"Hey-" He snapped his fingers pointing at Naruko "how's that curse going?"
"IMMA FUCKING KILL YOU!"
This is Kyuubi, the son of a bitch who gave Naruko the damn curse in the first place. Why? Well, one day Kyuubi was destroying the town and Naruko's dad thought 'this is got to stop'. So what did he do? He put a curse on him, which in turn made Kyuubi put a curse on his unborn child. Makes sense right? NO!
Kyuubi chuckled and took a needle out and injected the substance into Naruko's arm. This was what would prevent Naruko's male form from bleeding since boys aren't supposed to have periods.
"Okay you two, have fun!" Jiriaya cheered as he headed out the door with a stuffed suit case "Oh and, please try not to destroy the house this time…"
"FUCK YOU!" Naruko yelled as she threw a vase at Jiriaya but hit the shutting door instead. Yet you could faintly hear Jiriya yelling back,
"I'm not paying for that!"
Naruko yelled in aggravation and pain as Kyuubi snickered. Kyuubi liked the kid. True he put a curse on the kit, but that was because he wanted to get back at the dad, not at the kid. But he wasn't gonna give the cure because of it. Besides, it was more amusing this way.
Naruko jerked her head towards Kyuubi.
"And don't think I've forgotten you! This is all your fault to begin with!"
"You're welcome."
"No, no! This is not something to be fucking proud about!"
Kyuubi merely smiled.
"Yeah yeah, now, do you want something before I drop you off at school?"
"…fucking chocolate peanut butter ice-cream."
"Yes my spoiled princess."
"I'm not a princess!"
"Yes your majesty."
"STOP IT!" Naruko whined like the girl she was.
-
As Kyuubi drove towards the school Naruko was pouting in the back eating her ice cream. Kyuubi glanced at her from the mirror and did an inner squeal, girl or boy he found the kit adorable. He parked the car at the parking lot and Naruko hoped out.
"I'm picking you up at the usual place, right?" Kyuubi asked.
"Uh, actually no."
Kyuubi blinked a few times.
"What?"
Naruko sighed.
"I've been avoiding Sasuke after school a lot lately, so I'm gonna hang with him a little since I don't have to worry about running over to work."
Kyuubi twitched.
"Who's Sasuke?"
"Oh? Jiriaya hasn't told you yet? He's works at the host club."
"And goes to your school?"
"Yep." Naruko closed the door and was about to walk away but heard the door open and closed. "Uh Kyu? What are you doing?"
Kyuubi smiled with an evil aura behind him.
"Nothing much, just wanted to meet this 'Sasuke' person. That's all."
Kyuubi didn't like the sound of this person. Not at all.
"Well, you can't."
"And why not?"
" 'Cause you look like you're about to kill someone."
And he was.
"I don't know what you're talking about." Kyuubi laughed.
Naruko sighed.
"Kyu go home."
"No."
Sasuke tapped his foot as he waited at his and Naruko morning meeting spot. Where the hell was she? He sighed and walked over to class.
Well, he would if there weren't so many people blocking the door.
"The hell's going on?"
People noticed him and he noticed right away that most of them were girls. Which could only mean one thing, trouble.
"There's a hot guy with Naruko!"
That got Sasuke's attention. He pushed people out of his way to get in. Naruko with a hot guy? The fuck? Something wasn't right, but there was indeed someone attractive standing right beside Naruko. Sasuke twitched. There was something about him he didn't like. Maybe it was the fact that he was standing next to her…
"Who's this?"
He asked in a very annoyed voice. Naruko gulped, Sasuke looked pissed.
"Uh, Sasuke this is the supper nanny."
Kyuubi twitched. Supper nanny? …wasn't she some British chick? How could he be mistaken for a women like that?
"Uh no, I'm Kyuubi."
Naruko looked back and forth between them. There was a western show down vibe going through the air. Kyuubi smirked.
"Guess I should be going." Kyuubi then leaned down and kissed Naruko on the forehead. The girls gasped and Sasuke froze. Kyuubi glanced up at Sasuke and smirked even more deviously when he saw Sasuke's reaction. "Have a nice day…Naruko."
Naruko tiled her head in confusion. Kyuubi NEVER called her by any of her names. Just kit…or princess. People parted out of Kyuubi's way as he walked out of the classroom. Sasuke just stood there, pissed beyond words. This guy did that to piss him off on purpose.
"Imma fucking kill him."
… Déjà vu? Naruko thought to her self.