Spirit Week
AN- Chapter ten, party time!
Monday- 80's Day
Naraku sighed as he sat at his desk, impatiently waiting for his student helper to show up so he could make her grade the papers. He frowned when he saw a few of his kids walk in to set their stuff down, dressed in leather and fishnets and their hair flying all over the place. Even the boy had makeup on. Naraku blinked as he cocked his head to the side.
"Did I get up on the wrong side of the decade?" he grumbled to himself.
"Sex, drugs and rock n roll, boy! You know what I'm talking about!" Jordan shouted as she walked into the classroom and making Naraku do at least two double takes.
"Jor…Jordan?" he asked cautiously. Her red and gold hair was flared up; she had on a ripped black, Dr. Feelgood Motley Crue T-shirt with a black fishnet shirt underneath. She had on studded wristbands on both hands and tight red leather pants with three studded black belts on. She even had the black combat boots. Then Naraku worked up the courage to look at her face. She had on black eyeliner; dark and thick around her eyes and cherry red lipstick to match her hair and pants, and two green lip rings to match her eyes.
"Haha, what?" she asked him, smiling widely. Naraku blinked.
"What the hell are you wearing?" he finally asked, almost choking on his breath.
"It's 80's Day! You know, Spirit Week, different theme everyday?" Jordan quizzed, finally kick starting Naraku's memory.
"Oh yes…how could I forget? I didn't think you'd be into it." He replied calmly.
"Haha, I love Motley Crue, how could I not be fascinated with the 80's? Man, I wish I was born back then." She said with a daydreaming gleam in her eyes.
"I don't really remember much." Naraku said with a shrug.
"Because you weren't born early enough! I wish I was born earlier, like my parents." She corrected.
"Eh, it's nice to know that you wish you were old." Naraku chirped with a grin.
"Ew, I'd never sleep with you, no matter what age." She spat at him playfully.
"If you were there during the 80's, you'd be so drugged up and drunk that you'd sleep with anyone." Naraku stated as the bell rang. Naraku noticed that only four of his students, not including Jordan, dressed up for the day. Good. Fewer distractions. Naraku had to force himself to tear his eyes away from Jordan. She made the fishnets and tight leather pants look damn good.
"Ew, what are you wearing?" Inuyasha asked Jordan with disgust as he walked up to Naraku's desk.
"I'm wearing what your mom wore back in the 80's, bitch." Jordan replied.
"She cussed." Inuyasha chirped.
"I didn't hear her." Naraku replied with an evil smile.
"Oh please, anyway, I brought that test you wanted signed by my parents." Inuyasha growled, handing him the paper.
"How do I know this wasn't forged?" Naraku asked the boy, who rolled his eyes. Jordan leaned over, making Naraku shiver. She was so close to him.
"Haha, he definitely didn't forge it. Too nice of handwriting." Jordan said, leaning away.
"My dad signed it, I'll tell him you said that." Inuyasha said bitterly.
"You should tell him that he's a creeper, too." Jordan growled, scooting over to Naraku's computer.
"Not now, young lady. Grade these, then get on." Naraku scolded, handing her the small stack of papers. Jordan sighed.
"Can I at least play some music?" she asked sweetly, her innocence showing through the seductive makeup. Naraku sighed, tearing his eyes away from her again.
"Fine. Make it appropriate." He said as she got on the computer.
"Motley Crue, huaaaaaahhhhh!" she replied, doing her rocker scream, making some of the students nod and agree.
"Yeah! The Crue!" the boy who looked like a girl yelled back. She played "Livewire" first, dancing in her seat while grading papers. Naraku started writing notes on the board, rolling his eyes when he heard students snickering, meaning that more than likely, Jordan was doing something she wasn't supposed to.
"God, you need a pole in here for me today, Mr. Saitou! I just want to strip!" Jordan called out. Naraku turned his head and felt his face burn. Jordan had grabbed the back of her seat while standing behind it, doing slow, powerful thrusts while cranking her other fist with the movements. Naraku shook off whatever feeling overwhelmed him and sighed.
