I woke up when I felt someone start to stab my stomach. I sat up and glared at my attacker, which turned out to be Gir, who was holding a pointy stick. I mentally face palmed 'Of course' Gir tilted his head to the side then wave at me like he was on crack. I sweat dropped as I tried to stand up, but ended up falling on my face. "MOTHER FUCKER!" I screamed as I rolled over and looked up at the ceiling then lifted up my legs and saw that they were tied together. Then I looked at my hands and saw that they were tied together too. "I fucking hate my life." I said rage quitting, as I squirmed around like a worm.
Girr still had his head tilted to the side, either confused or freaked out... Or a combination of the two. "So what do you and your band of lost serial killers plan to do, sacrifice me to Jashin?" I asked bitterly, looking up at the ceiling, legs down though. Girr didn't respond, he just pokes my stomach with the stick again. I glared at him as he continued to do it. "IF YOU POKE ME WITH THAT DAMN STICK ONE MORE TIME IM GONNA SHOVE IT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT IT'S GONNA BE COMING OUT OF YOUR JASHIN DAMN MOUTH!" I screamed trying to flail around, but only looked like a fish out of water flopping around. Girr but a hand over his mouth and silently chuckled, causing me to think of multiple different way to kill him with that stick.
A door creaked open and I didn't turn to see who it was. A moment later Ghost Face was standing over my head. He squatted down near my head, holding that voice changing thing near his mouth. "So Minori, what's your favorite scary movie?" He asked. I rolled my eyes. "The one where the pissed off teenage girl beats the shit outta her abductors and then killed them all." I said in an innocent voice. "And did I mention that I have to pee." Ghost Face shook his head then stood up and walked away. Then Michel grabbed my shoulders and made me sit up. I glared at him as Jason rolled in a TV. 'Please don't let this be what I'm thinking it is.' Jason turned the TV on and a pale white, puppet with red swirls on his cheeks and black hair and eyes with a red mouth was staring at me. "WELL FUCK! IS THIS SOME TYPE OF MADE UP CHARACTER CONVENTION! If so where can I sigh up?" I said wide eyed and toothy grin at Saw. "Glade you're awake Minori, would you like to play a game?" Saw said.
"Naw I'll pass." I said bordly. "Sucks to be you, because you're gonna play anyway." he said. "Then why the fuck did you ask me in the first place." I demanded annoyed. "To see if you're stupid enough to say yes." the puppet said. "When I get my hands on your pale ass imma throw you into the wood chipper then burn your chips to ash then put you in a jar then sink you into the bottom of the sea." I threatened. "Doubt it, anyway your challenge is -" the puppet began but I cut him off by saying "Don't care not doing it." "But you'll die if you don't." the puppet pointed out like I was some little kid. "Ask me if I care, come on ask me." "Do you?" "No, you guys can go screw yourself." "... They'll kill you if you don't play." "Sure." "I'm serious they will." "If they wanted to kill me I would already be dead, you Faggot." "... Not if I tell them not to." "Who the fuck will listen to a pint size, vampire looking, bitchy, wanna be serial killer, puppet?" "Hey I'm just as much of a serial killer as they are." "Bullshit." "I am so!" "Then come get me you pasty ass wanna be." I told the puppet with a sneer. "I'll be right there." He said then the screen went fuzzy. I turned around to see Ghost face rubbing his temples through his mouth with Girr was silently laughing and rolling on the floor, Jason and Michael were nowhere to be seen. 'Works every time.'
A moment later a door opens from behind the TV. I lean so I could see the little shit ride in on his tricycle. The second I saw him I burst out laughing and fell on my side. "Ready or not your fucking game begins bitch." The puppet said without moving from his tricycle. In the next second someone grabbed me from behind and lifted off the ground. "WTF." I yelled as I flopped my legs up and down. "Take her away." The puppet said then left the room. "YOU PUSSY! WHAT KIND OF MEN SENDS SOME ONE ELSE TO DO THEIR DIRTY WORK!" I yelled at the puppet as the person walked the opposite direction. "THE SMART KIND!" The puppet calls over his shoulder. "...true enough." I muttered.
