Hello it's me again I find the more I write this story the more complicated it gets. I am just saying is if you find I am leaving something out of the plot that you think should be there review tell me about it. I am all about making this story better and it won't be good if I have gaps all in my plot. Now that is out of the way….

Disclaimer: I own nothing never did wish I could and quite likely never will. I may also use some things out side of the universe that holds Naruto. I only do this to fit in the other anime that I will be using for parts two and three.

Warning: Some of the stories content has come from a massively damaged and disturbed mind. Please do not read if you have any of the following conditions. Monk like Ocd because this story gets messy and a place for everything ha ha ha let it fall where it lands. Heart problems that are excitable I don't want to kill any one. Small bladder and no plastic protection for furniture or floors, you might make a mess laughing. While reading please keep away from these activities. Eating drinking and anything else that may cause self induced injury dew to laughing.

That said in the words of Nagi on with the show!

"SHIZUNE!" Tsunade yelled loudly running up from the labs with her notes crumpled in her hand. "Shizune!" she yelled again only to have the woman in question in front of her scowling darkly.

"I have been trying to find you for hours and…." Shizune started.

"No time for that send a team out to bring Sakura back and make sure the team is an all male team." She said looking at Shizune with an expression that bordered on panicked. "Tell them if she has already had sex with a girl to bring her in as well and do it quickly."

Shizune left seeing that time was of the essence.

Tsunade went to the hospital's record room to look up notable births and found that Akimichi family may have the answers to her problems.

"So what do you want to do now," Ino asked as she waved the waiter over. "I need five more orders of the chocolate dumplings and a dinner basket for ten something that will keep well cold for a day." Ino said thinking, of having dinner with Shika and Chouji it was her turn to make sure they had extra.

'Sleep like the dead until it's time to go home.'

"Well after all the clones and running I had to do to get away from the mobs I need a nap." Sakura said as a face splitting yawn came on.

"Oh well I do need to get a room and get my gear put away," Ino said looking down at the table.

"I have an extra futon in my room, so why don't we room together like old times? I mean it will save you some money and this is one of the nicer hotels in town." Sakura said looking at Ino. "I am sure you very likely need a nap just as bad as I do."

"Would it be kind of weird with you being a guy now?"

"Only if you feel weird about it I always get changed in the restroom or the bath so that's not a problem for me."

'I am being stupid I mean this is Sakura forehead we have taken baths together since we were little.'

"Sure let's share the room. So what's it like being a guy?"

"Well it's been different I'm still a bit weirded out by it and with the all the attention I seem to draw it's just crazy. Well I at least got the peeing with out getting it everywhere thing down." She said the last part as an after thought.

"You know I'm still in the dark about how you ended up like that."

"Well the hokage got a mission from the lord of the land of fire whose daughter happens to be in love with a woman. So Tsunade came up with the idea to get the lord his heir she would just turn his daughter or her love into a man. So she did this to me, telling me it was because I had perfect chakra control and I needed to learn to walk a mile in a guys shoes. So there you go that's the way all of this happened." She said with a shrug.

"Why would she work so hard on a mission that is just saving the face of some one who never helps out anyway." 'This is so stupid,' Ino thought.

"Well it does get worse I have to test every aspect of this jutsu so my mission is to see if I can get a girl well I have to knock a girl up."

"Oh!" Ino said in surprise.

"By doing this though the village will be out of debt and have a surplus again. So my child will save the village just by being born and I always wanted kid granted I wanted to be a bit further up in the hospital before I had a kid. You know so I would be able to spend more time with it but I guess my plans can change a little. I can spend less time on missions and go full time at the hospital that way I can be home at night to tuck my kid in." Sakura rambled with a goofy smile on her face as she pictured what her kid would be like.

"So your fine with being a parent at eighteen?" Ino asked looking the potential doting father.

"I wasn't at first because like I said I wasn't planing on having a kid until about another ten years down the road. But if it will end the death missions and save the village from becoming a place a child born there is lucky if they live to become eighteen. If all I have to give up is time and money to raise my kid to do it then yes I am fine with it. I guess the only problem I have with all of this is the fact that well I don't have a clue as to who is going to be the mother. Will she let me stick around after this is over and I am my self again? Will she stick around after the kid is born and help me raise it? Will she even like me or will I even like her?"

Ino was at a loss for what to say other than, "Wow."

"I know."

Back to Naruto…

'I thought we were here so I could get girls to talk to me,' Naruto thought as he watched the women in the tea house flock to Jiraiya.

Back at the village…..

"Long story short the jutsu I used causes a reaction in live sperm cells speeding up the growth and maturity of the child. The first problem I face is making sure that mother and child both survive. The second problem I face is finding a way to slow down the growth rate of the child so it can grow up normally and happily. I have noticed your family has always produced children who are up to three months early but still come out even larger than most children who are carried to term."

"We are big people naturally lady Tsunade but all the women who have a child from our clan are given special food pills to help with giving both the mother and child enough of what they need to make it through."

"May I see a list of the ingredients used to make these special food pills."