"Are you done grading those papers yet?" he asked, his voice sounding a little more forceful than he wanted it to. Jordan nodded.
"Yeh, want me to pass them back?" she asked, still dancing as she grabbed the stack.
"Yes, and try not to turn anybody on while you're at it." Naraku shot back.
"You mean like I did you?" she asked with a laugh, doing a crazy rave dance while going in and out of seats and rows, jumping over empty seats so she wouldn't have to walk as far.
First hour was frustrating for Naraku. He liked Jordan, she made the hardest hour of the day bearable, but today, she made the hardest hour of the day very, very hard. Naraku just couldn't get the image of her dance behind the chair out of his head. In second hour, Naraku had about ten people dressed for the occasion, but nobody was as serious about it like Jordan was. Now, it was third hour.
"Oh fuck me," Naraku whispered to himself when Terra came in, looking like a hot and ready stripper from the Sunset Strip. She usually looked pretty, but today she looked at least 23. Then Jordan came in with Gabe, looking even better than she was in first hour.
"Oh fuck me sideways." Naraku groaned, letting his head fall down as he felt the familiar tug between his legs. He then started thinking about things that turned him off.
'Wrinkled old ladies in bikinis, wrinkled old ladies in bikinis,' he began chanting mentally, hearing Jordan laugh at Gabe.
"I look like some punk rock loser, Jordan!" Gabe whined, poking his spiked mohawk. He had on leather and fishnets with the studded belts.
"You look good, buddy! Trust me!" Jordan insisted. Naraku took deep, steady breaths before looking up. Almost everybody had dressed up except for Josh, who insisted he couldn't find a wig.
"Loser!" Gabe hollered.
"Man, Gabe, don't make me come over there and scissor kick you in the head!" Josh hollered.
"Bring it on, sweetheart!" Gabe replied, winking seductively at Josh.
"I will…after class." Josh said back. Naraku sighed. Hopefully tomorrow's theme wasn't as distracting as it was today. He took one last, longing look at Jordan before turning around and starting the notes.
Tuesday- Dance Off Day
Naraku sighed as he sat at his desk, awaiting his wonderful helper student again. She was very distracting yesterday, and he hoped that today wouldn't be bad, but a part of him was wishing it were Stripper Day or Fuck Your First And Third Hour Teacher Day.
"What the hell?" Naraku grunted, looking up when he head "Thriller" playing on the school's PA system while people were yelling happily in the hallway. He stood up and peered out of his door, feeling his mouth drop open as a group of seniors was doing the dance down the hallway, headed by Gabe, Jordan and the brown-headed girl who Naraku found out was named Nya.
"They're pretty talented, aren't they?" Sesshomaru asked Naraku, who nodded, still staring at the group as it continued the dance, making no noticeable flaws, if any.
"Yes, very talented." Naraku repeated as Jordan began leading the group down another hallway, out of Naraku's sight.
"Heh, I'm going to miss her when she leaves. She's the energy of this school." Sesshomaru commented as he turned away to go start the next song for the next group. Naraku rolled his eyes. Sesshomaru was trying to make him say something creepy and it wasn't going to work, even though it almost did.
Naraku didn't see Jordan first hour, since the dance off was supposed to happen in the gym while the rest of the school watched. He saw her, but he didn't talk to her, knowing he would say something awfully dirty to her. He pretty much clamped his mouth shut third hour while they took their test. In fifth hour, the dance off was decided. Seniors won, juniors tied with freshmen for second and sophomores took dead last.
Wednesday- School Colors Day
"Two-Some Day? Sounds pretty dirty." Naraku said as his third hour chuckled. Gabe was nice enough to write down the remaining days for Naraku so he wouldn't be so surprised again. The school colors were red, black and white. Naraku decided to stick with jeans and a school T-shirt, only having to pay a dollar for doing so. He almost wanted to pay a dollar every day so he wouldn't have to dress up.
