The Assassin

Peach lived in a castle in the distant Mushroom Kingdom. The was one of the worlds biggest castles. It was built with marble bricks that were cleaned every time a flaw became visible. the castle was standing tall for over 600 years. Every time a new king or queen arrived, the profile of their face was put on the front wall in stained glass. Peach was sitting with her best friend, Daisy. Daisy was a brunette. she had the same figure as Peach, but instead of pink, she wore a yellow dress. The two were sitting in the tea room. This room was decorated with photos of past rulers of Mushroom Kingdom. There were two arm-chairs with a doily-covered coffee table in between them.

"I heard that the Mushroom Kingdom will be voted the best kingdom in the galaxy." suggested Daisy.

"Oh, that would be splendid, indeed." declared Peach.

"You might beat the..." Daisy looked out the widow behind Peach, "Now what is that."

Peach turned around and saw something hurling toward Mushroom Kingdom. A man in a suit and with Aviators landed on the border between Peaches kingdom and Bowser's kingdom. They looked at the man as he strode towards Bowser's castle.

"He's cute." smirked Daisy as she sipped at her tea.

"He must be brave to just walk up to Bowser's castle like that. Unlike Mario." complained Peach.

"When will you dump him. You've been complaining for months." shouted Daisy.

"Well... he um... kinda... proposed... And I kinda said yes." shrugged Peach.

"You've got to be kidding." Daisy looked disgusted at Peach. "You barley like him. Why would you marry him?"

"I know, I was drinking."

"Oh, so now your the queen who drinks and says yes to any guy."

"No, I can't be queen, until I marry, and Mario is kinda of a good leader."

"He sucks at being a leader."

"I know. Do you think that the guy who flew down is available?" Peach looked back out the window. she had a dazed look on her face, as if she was wishing the winged man would fly in the window and sweep her off her feet.

You can't start a relationship now, your going to the Brawl."

"Well you are too. Your an assist trophy now."

"Well, I'm going to see if that flying man is available. Good bye Peach."

"Yeah, well, good bye."

Peach watched her friend leave. Then looked out the window to see her walk away. When Daisy was ten feet away from the castle, she dropped, there was a bullet in her. Peach ran out to comfort her friend, but it was too late, she was dead. Peach thought she would never stop crying. Then a man holding a gun stepped out of the bushes. The man a greasy brown hair slicked back and tied back with a headband. He had on skin tight camouflage and had a sneer on his face.

"YOU!" Peach screamed, "You killed her!"

"I had..."

"She was innocent. She has done nothing wrong."

"Listen..."

"No. You listen. Give me one good reason, that you killed her or I will put 500,000 on your head."

"If that's the case, I'll take the hit." The man looked sorrowful at what he had done, and walked away.

"Then, at least tell me your name." cried Peach.

"Snake." said the man, "Call me, Snake."

Peach looked at Snake with eyes filled with tears, then clamored back on to her friends body.

Present

Peach was constantly scred now. First their house gets destroyed. Then, a mysterious boat. Then, Wolf O' Donnel. Then, Wario. Now, Pit's gone. They were slowly falling apart. Peach found Ash, the temporary leader.

"How long do you think that we can go on, Ash? The food won't be around forever, no one knows were here, and wer trying to get killed by complete physcos." said Peach.

Ash looked verty scared, too. That was definatley not how a leader should look during a crisis. "Well... we need to pull together until Marth gets back, the he'll know what to do." Tears started to swell in his eyes. "Peach, I wasn't supposed to be a leader. I think I should step down and let Ike be the leader, he'll do the best." Ash tried to hide his face.

"It's ok, Ash." Peach clapped him on the back, "First you are gonna take Ike out into the woods and say 'you and I are gonna go hunt for food' caome back to me and I'll give you guns and while your in the jungle, ask him what happened at sea." suggested Peach.

"That's not a bad idea. Yeah, I'll ask him about the canoe."

"What?" said Peach.

"Nevermind."

Pit was pacing back and forth in a clearing miles into the jungle. He was freaking out, due to the fact that him and Snake were lost. While Pit was freaking out, Snake was sat up against a tree with his head back and smoking a cigarette. Snake looked so calm, he looked about ready to doze off.

"Calm down, Moses." said Snake as he took another puff of his cigarette.

"How can I?" Pit came to a sudden halt. He started talking so fast Snake tried hard to keep up. "Why aren't we moving."

"'Cause," sighed Snake, "there's no need to find KITT, so we wate here until Dr. Giggles comes for us."

Marth, Samus, Fox, and Falco were walking though the jungle. They were looking for Pit and Snake. Marth was the leader and Samus was his lover. Fox and Falco were there due to their ablity to read tracks. Marth sniffed the air. It smelled like cigarette smoke. He ran towards the stench. Behind him he heard "Marth", then footsteps. When the smell was strongest, he pushed aside the bush in front of them and looked and a sweaty angle and a man sat up against a tree, smoking a cigarette.

"Marth!" exclaimed Pit. "How did you find us."

"I kknew the only person here who would smoke while lost in the woods was Snake." Marth looked at Snake with a "Good job" expression.

"Well, ya caught me red-handed, Doc." said Snake.

Behind Marth, the others caught up to them.

"Oh my God!" exclaimed Samus. She covered her mouth with her hand and ran over and gave Pit a hug. "Where were you?"

"I'll tell you on the way." said Pit, and the six got up and walked toward the camp. By the time they got back, Pit was finished with their story.

"Well those coordinates could be from any..." Marth looked out to the sea. "Guys, a canoe."

Ike ran over looked very excited.