"It's one of my clans secrets Lady Tsunade and would take something very important to make me give that to anyone."

"Does insuring the future of the village count as very important if I can get this to work the village will be back in surplus instead of debt and we stand a chance of producing more future ninja. If that isn't enough it will end at least three feuds over family name and heirs and it will put the lord of the land of fire in our debt." Tsunade said looking Chouji's father in the eye.

"That is more than enough," he said handing over a book with instructions on how to make food pills for the women of the family.

"That is from the start of it and all through the generations where we have improved on it little by little."

"I promise you I will be the only one to see it and I will make them myself. The only thing I may have someone else do is fetch ingredients. Thank you for this, I hate to take family secrets and run but it looks like I have a long night ahead of me tonight."

"Well this is it. So um which one do you want the one on the left or the one on the right?" Sakura asked putting Ino's bags by the closet.

"The one on the right I guess." Ino said as she started putting her stuff away.

"You go ahead and get settled I am going to get some sleep."

Ino nodded as she put her stuff away. 'You know forehead if it wasn't for the fact that I still have to do missions I would be the mother for you.' She thought as she watched Sakura pull her shirt over her head.

Sakura crawled under the cover of the futon and was asleep before her head hit the pillow.

Ino finished putting her stuff away and looked over her work. 'Seeing my clothes next to hers like that just looks right.' She thought as she remembered all the times she had this feeling. It was always when she shared a room with the other girl.

She was startled as Sakura started mumbling in her sleep. She turned to watch her noticing how much she looked like a little kid when she slept. She watched, as a loving smile touched the sleeping girl's lips.

"Ino," Sakura mumbled longingly in her sleep startling the girl sitting next to her futon watching her sleep.

'Even as a guy she pushes all the right buttons,' Ino thought as a blush lit her cheeks. She took her pants off and took her hair down. 'Might as well get some sleep while I can, being around you is going to take a lot of energy this time.' She thought slipping under the futon covers. She got settled and slowly fell asleep wondering what Sakura's kid would look like, she hoped the poor thing wouldn't get the forehead.

All the sudden there was a loud banging on the door. Sakura sprang up from the futon with a kunai in hand.

"Who is it?" Sakura asked who ever was on the other side of the door, as Ino put her pants back on.

"Tsunade sent us to bring you back to the village," replied the rabbit masked Anbu on the other side of the door.

"My team mates are retrieving Naruto and Master Jiraiya as we speak."

Sakura looked over at Ino seeing she was dressed before opening the door. The Anbu stepped into the room and seen the rumpled state of Ino's clothing and Sakura's lack of shirt. He pulled his wrist walky up.

"Find Shikamaru and Chouji from team ten we are bringing them in as well." He said into the mike. "Please get packed while I pack up the rest of your team." He said as he went to leave the room.

"Wait what is this all about?" Sakura asked the tight-lipped Anbu.

"Our mission is to bring you and who ever is with you back to Lady Tsunade for debriefing that is all I know." He answered leaving the room to pack up the others.

"So I got sucked into this because I was in the same room?" Ino asked in frustration.

"I really don't know what all this is about, but out of every thing that has happened other than waking up as a guy and getting chased by girls this is one of the craziest things to happen this week."

Not very long after…..

What the hell is going on Sakura, I thought we were going to be there a few days?" Naruto asked as he adjusted Jiraiya's weight on the side he was supporting.

"I don't know all I do know is that Tsunade sent them to bring us in." She replied supporting the other side of a very drunk Jiraiya.

"Will you two stop, we don't need to attract anymore unwanted attention." Ino said remembering how they got mobbed again as they left town.

"Will be able to stop for food." Chouji asked looking down into his last bag of chips.

"Not until night fall we were told to bring you back as quickly."

"No worries I have some to go boxes from lunch in my pack and some left over rice balls the old lady gave us for breakfast," Ino said. 'I knew it would come in handy she thought.'

'God I just want to sleep,' Sakura thought as she rummaged in her belt for a food pill. She found a packet full of them. She dug out two and passed the rest around giving one to Naruto. Even if he did have enough energy to power the village after all the clones he did, then running out of town carrying Jiraiya it couldn't hurt to help him out.

"Ok you interns who ever brings me back ten of these flowers roots and all will have a weekend off." Shizune said as she passed a picture of a blue and white flower around. "Well get going the quicker you come back with those flowers the quicker you can leave for your weekend off."

All the interns but one made a mad dash into the woods behind the hospital.

"Where are you going Sakuazaki," Shizune asked looking at a pale boyish looking girl whom had her black hair up in a sideways ponytail.

"I am going to get you the flowers that you asked for, they sell them at the flower shop that's next to the herbalist shop."

"Well ok carry on," she said her eyes wide after it dawned on her that it was the flower shop ran by the Yamanaka's whose close relationship with Akimichi family went back to the heads of each family. 'It would only make since that they would keep what the Akimichi's needed in stalk,' she thought as it all made since. 'But why would the Sakuazaki family know they kept those flowers in stalk?'

Well I hope you guys and girls liked this chapter so review and tell me what you think so I can get to working out the problem spots.