Code Geass: Awesome of the Rebellion
Chapter X: THE GREATEST BATTLE THE WORLD EVER HEARD
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Mao laughed the evilest laugh ever as he floated into the air. His body was crackling with communist energy as his eyes went shiny purple. They were so purple and shiny his glasses explouded and the broken glass flew at Awesome and his friends liek bullets BUT Awesome slashed them all into pieces with his katana
"WTF how is he floating?!" Lelouch scaredfaced
Mao made an even eviler laugh! "This is the power of the Communism Geass!"
Awesome pulled out an assault grenade gun and shot at Mao. Mao lol'd and flew away from the grenade bullet which explodiosn his thrown behind him but S2 was okay
"Baka! You cannot defeat the power of COMMUNISM! Behold!" Mao's geass flashed red and a million Chinese soldiers appeared. They're where so many that they had to stand on each other like piggybacks in order to fit int he room. they all had knives and guns and spears and shoters and they all had a look in their eyes like they were possessed by Geass!
Mao ROLF. "I can use my Communism Geass to control the minds of anyone! It is like 100x better than a Mind Control Geass! Behold!"
Everyone looked at Mao as he used his Geass. He used his Communism sorcery on Li and Lelouch and Kallen and Orange-kun. They all got made evil made by the geass and their eyes were redpurple and they gave evil communist faces.
"Mahahaha! See the true power of-"
Except Orange-kun who jumped 50feet in the air and grabbed Mao. "BASTARD! Your Communism is useless against my LOYALTY!" he screamed and then headbutted Mao
Mao fell on the ground and started crying. "Soldiers! Murderize him!" Mao ordered and the million soldier charged Orange-kun who pulled out his hidden blade and went all Assassin's Creed on there asses
"Awesome! You must escape and find a power greater than Mao's Communism Geass! For the United States!" he said before punchstabbing through ten Chinas
"But I cannot gain more Geass powers without S2!" Awesome said, but then he realized he didn't need better geass! He needed better knightmares!
"I'll be back!" said Awesome as he ran out of the China palace. Mao LMAO'd more as the half million Chinese soldiers kept fighting Orange-kun since the other half deaded already
"Kallen and Li and Lelouch! You must prepare an evil ambush to destroy Awesome once he comes back!" Mao said and started picking up his broken glasses cause he couldn't see without them
"Yes master." The all three said and went to get they're knightmares.
MEANWHILE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD
Awesome had flown to America where people were free and Mao's communism could not touch him. He had gone to Anchorage (a place in Alaska), because there was a super cool mech there which would make his even more powerful! When Awesome reached Alaska there was a giant robot waiting for him.
"I AM LIBERTY PRIME. I DESTROY COMMUNISM." He roboted
"Perfect!" said Awesome and then he summoned Asskicker Mk-1337. He cot inside and activated the mecha fusion button which fused robots together. Liberty Prime fused with his knightmare to make ASSKICKER PRIME MK-LIBERTY
"BETTER DEAD THAN RED." Asskick Prime Mk-Liberty yolled as he fired nukes into the air, blowing up a bunch of people in Canada.
"Hell yeah!" Awesome quipped "Let's go!" he said and Asskicker Prime walked to China, crushing a bunch of more houses and people on the way there
When Awesome got back to China Orange-kun was still fighting the whole army. His arms were getting tired from all the blood on it so he started using his feet to kill the Chiners
"Wow this isn't as easy as Suzaku makes it look!" he said as he breakdance fought, sweating cyborg oil
But before Awesome could help him he was ambushed! Lelouch showed up only he was in the Kremlin. And the Kremlin was flying through the skies like a fortress of evil communism in the sky. He was playing evil soviet anthem from the Kremlin speakers as he stood ontop of the fortress
"Awesome! I will kill you now and become the main character!" he said, laughing with communistface
Lelouch fired all the funny spiral tops of the kremlin at him, which were actually nuclear missiles. Awesome grabbed some nukes from the back of Asskicker Prime and threw them like footballs at the Kremlin nukes and they both made nuclear explosions in the sky and rained nuclear on the people below who all became super mutants
"Hm…you are indeed a great tactician." Lelouch had to admit with communistface still "But I am smarter!" he lied
Just then Kallen and Li came from behind. But they were in Cherno Alpha (the mech/jaeger from Pacific Rim lol) which they both had to pilot at the same time.
