chest.
Thor walked behind the horse and slapped it on the side. "What a fine choice brother!"
The horse quickly kicked Thor through the wall of the stable. Loki had trouble containing his laughter but before he could utter a laugh Thor rushed back into the stable.
"I have the feeling it does not like me,"
The man started backing up. "Um, well there you guys go,"
"Aren't you tour guides supposed to accompany us?" Loki asked, petting the horse.
The man shook his head. "Your brother here said you know how,"
Loki raised an eyebrow but the man quickly rushed out of the room. Shrugging the god of mischief pulled himself onto the saddle of the horse which he had placed on well Thor was talking. Thor jumped on a horse and walked beside his brother.
"To Asgard!" Thor shouted and rushed forward. Loki shook his head confused but soon joined his brother. His horse jolted forward as the saddle began slipping. Soon Loki was clinging to the side of the horse in a desperate attempt to hold on.
"Help! It does not like me!" Loki shouted as he rushed past Thor. Thor was to busy eating the carrots he had brought along for the horse.
"What? Oh!" Thor shouted. "I'm coming brother!"
As Thor and his horse ran up beside Loki the god of mischief was barely holding on but his horse kept running. Thor reached out in an attempt to push Loki back on, but his horse quickly turned towards the other bumping Thor against the side of the horse which caused Loki to let go.
Thor turned around and watched his brother tumble through the dust. Many Asgardian swears echoed across the Midgardian field.
"Brother?" Thor shouted. Before he could notice what was happening Loki was near him again but this time he was being dragged on the ground with a rope which was used to tie the horse to the fence wrapped around his foot.
"Help!" Loki yelled, his voice muffled by dust.
"Loki, I believe that is not how you ride a horse," Thor blinked.
"You don't think I know that?" Loki asked. "Thor!"
Thor was again munching on a carrot. "Are you having fun?"
Loki glared tell his body hit another dust pile. "I'm being dragged behind a horse! No I am not having fun!"
"Oh! I thought you were sledding!" Thor called back. Loki gaped.
"Can you just help me?"
The horse suddenly sped forward leaving Loki now in front of Thor.
"Brother, for the mother of a horse you certainly know little about the species," Thor said as he stared at his brother.
"Sleipnir is more cooperative then this!" Loki shouted.
Thor quickly sped forward and stopped in front of the other horse. The horse came to a stop slamming Loki into the back of its legs. Leaping off his horse Thor untied Loki's ankle.
Grumbling the god of mischief stirred. "I...I used to be a god,"
"Brother?" Thor asked. Loki turned his head from side to side mumbling. Thor raised an eyebrow.
Bending down the god of thunder shouted into Loki's ear. "Do you need medical attention?"
"Do you need to go back to day care?" Loki retorted before passing out. Shrugging Thor slung Loki over his shoulder and walked back to the car putting Loki in the back. All in all Thor thought it was a pretty good day.