How to Annoy People (unintentional is the best)
Chu glanced at his two captors sitting on either side of him. They glared at him, making sure he did nothing to try to escape. He was currently tied up with thick rope- but not gagged. Which the monsters would soon regret.
"Hello," he said to the one on his right, the shorter one with one eye. Might as well be friendly, right? "What's your name?"
"I am Curse," it said.
Chu nodded and asked, "Where is this?"
"A cave."
"Oh." Then Chu turned to the other one, who was bigger and had fins. "What's your name?"
"I am Fish," it said in a deeper voice.
"Where is this?"
"A cave."
Then Chu turned back to the short one and said, "Hello, you are... Fish?"
"I'm Curse! Not Fish!"
"Oh. Where is this?"
"This is a cave!"
"Oh, okay." And Chu turned to the finned one and said, "Hello, Curse."
"I'm not Curse!" it shouted, more than a little peeved.
"Oh, I remember now! Hello, Cave." To Chu's confusion, the monster he was talking to fainted.
He turned back to the other monster. "Hello-"
"Enough!" it shouted. It took out a baseball bat and hit itself in the head with it, falling onto the floor.
"...What's wrong with them...?"