"Awesome! Nothing can defeat Communism! Join us or die!" they said and shot lighting fists at Asskicker Prime
But Awesome was really smart and thought fast and used his pirate geass to summon a cutlass. The cutlass absorbed all the lightning energy and then Asskicker Prime threw it into the sky like a football. It hit a cloud, filling it with lighting and creating a lightning storm that blew up Lelouch's flying Kremlin
"NOOOOO! DAMN YOU AWESOME!" Lelouch screamed before activating escape pod. But then the lightning storm blew up the escape pod and Lelocuh fell into the ocean with Wilhelm scream
"No I msut fight you!" Awesome said intensely as he turned to Cherno Alpha. But then Orange-kun finished killing the China armies and jumped out of the sky and landed inside. He used his Geass-Cancellation Geass to get rid of the Communism in them. then knocked them out and tossed them out the robot
"Awesome! I will fight by you and help defeat Mao's evil! He cannot defeat my LOYALTY!" he scrammed and piloted Cherno Alpha. Even throw it normally took two people to pilot Cherno since Orange-kun was a cyborg he could use his robot half and human half to control the whole thing. He even overwrote all the evil communist programming through sheer loyalty
The two badass robots approached the China palace. Orange-kun used Cherno's fists to rip off the top of the palace and wielded it like weapon. Awesome flew Asskicker Prime into the palace where Mao was waiting. Mao made lol and clapped like happy 10 year old at birthday
"Excellent show Awesome! But you haven't defeated me yet!" he said and then lifted himself into air. "Now behold! The TRUE power of Communism!" Mao levitate into the sky and flew away from battle
Awesome and Orange-kun chased after them in their robots but Cherno was too slow so Orange-kun could not keep up
When Awesome finally cornered Mao he was in the city of Siberia (in Russia?). Asskicker Prime aimed a football nuke at Mao. "I will give you an opportunity to surrender Mao! To stop being evil and join my side!" he said, because Awesome was a kind and noble person to everyone and always tried to do the write thing
Mao laughed like dick. "Fool! I will never join you! Now witness the DOUBLE TRUE power of Communism!"
Mao activated his geass and sent waves of red energy everywhere through Russia. He struck a pose. "AWAKEN MY MASTERS!"
Music started playing through the entire Russian country which made the earth crack and ice explode in response. In a giant ice explosion, Stalin and Lenin rose from their graves. They flew over to join Mao who was LMFAO
"You cannot stop me now! These are the oldest, most powerful Communists in the world! Super Communists!" he said. Stalin and Lenin's hair went red spikey and they screamed and had red auras.
"We'll see about that!" Awesome said and fired laser beams from Asskicker Prime's eye laser. Stalin and Lenin fired their kamaehaemeahs and destroyed his lasers with their own. Lenin flew to the ground and punched the earth, creating an earthquake that shot ice up at Asskicker. Stalin meanwhile entered Soviet Tank mode.
Asskicker Prime threw a nuclear football at the ice which sent it flying back into the earth below. When Stalin entered tank mode and fired doomshells Awesome used his Pirate Geass to block them with cannonballs
They flew across the entire Russian empire and China fighting each other for a whole month. Lenin broke the tips off mountains and threw them at Asskicker Prime who used cannonballs and lasers to destroy them. Stalin ripped off his moustache and threw it like a boomerang but Awesome stopped it with his machine katana. Millions of people died in the crossfire but it was okay because they were probably commies. Below them there were hundreds of pirates summoned by Awesome fighting thousands of Communist robots and zombies made by Lenin and Stalin
"Grr!" Awesome said "Even though I'm one of the greatest fighters in the world I can't defeat two Super Communists!
