Sirius Uses the Phone
Sirius was walking outside. He knew he wasn't supposed to be outside but he always went outside anyway. As he was walking down the street, he came across a Muggle phone booth. He had always wanted to use a phone booth. He went inside, picked up the phone, and started pushing random buttons.
After a few seconds, noise started coming out of the phone. Sirius put the phone up to his ear and heard some old lady who spoke Turkish babbling to him on the other end. Terrified, he immediately put up the phone.
He was about to leave the booth, but the phone looked so lonely sitting there all by itself. Taking pity on it, Sirius picked it back up and started pushing some random buttons again. Pushing buttons was fun.
There was a dialing noise on the other end, and a male voice said, "Hello?"
The voice sounded strangely familiar. Sirius put his mouth up to the phone. "Can I reserve a copy of the Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest DVD?"
"Black, is that you? Why are you calling me?"
Filled with horror, Sirius suddenly realized who was on the other end. "Snivellus?"
"Stop prank calling me, Black, or I'll call the Ministry on you!" Snape yelled angrily.
"Snivellus, I didn't know this was your number. I didn't even know you had a phone! What are you doing with Muggle items?"
"Well, my fireplace is being remodeled so I can't use it to contact, er… certain people. Now get off the phone right now! I've got another call coming in."
"Fine. Bye." Sirius did not take the phone away from his ear, however. Who on earth would want to call Snape? After a few moments, he heard Snape's voice on the other end.
"Hello, Lucius! Yes, yes, I picked up your spare robes and did your laundry. No, I wasn't calling other men! You knew perfectly well that you and I are destined-"
Sirius quickly put the phone up and screamed loudly. He was going to be having nightmares for a very long time.