A/N: Hello everybody, hello everybody, hello everybody, it's time for The Avengers Go To Disney World! Sorry this is late guys, my dad has been in the hospital since Friday so I kind of totally forgot about this story for a bit, but here it is! I want to thank my reviewers: The pH alchemist, Ghost Rider of the Aragon, juventus, and OnnaMusha! Unfortunately nobody gets cookies AGAIN :(. We'll try this whole cookies thing another time. So remember I don't own anything, and here's your new chapter! Indiana Jones fans, I hope you enjoy. ;)
It was getting close to 11:15, the time Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular! was to show, so they headed over to the theatre to get some seats. Luckily they were able to get some good center seats. The show started off with some cute kids being instructed to yell "Lights, Camera, Action!", and then everyone applauded. The Indiana Jones theme music started playing but then it turned into sinister, dark music. Then Indiana Jones swung down on a rope from the ceiling.
"There he is!" Tony exclaimed, practically fanboying.
Indiana Jones lit a torch and started to discover where he was at. All of a sudden spikes started lifting up out of the ground, each one nearly impaling Jones! Cap and Loki screeched out in terror. Jones escaped the spikes and climbed up some stairs. Everyone thought he was safe until the ground gave out beneath him and he got sent plummeting down somewhere the audience couldn't see. Smoke and red light came out of this place, then Indiana Jones grabbed hold of what appeared to be some kind of tree limbs and was able to pull himself from out of the hole.
"Thank God," Cap said.
"I'll be sure to thank Odin when I get back home," Thor replied.
"What? No, there's only one God and He doesn't dress like you guys!" Cap exclaimed.
"How dare you insult the dress of my people?!" Thor raged.
"Shhhh," some people around them said.
Thor and Cap quieted down, but Thor was still extremely upset at Cap for this. He would talk to Loki later on how to get him back for that rude remark.
Then Indiana Jones had to quickly pass by some statues that were holding weapons, for if he wasn't quick enough he would get hurt. He came by a tiny gold statue that he wanted to take that stood on some type of pillar. He was smart enough to replace the statue with a tiny bag, so it seemed that the statue never left its place to begin with. He thought he was safe until fire erupted around him and smoke as well. Then a giant rock came charging towards him and crushed him! The crowd gasped.
"No!" Steve protested.
The rock rolled away and for a second Indiana Jones couldn't be seen, but then he popped up like nothing had even happened! The crowd cheered. A man came out and talked with Indiana Jones about stunt work. Tony was upset when he noticed that he wasn't the real Indiana Jones.
"This show is a disgrace, I want to leave. That's not really Indiana Jones. Indiana Jones can do his own stunt work, they don't need this phony here," Tony whispered to Bruce.
"Tony, Harrison Ford is in his seventies, he shouldn't be doing this kind of show at his age," Bruce whispered back.
"Yeah well Harrison Ford did his stunts for the Crystal Skull movie that came out a couple of years ago. That man can do anything, no matter how old he is. Oh whatever," Tony whispered, deciding to finally shut up.
Next they brought some volunteers that they had chosen from the audience earlier to take part. Sadly the Avengers and Loki didn't get there early enough so they could be chosen for the show. The volunteers did some ridiculous things and then they were instructed to act as extras for a movie fight scene. They had to just be standers by, who were just minding their own business shopping. A dancing troupe broke out and was doing all sorts of jumps and leaps. Then the dancers attempted to attack Indiana Jones and the woman he was with! Jones fought them off as best he could, and him and the woman ended up having to climb a building to escape them.
"Wow he's good," Barton commented.
The woman even helped out by hitting one of the dancers with a frying pan.
"You go girl," Natasha said.
Then Jones and the woman jumped from the building to some type of cloth shelter. They jumped off of it and landed in front of a man with a giant sword. Jones shot at him, then shot at a car coming their way. The car did a 180 and fell right on the ground, exploding. The crowd applauded.
"This is amazing," Thor said.
Then the director and another guy explained how dangerous stunts were again, and to show this, the director had one of the volunteers come out. He chose a man named Nick from Portland, Oregon. He wanted to prove how punching works and then brought out a guy as big as Thor to do the punching on Nick. Nick took one look at the guy and ran away. The audience laughed.
"Let me get you someone your own size," the director said, calling out the same woman who was with Indiana Jones earlier.
The audience laughed again. The girl started demonstrating how stunt punches and kicks worked but every time she did, she would knock Nick on the ground! She wanted to show even more on another volunteer, but the director told her to just wake up Nick who was unconscious.
"That girl is awesome! If she can do real punches and kicks, I'd like her as my partner," Natasha said.
"But...I thought we were partners, Natasha?" Clint said, a bit sad.
"Oh right yeah we are," Natasha replied, too preoccupied with the girl to really care if Clint was hurt.
An actual actor came out, the one who was as big as Thor, who explained that he wasn't a stunt double and that he did his own stunts, that there was a difference.