"It's when two people get together and dress up as a famous two-some. You know, Batman and Robin, Shaggy and Scooby Doo, Tom and Jerry, not necessarily cartoons either. Hahaha, Jordan, what did you and Gabe do last year?" Levi asked with a laugh.
"Uh, we did the grouchy old couple. Gabe was the grouchy old man and I was the grouchy old woman, we got second place." Jordan laughed.
"Who won?" Naraku asked.
"Um, I can't remember." Jordan said to Gabe.
"Let's see, it was…Hansel and Gretel." He replied. Naraku frowned.
"That's lame. So, when is Two-Some Day, Friday?"
"Yeh, it's the best day of them all." Josh commented as everyone agreed.
"So, who are you teaming up with Jordan?" Nick asked.
"It's a secret, but trust me, I'll be getting first place this year, I'm tired of second." She responded with an evil smirk.
"Maaaan, I need a partner! Mr. Saitou, please?" Gabe asked, begging with his eyes.
"Talk to me after class." Naraku said.
"Ok!" Gabe replied.
After class, Gabe stayed, begging Naraku to be his partner. At first Naraku was hesitant, but then he learned of the prizes. If you're a teacher and get first, you get to choose a free parking spot and get to order around the principal for three days. That was enough temptation.
"Fine, but what are we going as?" Naraku asked with a sigh.
"You're going to say no, but I was thinking…Wicked Witch of the West and a Flying Monkey? Don't hit me!" Gabe asked, wincing. Naraku began laughing hard. One, Gabe was scared shitless of him and two, that was a perfect first place winner right there, but one problem, who was going to be the witch and who was going to be the monkey?
"I'll be the monkey if you agree!" Gabe quickly spat. Naraku exhaled. Great. It was his turn to be a chick.
"That's fine, we should win with this idea, but it's two days away."
"I have enough makeup and money for the costumes, we just have to do it today or tomorrow." Gabe insisted.
"Today, after school, I'll go with you." Naraku said as Gabe smiled.
"Yes! Thanks! Oh, and if you can, please get Jordan to spill the beans about who her partner is and what they're doing?" Gabe asked.
"I will, just don't tell her I said yes to you." Naraku said, watching Gabe run out of his room.
"What am I doing?" Naraku asked.
Thursday- Mismatch Day
"You didn't dress up today?" Naraku asked Jordan as she walked into the room.
"Nah, I didn't feel like it. So, did you say yes to Gabe?" Jordan asked with a smile.
"He didn't tell you? I said no."
"You said yes. I'm not dumb. Gabe was blushing all day yesterday and he could barely talk to me without excitement after he went shopping with his sister."
"Ugh, damn."
"Haha, and I'm not telling you or anybody else who my partner is, they're pissed off enough."
"Oh, I'm willing to bet my life that it's Sesshomaru. How you convinced him to agree is beyond me, but I know you and how you talk, you could motivate a Christian to bow to Satan."
"Haha, why would I ask him? He's got no humor and what I have planned is hilarious."
"Oh? You didn't ask him? Now I find that hard to believe."
"You think you're smart."
"You think you're sly."
Friday- Two-Some Day
"Alright, so, you think we can win?" Gabe asked, getting into Naraku's car, his skin painted blue, his wings and tail in place. He looked like an actual Flying Monkey from the Oz. Naraku wasn't feeling too happy with himself. His hair was wild, his skin was green and he had to go buy an old fashioned broom.
"We should, this is hilarious." Naraku replied, finally laughing when he looked at himself and Gabe. They both had been up for hours, getting everything perfect.
"I'm so scared, I have no clue what Jordan did and who she's with!" Gabe whined.
"She's with Mr. Taishou, I'm pretty sure of it. She cannot be so confident unless it's him." Naraku said, speeding away towards the school.
"Yeah, I guess, but I'm so nervous."
"Don't be, we've got this, I'm positive, if not, I'll be highly pissed off." Naraku said happily, making Gabe laugh.