But just then before Lenin and Stalin could use their Communist energy beams Awesome's friends came to save the day! Orange-kun finally arrived with Cherno Alpha which was frozen solid from travelling in Russia for so long. He punched Stalin so hard it destroyed all his tank armour and threw him into the ground.
Kallen and Li came in their new knightmare Gipsy Danger which they used to fight Lenin. Lenin fistfought with the robot but eventually both his arms got worn down and fell right off. Gipsy Danger smacked him with sword and knocked him into the snow with Stalin
"Thanks guys!" Awesome said even though he could have beaten them both himself.
But then evil things happened! Lenin walked over to dead Stalin and murdered him. He cut off his head with his Communist laser eyes and screamed as he gained his power. Lenin became taller than any of the knightmares and Godzilla combined!
"YOU CANNOT CRUSH THE PROLETARIAN! I AM THE PERSONIFIED WILL OF THE WORKING PEOPLE!" Lenin roared so loud he destroyed all the clouds in the world. But he was speaking Russian so nobody heard what he said
The knightmares charged at Lenin, who swung his big arms and stomped his big legs so fast that they knocked them all away. He lifted his hands in the air and started charging a spirit bomb which was like a nuclear only stronger!
"Stronger than nukes?! This cannot be!" Li said. Kallen was freaking out and even Orange-kun was afraid!
But not Awesome. Awesome made smile because he was smart and knew how to stop him. "All we have to do is hit him!"
"But that's impossible. His arms are so big nothing outside them can hurt him!" Kallen said and cried into her Awesome plushie
"Not outside…but how about INSIDE?" Awesome used his Pirate Geass
Lenin stopped charging his spirit bomb when suddenly the Black Pearl AND the Flying Dutchman were summoned into his body. The pirates ships sailed through his chest making the entire country of Russia red with R-rated gore and shooting him with cannons. Lenin roared as he fell into the ocean and died from where once he came
"Good work team!" said Awesome, who did all the work "Now let's go stop Mao!"
So they flew back to China were Mao was waiting for them in his palace. He had S2 on a chain in a sexy bikini outfit looking sexy. Awesome normally would have thought of sex but he had a mission to do.
"Mao! You must surrender and give the people of Chine their freedom!" Awesome said, climbing out of Asskicker Prime with katana drawn
Mao loll'd his last lol as he shook his head and summoned a hammer and sickle. "No thanks!"
The two charged at each other and slammed their blades together. There was a shockwave of explosion so powerful it cut into the earth and split China in two. The two warriors flipped away as lava came flying out of the earth.
"My masters may have been stronger, but I am smarter! I have the Mind-Reading Geass! I can read your every mo
Mao got cut in the leg by Awesome and screamed "What?! How is this possible! I didn't see that move! Why can't I read your mind?!"
Awesome smirked smartly. "Because I'm not thinking at all!"
Everyone gasped but Mao most. "What?!"
Awesome threw his sword and destroyed Mao's sickle. "I'm acting entirely on battle instinct! If I don't think, you can't read my moves!" he swung so hard so blew up the communist hammer
Mao fell onto ground and cried. "Please have mercy!"
Awesome picked him up and threw him into the lava crevasse below. Mao screamed as he was swallowed by the pits of hell. Everyone cheered.
"You did it Awesome! You saved China!" Kallen said
But then a bunch of people from all over showed up at the China place. "Not only China, but Russia too! We no longer must live under the fearful rule of the Super Communist zombies Lenin and Stalin! For your heroic actions, we would like to make you the new King of Asia!"
Everyone cheered and shot their guns in the air and danced and drunkened. Awesome had hot sex with S2 in her sexy outfit in the middle of the palace and later Kallen and Shirely joined for a foursome.
MEANWHILE BACK IN RUSSIA
Lelouch was swimming threw the snow since in Russia the snow was so thick you couldn't walk in it. "Damn you Awesome…I will get a revenge!"
But then Lelouch saw soemthing funny. It was a hairy weird man in a priest's outfit. "Who are you? He asked."
The man grinned evil. "I am the Geass giver R2. But you can call me…Rasputin!"
DUMDUMDUUUM! TO BE CONTINUED!