"You want to know the difference between you and Harrison Ford?" the director said to the guy playing as Indiana Jones.
"What?" the guy replied.
"Ten million dollars," the director said.
"Damn right!" Tony exclaimed. "That phony will never be Indiana Jones."
They were doing their last scene next, bringing together all the stunts that were showcased throughout the show. A car came in and a plane came in. The driver and pilot drove away from the plane. Indiana Jones, the woman and the actor were all fighting for control of the plane. A fire started off to the side then the actor disappeared! Indiana Jones and the woman ran away from the plane, which then caught fire, along with many other things. Then that was the ending, the fire went away, with no harm to anything or anyone. The audience applauded. The Avengers and Loki all enjoyed the show very much.
When they got out they had a half an hour until their lunch reservation. They decided to check out the statues in front of The Academy of Television Arts and Sciences.
"Oh gosh it's Johnny Carson," Tony exclaimed running over and posing for a picture with the statue.
"Lucille Ball, aw I love her," Natasha said, and Bruce snapped a picture of her and the statue.
"Ha I found Ed Sullivan over here, might as well get a picture with him?" Clint asked and Bruce took a picture.
"Jack Benny, I know that guy," Cap said and he got his picture taken as well.
"These must have been people of great importance for them to have statues of themselves on display here," Thor said.
"Yeah, yeah, where's my statue? I am deserving of one, much more than any of these humans," Loki said.
"Why don't you two stand in front of the Walt Disney bust?" Bruce asked them, and they followed suit.
Bruce snapped a picture of a happy Thor and a disgruntled Loki.
"Walt...Disney? The owner of this place?" Loki asked.
"Well he planned Disney World, he died before he could see it become a reality," Bruce said and then proceeded to fanboy when he found a bust of Betty White, asking Tony to take a picture of him.
Walt Disney was dead but Loki was as close as he could get to getting his revenge on Disney for planning this wretched park. He had to do something to this bust. He saw a little kid skipping by with a pirate sword, swiftly he took it. The little boy noticed his pirate sword gone and began crying, but Loki hid the sword well. The boy's mother told him they would just get him another sword and they walked away. Then, slowly Loki crept upon the statue and stabbed it with the sword, causing it to begin to topple over.
"Loki, no!" Thor exclaimed.
"Muahahaha I shall get my revenge on Walt Disney!" Loki cried.
But Thor and Cap caught the bust before it fell and placed it gently back into it's place.
"That's it, we're getting him one of those kid leashes," Tony said.
"Brother do you understand what would've happened if that statue had fallen down? You must stop this foolishness, or I will take you to home for Asgardian punishment, and you know this World of Disney is far better than that kind of punishment," Thor said to his brother.
Loki agreed, Asgardian punishment was horrible, so torturous. Dare he say even more torturous than this Disney World. Enough time had passed that they could head on over to the 50's Prime Time Cafe, where they were to have their lunch.
They walked over to the colorful building and inside where Bruce told the hostess that Banner party of seven were here. The hostess told them to wait a few minutes while they get their table ready for them. They all waited and watched some old-fashioned TV. The restaurant, obviously from the name, was 50's styled and boy were they in for a surprise on the kind of treatment they were going to get. They were led on through the restaurant, which looked like they were walking through somebody's home kitchen. They sat down at a table near a window with some kitchen curtains, and a TV close to them as well, playing Disney shows from the 1950's.
"Aunt Marge will be here soon to serve you," the hostess said and walked away.
"Aunt Marge?" Clint asked confused.
Then a little old lady came by them with an order book and a pen. She looked very sweet and kind, that is, until she spoke.
"Alright welcome, welcome to the 50's Prime Time Cafe. I'm your waitress, Aunt Marge. Remember no elbows on the table, say your please's and thank you's, and eat all of your vegetables! And I mean all of them! I expect your plates clean before you leave the table, is that understood?" she said to a shocked Avengers and Loki.
"Who are you to tell us what to do?" Loki questioned her.
"Oh I see we got a rebel here. Well listen here sonny, this ain't no James Dean movie, this is my kitchen and you will do as I say, now does everyone know what they'd like to drink?" she asked them.
"Give us a few, please," Banner said and Aunt Marge walked away.
"Ha ha this is amusing, she's treating us like a real aunt would," Tony said.
They all looked at the menus and decided on what they would like to drink, as well as eat. The menu was full of family names like Grandpa's Crab Cake and Mom's Old-fashioned Pot Roast. Aunt Marge came back after some time. Tony, unfortunately, had his elbows on the table.
"Ah ah ah! No elbows on the table, or you'll pay for it later! Have you all decided on what you'd like to eat?" Aunt Marge said and Tony took his elbows off the table.