After a while of the big guy carrying me he finally stopped. "We here?" I asked looking up, my face a few inches from the door. The guy opens it and throws me inside then slams the door shut. "YAY WELL FUCK YOU TOO ASS HOLE!" I yell after him. I looked around the room, well tried to but it was too dark. 'Douche bags could a given me a light.' I caterpillar-ed my way around the floor until my hand hit something sharp. 'Perfect.' I smirked victoriously as I grabbed he objects then cut me loose. After what seemed like forever, but was most likely only a few minutes, my hands were finally free so then I started working on my feet. After that I rubbed my wrist as I stood up and started walking around until I ran into a wall. 'Jashin I hate you so much.' I put my foot up them kicked the wall repeatedly until it broke, and by that I mean shatter completely. Yah my strength scares me sometimes too.
Bright light flooded the room and I shield my eyes waiting for them to adjust. After a second I realized that I was in a bathroom. 'Really... Well I'm not sawing my leg off' that's when I realized that this bathroom was cleaner and smaller than the one from the saw movie, and had a person showing in it too. I coughed and then I saw Kiba's face appear from behind the shower curtain. We looked at each other for a second then Kiba screamed, and not one of those manly Ahhhhhh scream no this was a high pitched little girl Ekkkkkkk scream. 'And Kiba's manly meter just shattered again.' I took my shoe of then threw it in his face he dodge then threw a shampoo bottle I dodge then I threw my other shoe and the process repeated until I throw the toilet plunger and it smack him in the face. "Ha I win bitch!" I yelled at him holding my fist in the air, and just at that moment the door opens to reveal Sasuke in a Ghost Face costume. I glared daggers at him as he sweat dropped. "Ahhhhhh. Hi Minori." He said rubbing the back of his head. "I'm gonna leave now." He said about ready to shut the door but I tackled him right as he touched the handle. We stumbled out of the bathroom and across the floor of a very familiar living room. We landed with me sitting on his chest and holding the front of his costume while Sasuke had his hands up in defense. "Start talking Uchiha." I growled darkly as I was holding back from attempting to choke this fool. "Well you see-" he began but got cut off by someone slamming the door open and screaming " Be careful Minori got out!" we turned to see Naruto standing in door way wearing the Girr costume and his jaw was dropped and he had a sweat drop.
"It's Naruto's fault." Sasuke said quickly I looked down at him then I death glared at Naruto. Naruto took off down the hallway. "I doubt Naruto could come up with this." I hissed looking down at Sasuke. "So why the hell did you kidnap me?" I growled darkly. "It's revenge for ditching us at the mall." Sasuke said with a serious tone and a blank expression. I looked at him for a second then I face palmed. "You're still jealous?" I asked annoyed. "No I just thought it would be funny to mess with you." Sasuke said with and amused smirk. I could feel multiple tick marks appear on my head. "I. WILL. KILL. You." I said emphasizing each word while smiling as sweetly as possible. Right when I was about to punch him a cell phone when off. I glared and looked over at Shikamaru who was standing in the door way. "It's for you." He said tossing me my cell phone. I answer it as I glared at him. "Hello." I said. "Minori are you finish with your studding yet?" my "dad" asked worried. "It's going on 10:30" "Yay Dad just finished." I said getting off Sasuke. "See you in a few." I said then hung up. "Next time Uchiha." I said as I stormed out of the room. I left the building and looked out on the street to only realize that I was at Naruto's, which was about 30mins walking distance from my house. "Well fuck." I muttered as I looked up at the sky. 'Better start walking.'
After my nice long walk home I thought of multiple different ways that I was gonna kill everyone involved in my kidnaping. "I'm home!" I called walking throw the front door. "Shhh your Mom and brother are sleeping." My father said stepping out if the living room. "Sorry." I said walking towards the kitchen. "So what were you studding?" dad asked as I took off my shoes. "The history of some famous serial killers and their methods." I said mentally smirking. When I walked out there I notice two plates sitting in the table. "I thought it would be nice if we could eat with each other." My dad said from behind me. "Alright." I said sitting down and started eating my cold food. I and my dad talked about my random stuff like school and life, after we finished eating we cleaned up and my dad kissed my forehead and then we went to bed. 'Jashin sometimes I hate my life, at least tomorrow is Friday, then we have a break.' I walked up to my room then fell asleep on my bed.