They walked inside the school and into the gym, walking to the set of doors that led to a hallway where the contestants were supposed to go to avoid being seen. Naraku smirked when he saw Nick and Levi, dressed up as Tom and Jerry. Nick had on mouse ears, his whole face and clothes painted brown with a little tail. The same went for Levi except he was gray with a white belly and cat ears and tail.
"Hahahahahaha! Dude, you guys are awesome!" Levi laughed, pointing at Naraku and Gabe.
"You guys better win, that's so cool." Nick said with a smile.
"Thanks, you guys look good too." Gabe said, fist bumping them both.
"Who else is in this?" Naraku asked.
"We are." An arrogant voice chirped. Inuyasha and Kagome were in elegant dress, both looking flawless.
"What are you two supposed to be? Arranged marriage of brother and sister?" Levi asked spitefully.
"We're going to kick ass, so shut up!" Inuyasha hollered.
"Good God, boy, how many times a day do I have to tell you to watch your language?" Naraku snapped at Inuyasha, who looked at him and started laughing.
"I didn't even recognize you! Hahahah!" Inuyasha replied as Kagome began laughing too. Naraku leaned forward, smirking.
"It doesn't matter, Gabe and I have this won." Naraku growled back.
"Eh, it's hard to say, where's Jordan?" Nick asked, looking around.
"Who cares? Default, we win." Gabe chirped.
"Alright, we're going to call all of the students inside, who wants to go first?" the coach of the dance team asked.
"We will!" Nick and Levi chirped.
"Ok, you two are Tom and Jerry, who wants to go next?" she asked.
"We do." Inuyasha stated.
"Prince and Princess." She looked at Naraku and Gabe.
"Want to go third?" she asked.
"Sure." They chirped.
"Alright, Wicked Witch and Flying Monkey, haha, Gabe, Mr. Saitou, you both look adorable. Haha, I'm sure you'll do well." She said.
"Coach, who is Jordan with and what are they doing?" Gabe asked.
"I can't say, I've been tipped not to." She replied as someone came on the PA and told everyone to file into the gym.
"Haha, ok, when we go out, I'll be chasing you and you can trip me or some lame shit like that." Levi said to Nick who laughed.
"He cussed!" Inuyasha barked, pointing angrily to Levi.
"I didn't hear him." Naraku replied candidly.
"Oh, dude, you've got to ride your broom out!" Gabe said to Naraku, who drew the line at riding brooms.
"I will do no such thing." He replied.
"Come ooooon! I want to win! Ride that broom and pretend it's Erica or something! Damn!" Gabe snapped.
"He cussed!" Inuyasha growled.
"I didn't hear him, and no, I will not ride the broom." Naraku said.
"Please? I want to win, I'm going to be dancing like a monkey, you can at least ride the broom!"
"Ugh, fine." Naraku finally agreed. He felt retarded now.
Everyone was in the gym and ready for the show. The group had yet to see Jordan and her known unknown partner, Sesshomaru. Nick and Levi smirked when they heard "First contestants, come on out!"
"Yeaaah!" they chanted, running out and Levi chasing Nick, both doing zigzags and trying to escape. Nick tripped Levi, who slid across the floor to the stage, both climbing on.
"Tom and Jerry, everyone! Tom in his spare time enjoys sleeping, eating and chasing mice! Jerry likes moms, ugh, grow up, Jerry!" the girl said with a smile, reading off a note card. Nick and Levi bumped paws and laughed hard, as did the crowd. The girl waited for everyone to calm down before calling out the next couple.
"The Prince and Princess!" she called out as Inuyasha and Kagome walked out. Levi and Nick started booing and putting their thumbs down. Naraku looked at Gabe and sighed.
"Do I really have to ride the broom?" he asked with a whine.
"Yes! Ride it!" Gabe said with a reassuring smile.
"Please don't make me."
"Look, I know it's embarrassing, but no one cares, they're just here for a good laugh, and we're going to give it to them! Come on, they just called us!" Gabe shouted, running out and getting low and acting like a monkey.