Loki decided on a coke and Caesar Salad with Chicken, he didn't want to risk trying any of the "family" recipes. Thor took the Yuengling Draft and A Sampling of Mom's Favorite Recipes, for it had the most meat out of all the meals. Cap thought Cousin Ann's Traditional Meatloaf sounded good, and reminded him of home. He settled on some water for a drink. Natasha decided she would have a Louis Martini Cabernet Sauvignon, Central Coast, along with Grandma's Chicken Pot Pie. Clint wanted a Benzinger Chardonnay, Carneros, with Grandpa's Crab Cake. Tony got a Full Sail Session Black Lager with Aunt Liz's Golden Fried Chicken. Bruce wanted Cousin Ryan's Vegetable Lasagna, and was feeling quite adventurous, so he thought he would taste the Peanut Butter and Jelly Milk Shake.
Aunt Marge took their orders and off she was to deliver them to the cooks.
"A Peanut Butter and Jelly Milk Shake? That sounds disgusting, why didn't you have a drink? You know there's not many places you can find alcohol in Disney World," Tony said to Bruce.
"Well I've heard that the shake is actually rather good, and I'd rather not get drunk, and risk possibly hulking out," Bruce said.
"But you've been going on adrenaline-pumping rides and you've been fine, why not have a drink?" Tony said to him.
"If Bruce doesn't want to have a drink, he doesn't have to. Stop pressuring him, Tony," Cap said.
"Lay off, Mr. U. S. of A.," Tony said to Cap.
"Look guys, don't argue. I can ride those rides because I went to Coney Island before we came here in preparation for not hulking out. As for drinking, I didn't prepare the Hulk for that, so I'd rather not risk it," Bruce said, and Cap and Tony quieted down.
Aunt Marge came back with the drinks and caught Natasha texting on her phone.
"Well young lady, I see you have far better things to do on your phone than spending time with your friends here," Aunt Marge said, singling Natasha out.
Natasha quietly slipped her phone back in her pocket while Aunt Marge handed out the drinks.
"I see you have your elbows on the table again!" Aunt Marge said to Tony. "If I catch you like that one more time, you're going to get it!"
Tony quickly took his elbows off the table and took a sip of his beer. They all started drinking and chatting among themselves, and before they knew it, the food had arrived. Tony had yet again placed his elbows on the table.
"That's it!" Aunt Marge exclaimed, and Tony slipped his elbows off the table.
She took some napkins and placed them where Tony's elbows were before. Then she took a ketchup bottle and squirted the ketchup on the napkins.
"Now you have to place your elbows there for the rest of your meal!" Aunt Marge said.
"What? No! I'm a billionaire, playboy, and philanthropist. You can't tell me what to do!" Tony exclaimed.
"In my kitchen nobody cares if you are any of those things and you obey my rules! Now elbows into the ketchup!" Aunt Marge barked, and Tony slowly put his elbows into the ketchup.
The rest of the Avengers and Loki laughed.
"I don't see what you all are laughing about! Finish your food, before I make you all put your elbows in ketchup!" Aunt Marge exclaimed and then walked away to yell orders at another family.
"This stinks," Tony said, picking away at his chicken.
They ate and ate, until their stomachs were full. Thor absolutely refused to eat his vegetables, he hated them, and would rather just eat meat.
"I'm going to tell on you, look there comes Aunt Marge!" Loki said and Aunt Marge walked over to them. "Thor didn't finish his vegetables!"
"Oh he didn't, did he? Well we can always use the old train trick," Aunt Marge said and scooped up some vegetables into Thor's fork, then pretended the fork was a train.
"Chuga, chuga, choo choo! The train goes into the tunnel!" Aunt Marge exclaimed.
"No, Aunt Marge! I, Thor, God of Thunder, do not need any silly vegetables!" Thor said, pulling away from her.
"Nonsense everybody needs to eat their vegetables! God, human, or animal. Now into the tunnel! Choo choo!" Aunt Marge said, and Thor allowed her to feed him this way until all the vegetables were clean off his plate.
Loki snickered at Thor.
"Now as for you, tattletale," Aunt Marge said to Loki. "Shame on you! Everybody point your fingers at him and say 'Shame, shame on you!'"
And so everybody who was in that section of the restaurant did, Loki felt even more embarrassed than Thor did now.
"Look at you two!" Aunt Marge said, turning her attention to Bruce and Clint now. "You haven't even finished all that's on your plate!"
"Well um..." Bruce started.
"I...uh..." Clint stammered.
"As for you," Aunt Marge said to Cap. "You've finished all of your food and you've had the best manners! You get a sticker and a fastpass for your accomplishment!"
Cap got a 'Clean Plate Club' sticker, along with a fastpass for Toy Story Midway Mania! Tony, Loki, Natasha, and Thor were also presented with 'Clean Plate Club' stickers, but no one was prouder as Cap was that day.
"Psst, Loki," Thor whispered. "Take Steve, son of Roger's, fastpass for when he insulted the dress of our people earlier!"
"Okay!" Loki exclaimed and took the fastpass.
Thor and Loki then ran out of the restaurant. Poor little Steve just burst into tears.
A/N: They're all turning into children I tell you! Hehe so anyway review please! I hope you all have a Happy Holidays and I'll see you all next week!