"The Wicked Witch of the West and her loyal henchman, the Flying Monkey!" the girl called out as Naraku swallowed his pride and got on the broom, "flying" out of the doors. He saw everyone stand and roar with laughter and clapping as Gabe was dancing around him in circles, both hitting the stage and jumping on.
"Oh my, was it a far flight from Oz?" the girl asked Naraku.
"Yes, my pretty." Naraku said in the microphone as everyone began howling with laughter once more.
"Oh, you guys have got this! I swear it!" Levi said, wiping tears from his eyes.
"We had better, this broom smacked me in the nuts." Naraku growled as Gabe began laughing.
"Hahaha, and now, last but certainly not least…" the girl paused as the doors flew open, showing Sesshomaru in a purple suit, a purple hat, gaudy sunglasses, one hand a cane and in the other a huge wine glass that said "Pimp" and holding onto his arm was Jordan, dressed in a short skirt, fishnets on her legs, a thin shirt with fishnets and a red boa around her shoulders.
"Pimp and Hoe!" The girl said trying not to shriek with laughter as everyone began rolling, holding their stomachs and crying with laughter as the two made their way up. Jordan accidentally tripped Sesshomaru, who caught himself and pretended to smack her, making everyone lose it once more.
"That cunt! Hahahahahahahaha!" Gabe howled, almost fallings to his knees. Levi and Nick were rolling back and forth, their legs kicking with joy. Inuyasha and Kagome looked utterly shocked. Naraku hit Gabe with his broom.
"Don't bow, they're competition." Naraku said as Gabe stood up, wiping tears.
"Haha, too good, I hate her." Gabe giggled as Sesshomaru and Jordan walked on stage.
"Haha, you, hahha, I can't!" the girl said, falling into another fit. Sesshomaru looked over at Naraku and snorted.
"That's pretty good, think it can beat ours?" Sesshomaru asked, his eyes hidden from view with the gaudy sunglasses.
"Heh, we'll see." Naraku replied. It was pretty damn funny, and he wanted to laugh, but he wanted to win more.
"You bitch, is that even appropriate?" Gabe hissed to Jordan, who smiled.
"I'm not showing anything, plus, it's all in good humor." She replied.
"Alright, I'm going to hold my hand over each couple, and I want the crowd to scream for who they think was the best." The girl announced, walking over to Nick and Levi, who were shaking their heads. They knew they were going to lose, but they weren't expecting to be stomped.
"Tom and Jerry!" the girl shouted. The crowd was loud, but Levi and Nick knew that it was going to be louder for the Wicked Witch and Flying Monkey, and probably even louder for Pimp and Hoe.
"Prince and Princess!" Dead silence, little coughs and a sneeze followed by a lazy "Wooo."
"Haha, losers." Levi whispered to Nick.
"The Wicked Witch of the West and her Flying Monkey!" The crowd went wild. People were screaming, some were still laughing as they whistled and hollered.
"Oh, the loudest so far, and how about…haha…Pimp and Hoe!" Naraku groaned as he thought a riot was going to break out. People were climbing over others, clapping, whistling, hollering, screaming, and making any noise they could. It went on for a good two minutes as Jordan and Sesshomaru hugged and laughed, patting each other on the back.
"I'm going to say Pimp and Hoe won it, but not without competition, ahahaha!" The girl laughed.
"Man, that's pretty good, I can't deny it! Haha!" Gabe laughed as he hugged Jordan.
"I saw you and Mr. Saitou running out and he was riding his broom, I'm surprised you didn't win!" Jordan said to Gabe and Naraku, who both shrugged.
"I can only imagine what you did to convince him!" Gabe laughed as Jordan pulled on her hair.
"Ugh, I have to serve a detention for saying "shit!" It was either not be in the competition and not serve, or be in it and serve! I told you, I wanted first!" Jordan laughed.
"Don't forget, Saturday morning. Hoe." Sesshomaru growled playfully as Jordan laughed.
"I hate you." She replied as she walked away with him.
"Damn. Damn. Damn it!" Naraku huffed, but he then started laughing uncontrollably. He held it in for so long that he just couldn't anymore.
The first six weeks have come and gone.